Dear Litster... (continued)

[MSH2]

Dear Bed Belonging To A Litster,

I love you. I need you. I never want to leave you.

I want to lie on you all day and... masturbate.

Signed,
Masturbating Litster

Damnit! I just changed the sheets

Oh go on then,

Not minding that much Litster

 

[Bookishleigh]

One should master the small words first before trying to extend their vocab

Perhaps I have been on the GB too long....I hope I am not the one needing to master the small words. I think I have a spectacular mastery of the small words.

Signed,

Litster who prefers words and books to people.

 

[julybaby04]

Dear Lister.

You're it. The chosen one. The important one at the end of the day. The smile on a shitty day. The sun on a rainy day.

Hopefully you see this and know it's for you.

I hope she sees it too. That is really sweet. Wishing you both many end of days together.

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Not-so-simple Litster:

I don't think I've ever loved a woman before today. YOU ROCK.

Signed,
In Awe Litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Litsters,

Some of y'all are some freaky, horndog bastards that should be ashamed of yourselves.

Signed

Damn...And I thought *I* had Issues

 

[MSH2]

Dear Litsters,

Some of y'all are some freaky, horndog bastards that should be ashamed of yourselves.

Signed

Damn...And I thought *I* had Issues

Dear issue having Litster,

Some of us have worked damn hard to be this freaking freaky. Years of back breaking practise.

Somewhat put out Litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear issue having Litster,

Some of us have worked damn hard to be this freaking freaky. Years of back breaking practise.

Somewhat put out Litster

Dear Putting out Litster,

Nothing.... I just wanted to call you that!

Silly Litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear issue having Litster,

Some of us have worked damn hard to be this freaking freaky. Years of back breaking practise.

Somewhat put out Litster

Dear Put Out,
But would your freak out out with my freak?

I think that's the real question here ..lol

Signed
Noticing that the Freaks don't just come out at night
#Whodini

 

[MSH2]

Dear Putting out Litster,

Nothing.... I just wanted to call you that!

Silly Litster

Dear silly Litster,

Shhhhhh! there's a manwhore manhunt on around here at the moment

Hiding Litster

 

[MSH2]

Dear Put Out,
But would your freak out out with my freak?

I think that's the real question here ..lol

Signed
Noticing that the Freaks don't just come out at night
#Whodini

Dear Whodini,

Or would our combined freaks cause world panic

Still freaky litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear silly Litster,

Shhhhhh! there's a manwhore manhunt on around here at the moment

Hiding Litster

Dear Hiding,

I don't think you qualify.
Follow me, I'll help you get away!

Accomplice Litster

 

[Eva_Star]

Dear Litsters or my Therapist,

I didn't understand this thread so I read through all of it. Shit escalated quickly. :bugeyed:

Signed,

Slightly Traumatized and Will Never Read Back Pages of a Thread Again

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Litsters or my Therapist,

I didn't understand this thread so I read through all of it. Shit escalated quickly. :bugeyed:

Signed,

Slightly Traumatized and Will Never Read Back Pages of a Thread Again

Dear Traumatized,

You should go and read the thread before this started...

I'm sorry, but that made me laugh!

Laughing litster

 

[tnman03]

Dear Litsters or my Therapist,

I didn't understand this thread so I read through all of it. Shit escalated quickly. :bugeyed:

Signed,

Slightly Traumatized and Will Never Read Back Pages of a Thread Again

Dear Traumatized...

You might want to avoid the I Confess That thread in the Am Pic Darkroom then. Its by far the more bizarre...

 

[Tiamo15]

Dear Traumatized...

You might want to avoid the I Confess That thread in the Am Pic Darkroom then. Its by far the more bizarre...

No need to watch soap operas or reality shows when you have the drama-filled Threads of Lit!

 

[Spenser41]

Wow what the heck did I walk into.... lol

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wow what the heck did I walk into.... lol

Walked? You KNOW you ran in here to see what was going on! Lol

 

[Spenser41]

Walked? You KNOW you ran in here to see what was going on! Lol

Oh man.... and I was so hoping you didn't notice..... crap....

 

[Eva_Star]

Dear Traumatized,

You should go and read the thread before this started...

I'm sorry, but that made me laugh!

Laughing litster

Dear Laughing,

I know I shouldn't but I will...once I've gone this far, how can I turn back without seeing it all? Please send good thoughts my way as I head toward the darkness.

Signed,

Will Have To Sleep With the Lights on Tonight

 

[Eva_Star]

Dear Traumatized...

You might want to avoid the I Confess That thread in the Am Pic Darkroom then. Its by far the more bizarre...

Dear tnman03,

I've been there but never peeked back behind the curtain. Do I dare?

Signed,

Curiosity Killed the Cat and My Psyche (probably)

 

[ydahecnot]

Litster,

With 109 posts, you can now post an av.

Litster

 

[Eva_Star]

Litster,

With 109 posts, you can now post an av.

Litster

Fellow Lister,

Thank you! Will find one!

Signed,

Grateful

 

[tnman03]

Dear tnman03,

I've been there but never peeked back behind the curtain. Do I dare?

Signed,

Curiosity Killed the Cat and My Psyche (probably)

Dear Curious Feline

It's a slippery slope...

 

[Kat73]

Dear my Litster,

You are warm, caring, loving and an amazing man. If others can't see past the wrapping to the wonderful man you are inside, then they are missing the true you. I love you.

Your Kat

 

[lonelyladyfl]

Dear Litster
I am scared of rejection.

LL