Dear Litster... (continued)

[Girly_girl]

Dear Kilt lover and the rest of the party girls,

Got room for one more? I can drink whiskey or bourbon, love them both! Oh and I can shake it with the best of Em'



It's fucking Friday litster

Dear Friday Litster,
Absolutely!! The more, the merrier (pulling Scout out onto dance floor with the rest of us)
Dancing Litster

 

[Trekka]

Dear Friday Celebrants,

I'm cranking the volume way up.

Signed,
Shakin What My Momma Gave Me

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Dear Friday Litster,
Absolutely!! The more, the merrier (pulling Scout out onto dance floor with the rest of us)
Dancing Litster

Dear elevator litster,

I absolutely love the look in her eye.

Need an elevator kiss litster.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Lovely Ladies of Lit,

Let's get our party on!

It's all about that bass Litster!
LOL

 

[Girly_girl]

Dear elevator litster,

I absolutely love the look in her eye.

Need an elevator kiss litster.

Dear Needs a kiss Litster,
I do too, that would be the look on my face if an incredibly handsome, intense man stepped into the elevator with me too. Here's a kiss for Mr romance
Elevator girl, Litster

Dear Lovely Ladies of Lit,

Let's get our party on!

It's all about that bass Litster!
LOL

Dear Booty shaking Litster,
What are we waiting for? Lets Party!!

Dancing Queen Litster

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Dear Bourbon Loving Lass,

While I will never agree that bourbon is superior, I will be willing to allow that perhaps some of the bourbon made in Kentucky is quite good.

My horsemanship is horrible, but I prefer boats.
I can hold my liquor well, I'm a sailor after all.
And I will let you have your bourbon, perhaps some Four Roses Small Batch?

Signed,
Not willing to argue with an Irish woman!

Dear Olive-Branch Litster:

Four Roses small batch? Now you're talking.
*Blows you a kiss and a wink*

Dear Lively Lady Litsters,

Did someone say kilts?

Signed,
In-there-like-swimwear Litster

Dear Bikini Babe:

I'm so there! Kilts, bourbon and a group of women I admire!

Dear Kilt lover and the rest of the party girls,

Got room for one more? I can drink whiskey or bourbon, love them both! Oh and I can shake it with the best of Em'



It's fucking Friday litster

Dear Booty-Shaker:

I wouldn't think of shaking my thang at a party without you, my sweet friend!
*throws arms in the air, shakin' her ass like she just don't care*

Dear Lovely Ladies of Lit,

Let's get our party on!

It's all about that bass Litster!
LOL

Dear barefoot booty bumper:

Now that's the spirit! Let's PARTY!

Signed,
Barefoot with Bourbon

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Dear Liquor Loving Ladies and Whiskey Wiseman,

Thanks for making me thirsty.

Here's to you! Slainte!

Signed,

A lover of a damn fine drink/shot.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Party Litsters,
I had so much fun!
Same time tonight?

Singed,
I'll need a nap later, and more bourbon, Litster

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Dear Whomever Gives A Rat's Ass,

I'm alive.

Barely Functioning

 

[pocketpixie28]

Dear Whomever Gives A Rat's Ass,

I'm alive.

Barely Functioning

Dear new mama lister,

Glad you are still alive even if barely functioning

Another rainbow baby momma

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Whomever Gives A Rat's Ass,

I'm alive.

Barely Functioning

Dear Functioning,

Nice to see you. And congratulations!
Yes, you're alive. And the barely part? That gets better with time. Rest when you can, even if it's a catnap at 2 in the afternoon and you're expecting someone to come over at 3.

You can't take care of the little one without taking care of yourself a bit too.

Hugs,

Rats are skeevy to me but I do give their ass

 

[averagesizeguy]

Dear Whomever Gives A Rat's Ass,

I'm alive.

Barely Functioning

Dear Mama Bear Litster,

Hope everyone is healthy. It'll get better.

Another parent litster

 

[jezzilee]

Dear Procrastinating Litster,

Get your lazy keester up and finish packing. That truck is not gonna load itself.

Signed,

the procrastinating litster

 

[AbsintheFather]

Dear Whomever Gives A Rat's Ass,

I'm alive.

Barely Functioning

It'll be better in about twenty years. Promise.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Youthful Lister,

You have been missed. Come back!

Sincerely,

Platonic Pmann

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Dear Barely Functioning,

Glad to hear that you're alive....hope you're doing well. Been too long my friend.

Sincerely,

An old pal

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Whomever Gives A Rat's Ass,

I'm alive.

Barely Functioning

Dear barely functioning Litster,

So did you name the rug rat after me?

Love and cuddles,

So glad you managed to pop in Litster

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Whomever Gives A Rat's Ass,

I'm alive.

Barely Functioning

Dear here's your rats ass Litster....

It'll pass in a day or 2.

Bad ass Litster.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Dear Coffee-Flavored Litster~

You taste creamy...

Coffee Deprived Litster

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Litster,

It looks as if you've made it official - we're not friends. It's been weeks since we talked, even longer since you actually sent me a message instead of the other way 'round. Anytime I've said anything, you've been totally clueless, like I'm talking about someone else treating me badly. Newsflash- it's you. And from what I hear, I think you do other women the same way, hurting a lot of feelings in the process. If you're going to be a friend, then BE a friend, don't just talk about it. If you're not, stop putting on such a good-guy act.

Wiser now Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Whomever Gives A Rat's Ass,

I'm alive.

Barely Functioning

*Pounce*

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Litster,

It looks as if you've made it official - we're not friends. It's been weeks since we talked, even longer since you actually sent me a message instead of the other way 'round. Anytime I've said anything, you've been totally clueless, like I'm talking about someone else treating me badly. Newsflash- it's you. And from what I hear, I think you do other women the same way, hurting a lot of feelings in the process. If you're going to be a friend, then BE a friend, don't just talk about it. If you're not, stop putting on such a good-guy act.

Wiser now Litster

*Hugs*

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Lit,
I see nothing has changed.
SSDD, to be precise.

I'm doing well, post -operatively speaking, and have no regrets.

I wish everyone well, even the idiots, although, I also wish they'd spring leaks in their colostomy bags so we can smell them before they get too close.

Sincerely,
Still totally not buying the bullshit

 

[JennyNo1]

*Hugs*

*Pouncehugkiss*

Dear Lit,
I see nothing has changed.
SSDD, to be precise.

I'm doing well, post -operatively speaking, and have no regrets.

I wish everyone well, even the idiots, although, I also wish they'd spring leaks in their colostomy bags so we can smell them before they get too close.

Sincerely,
Still totally not buying the bullshit

*pouncehugkiss again*

Damn, I whine one time and she catches me being a drama queen.

 

[tnman03]

Dear Lit,
I see nothing has changed.
SSDD, to be precise.

I'm doing well, post -operatively speaking, and have no regrets.

I wish everyone well, even the idiots, although, I also wish they'd spring leaks in their colostomy bags so we can smell them before they get too close.

Sincerely,
Still totally not buying the bullshit

DL

I'm out of the loop on whatever procedure you went through but am glad to hear that you are doing well.