Dear Litster... (continued)

[TheJestersAdvocate]

This is getting way too obscure and convoluted for me.

Wait....wasn't that the whole point of this thread? To be vague and mysterious like?

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Best Friend Litster,

I miss you.

Signed,

L

 

[PrissOff]

Dear Cowardly Lyin Litster,

No matter who you pretend to be, I mean a few of us know that your main board personna is a victim who worries about what the "single" ladies of Lit will think of you once you have fucked up friendships/relationships, those same few of us know you create alts (and once you're found out you delete the acct) So that you can be passive/aggressive and downright bully those who no longer wish to speak with you because you're nothing more than a knuckle dragging, hair pulling caveman who is simply not happy unless you're creating turmoil and finding fault on a daily basis with whomever you pretend you're caring about this week. Who knows exactly why you do this - maybe its because your mom took you from the breast too early or daddy didn't say "atta boy" enough, or maybe you're just an asshat who is way too vain to "get it". Here goes, real slow this time so you can understand me - I want NOTHING to do with you. Not your main account or any of the alts you create. I'm not your personal punching bag, been there, done that. I will give you a tip, though... Stop PMing me within a few hrs of making your new alt and immediately ask personal questions about or attack Arouzal (who btw doesn't even come here anymore. I mean, I understand your jealousy towards him, you'll never measure up to him on any level no matter how hard you try. You will always fall short and it KILLS you!) It makes it all the more transparent of what a truly pathetic, little boy you are. Not to mention, ever heard of ip spoofing?

Signed,
Wake up call

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear lyrical Litster,

I struck on AmPics!

Lyrical Litster

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear Truly Fucked,

I really don't pay attention to the rest that goes on here (even on the GB). I only know about this one because a friend gave me a head's up. NOT that I would be foolish enough to ever be so naive again....

Signed,

Your GB sister (or arch enemy...whichever you choose).

Dear GB sister litster,

Miss you. Just sayin'.

Wuvvies,

The Nitty Gritty Cocktacular Commitee Litster

 

[emsway]

Dear Lyrical Litster,

Good job on spreading the lyrical joy! Why should the PG have all the fun?

Signed,

Lyrical Litsress

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Dear lurvely litster,

I wish, by some miracle of happenstance, you were always around when I was around.

 

[DayMaker]

Dear (formerly) MIA Litster,

I think you're fitting right back in where you belong.

Signed,
Always here Litster

 

[SlyderInside]

Dear reconnecting Litster,

You are amazing. You deserve the best. Don't you ever settle for less.

Signed,
In Turmoil Litster.

 

[averagesizeguy]

Dear Litsters Who're Good Enough to Sendessages,

Forgive me. The closest thing to a sister in my life is over... and intoxicated. Bless her heart.

A Litster Who Hasn't Forgotten.

 

[sks43]

Dear remembering litster,

I read that as you calling all listers whores at first.

Signed,

I swear the glasses are for near-sightedness.

 

[PrissOff]

Dear Ms. Magoo,

I read it the same.

Signed,
Whore-moanally challenged

 

[averagesizeguy]

Dear Reading Litsters,

I swear I wouldn't say that under the circumstances!

 

[PrissOff]

Dear misinterpreting Litsters
I thought he was talking about some sort of sausage
Also need to pay more attention Litster

Dear Sausage Fest Lover,

I can't decide if your mind was in the gutter on that one or not, but considering this site I'm going to think so.

Signed,
Paying attention for the both of us Litster

 

[sks43]

Dear misinterpreting Litsters
I thought he was talking about some sort of sausage
Also need to pay more attention Litster

Dear sausage craving litster,

I didn't get that far in the "whore incident of 2016". but I can see where they can go hand in, or on, link?

Sincerely,

Pushing up glasses on my nose again.

 

[averagesizeguy]

Dear Sausage Fest Lover,

I can't decide if your mind was in the gutter on that one or not, but considering this site I'm going to think so.

Signed,
Paying attention for the both of us Litster

Dear sausage craving litster,

I didn't get that far in the "whore incident of 2016". but I can see where they can go hand in, or on, link?

Sincerely,

Pushing up glasses on my nose again.

Dear Paying Attention and Glasses Litsters,

All the more reason not to call y'all whores. Classy ladies all around.

Enjoying the thought of a shower Litster.

 

[PrissOff]

Dear Paying Attention and Glasses Litsters,

All the more reason not to call y'all whores. Classy ladies all around.

Enjoying the thought of a shower Litster.

Dear Slippery When Wet Litster,
Don't drop the soap!

Or ... maybe DO

Signed,
Towel Girl

 

[mwmnpa]

Dear Drama/Alt/Issues Litsters,

And some of you wonder why Shelby and I talk about hockey???

Just Chillin' Litster

 

[sweetgypsy]

Dear UK Litster,

The Goulash was delicious! Have a plate saved. You can stop by for it whenever you like!

Cooking up a storm Litster

 

[islandjoe2]

Dear Secret Therapist Litster-

Thank you.

Head above water Litster

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Nosey Litster,

I concur. What's with the passive aggressive calling out, how will peeps not in the inner circle know who these alts are?

Signed

Bored

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Dear It's All About Me Litster,

I so want to call you out right now on your fake bullshit.

But ya'll are right, that would be passive aggressive and I figure just by posting here how irritated I am, I'll get over it.

Whew. That was close.

Signed, Irritated Litster

PS - thanks Scout for pointing out that I forgot to put my salutation in

 

[Scout44]

Dear It's All About Me Litster,

I so want to call you out right now on your fake bullshit.

But ya'll are right, that would be passive aggressive and I figure just by posting here how irritated I am, I'll get over it.

Whew. That was close.

Signed, Irritated Litster

PS - thanks Scout for pointing out that I forgot to put my salutation in

Dearest irritated one,

I was just teasing but happy to let you vent

Signed,

I got ya whenever you need me Litster.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litster,

Happy Birthday. I sincerely wish you all the best, and a whole heap of Swedish Fish on top.

Girl in a dress Litster

 

[Longtallhubby]

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