Dear Litster... (continued)

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Dear Shoe-less one,

Shoesy-Litster is from Kentucky.
She's just puttin' on aires...no one from Kentucky wears shoes.

Signed,

I shouldn't buy into stereo-types

Dear Stereotyping Litster:

Damn, and I was going to show you my new 6" stilettos. Guess I better toss them out *deep sigh*

Signed,
Barefoot in the Bluegrass
 
Dear Shoe-less one,

Shoesy-Litster is from Kentucky.
She's just puttin' on aires...no one from Kentucky wears shoes.

Signed,

I shouldn't buy into stereo-types

Dear Stereo-typer,

Better to put on airs than shoes...or panties, for that matter.

Signed,
Walking on Airs, not shoes
 
Dear Stereotyping Litster:

Damn, and I was going to show you my new 6" stilettos. Guess I better toss them out *deep sigh*

Signed,
Barefoot in the Bluegrass

Dear Barefoot in Horse Country,

I'm pretty sure you're lovely no matter what's on your feet.
And I bet that bluegrass feels pretty good on your toesies.
Just watch out for the road apples!

Signed,
Often Barefoot too.

Dear Stereo-typer,

Better to put on airs than shoes...or panties, for that matter.

Signed,
Walking on Airs, not shoes

Dear Floating above it all,

Tell me more about the panties.

Signed,
This is taking a nice turn
 
Dear Barefoot in Horse Country,

I'm pretty sure you're lovely no matter what's on your feet.
And I bet that bluegrass feels pretty good on your toesies.
Just watch out for the road apples!

Signed,
Often Barefoot too.



Dear Floating above it all,

Tell me more about the panties.

Signed,
This is taking a nice turn

Dear Taking a turn,

That would be like a ghost story.
Talking about something you thought you saw, but vanished, you know?

Signed,

Barefoot and Bare
 
Dear Barefoot in Horse Country,

I'm pretty sure you're lovely no matter what's on your feet.
And I bet that bluegrass feels pretty good on your toesies.
Just watch out for the road apples!

Signed,
Often Barefoot too.

Dear Poop-Spotter,

Bring your pooper-scooper and a bottle of bourbon, and I'll see what we can do about a roll in the hay.

Signed,
A little bit country, a lot naughty.
 
Dear Poop-Spotter,

Bring your pooper-scooper and a bottle of bourbon, and I'll see what we can do about a roll in the hay.

Signed,
A little bit country, a lot naughty.

Dear Naughty Hay Rolling Lady,

Is scotch OK?

Signed,
Looking up how to get to the Bluegrass on Mapquest.
 
Dear Naughty Hay Rolling Lady,

Is scotch OK?

Signed,
Looking up how to get to the Bluegrass on Mapquest.

Dear geographically-challenged:

Scotch? SCOTCH? In the birthplace of bourbon, the Bourbon Trail, Maker's Mark, Woodford Reserve and Knob Creek?

20 man points lost. Try again!

Signed,
Smacking you with the stave of an aged oak cask
 
Dear geographically-challenged:

Scotch? SCOTCH? In the birthplace of bourbon, the Bourbon Trail, Maker's Mark, Woodford Reserve and Knob Creek?

20 man points lost. Try again!

Signed,
Smacking you with the stave of an aged oak cask

Dear Smacking Litster,
Go grab the barefoot Litster and the 3 of us will have a girls night with lots of laughs... And liquor:D

Signed,
Girly Litster
 
Dear geographically-challenged:

Scotch? SCOTCH? In the birthplace of bourbon, the Bourbon Trail, Maker's Mark, Woodford Reserve and Knob Creek?

20 man points lost. Try again!

Signed,
Smacking you with the stave of an aged oak cask

Dear Lady,

History lesson: when the scotch-irish came over the hills in the new world and settled in Kentucky, they started trying to make their beloved whiskey. Not able to find the regular ingredients, they settled for corn and bourbon was born.

Scotch, being the older and wiser alcohol is for Gentlemen...

Signed,
Knows his booze...
 
Dear Smacking Litster,
Go grab the barefoot Litster and the 3 of us will have a girls night with lots of laughs... And liquor:D

Signed,
Girly Litster

Dear Girly,

Can I watch. :devil:

Signed,
Would love to see the three of you drunk and wild.
 
Dear Lady,

History lesson: when the scotch-irish came over the hills in the new world and settled in Kentucky, they started trying to make their beloved whiskey. Not able to find the regular ingredients, they settled for corn and bourbon was born.

Scotch, being the older and wiser alcohol is for Gentlemen...

Signed,
Knows his booze...

Dear Knowledgable Drunkard,

I'm laughing my tits off. I especially liked the phrase "older and wiser alcohol." :D

Signed,
Also Needs History Lessons
 
Dear Lady,

History lesson: when the scotch-irish came over the hills in the new world and settled in Kentucky, they started trying to make their beloved whiskey. Not able to find the regular ingredients, they settled for corn and bourbon was born.

Scotch, being the older and wiser alcohol is for Gentlemen...

Signed,
Knows his booze...

Dear Boozy,

Them's fightin' words. Bourbon is highly superior to scotch, and as an Irish lass I can tell you that a gentleman is only as good as his horsemanship, his ability to hold his liquor, and his manners.

Older and wiser does not mean smoother and richer *winks*

Signed,
Bourbon-loving lass
 
Dear Smacking Litster,
Go grab the barefoot Litster and the 3 of us will have a girls night with lots of laughs... And liquor:D

Signed,
Girly Litster
Dear Girly - Twirly Litster

And men... lots of men! And dancing!

Signed,

Ready to party Litster

Dear Lady,

History lesson: when the scotch-irish came over the hills in the new world and settled in Kentucky, they started trying to make their beloved whiskey. Not able to find the regular ingredients, they settled for corn and bourbon was born.

Scotch, being the older and wiser alcohol is for Gentlemen...

Signed,
Knows his booze...

Dear Boozy,
Scotch is something you drink.
A Scot is someone you drink with, and preferably they are in a kilt. :rolleyes:

Signed,
Here, There, and Bare everywhere.
(I made myself laugh!)


Dear Boozy,

Them's fightin' words. Bourbon is highly superior to scotch, and as an Irish lass I can tell you that a gentleman is only as good as his horsemanship, his ability to hold his liquor, and his manners.

Older and wiser does not mean smoother and richer *winks*

Signed,
Bourbon-loving lass

Dear Sassy Lassie,

I'll drink to that! *pours Red Stag*

Signed,

Pulling up a Chair Litster
 
Dear Ladies Above,

Now you've got me laughing even harder.

Sincerely,
Another Scots-Irishwoman that enjoys a good chuckle
 
Dear Girly - Twirly Litster

And men... lots of men! And dancing!

Signed,

Ready to party Litster



Dear Boozy,
Scotch is something you drink.
A Scot is someone you drink with, and preferably they are in a kilt. :rolleyes:

Signed,
Here, There, and Bare everywhere.
(I made myself laugh!)




Dear Sassy Lassie,

I'll drink to that! *pours Red Stag*

Signed,

Pulling up a Chair Litster
Dear ready to party Litster,
How could I forget men?! Yes, lots of men and dancing:D
Signed,
Forgetful Litster
Dear Ladies Above,

Now you've got me laughing even harder.

Sincerely,
Another Scots-Irishwoman that enjoys a good chuckle

Dear Laughing Litster,
Come and join us:D
Signed,
Likes to make people smile Litster
 
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Dear drinking, laughing, dancing Litsters,

You really need to come to Scotland and try the single malts.

And just ... kilts ... that's all I need to say, really, right?

Och Aye Litster

P.S. You can bring some bourbon as an inter-cultural exchange gift ;)
 
Dear Knowledgable Drunkard,

I'm laughing my tits off. I especially liked the phrase "older and wiser alcohol." :D

Signed,
Also Needs History Lessons

Dear Lesson Needing Lady,

Please do not loose the tits!!!! :eek:

Signed,
Happy to teach you...anything.

Dear Boozy,

Them's fightin' words. Bourbon is highly superior to scotch, and as an Irish lass I can tell you that a gentleman is only as good as his horsemanship, his ability to hold his liquor, and his manners.

Older and wiser does not mean smoother and richer *winks*

Signed,
Bourbon-loving lass

Dear Bourbon Loving Lass,

While I will never agree that bourbon is superior, I will be willing to allow that perhaps some of the bourbon made in Kentucky is quite good.

My horsemanship is horrible, but I prefer boats.
I can hold my liquor well, I'm a sailor after all.
And I will let you have your bourbon, perhaps some Four Roses Small Batch?

Signed,
Not willing to argue with an Irish woman!

Dear Boozy,
Scotch is something you drink.
A Scot is someone you drink with, and preferably they are in a kilt. :rolleyes:

Signed,
Here, There, and Bare everywhere.
(I made myself laugh!)

Dear Bare One,

You are quite right...Scots-Irish would be the correct spelling.
I was so excited about scotch that I just couldn't help myself.

Signed,
Knows his history, but not his spelling...
 
Dear Lively Lady Litsters,

Did someone say kilts?

Signed,
In-there-like-swimwear Litster
 
Dear drinking, laughing, dancing Litsters,

You really need to come to Scotland and try the single malts.

And just ... kilts ... that's all I need to say, really, right?

Och Aye Litster

P.S. You can bring some bourbon as an inter-cultural exchange gift ;)

Dear Och Aye Litster,

Kilts and bourbon and single malts...

Passport-presenting Litster
 
Dear Lively Lady Litsters,

Did someone say kilts?

Signed,
In-there-like-swimwear Litster

Dear Kilt lover and the rest of the party girls,

Got room for one more? I can drink whiskey or bourbon, love them both! Oh and I can shake it with the best of Em'

:kiss::kiss:

It's fucking Friday litster
 
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