AKentuckyLady
Damsel in Defiance
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- Nov 7, 2015
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Dear Shoesy- Litster,
Hell no! I'm not wearing shoes!
Signed,
Shoes are over-rated![]()
Dear Shoe-less one,
Shoesy-Litster is from Kentucky.
She's just puttin' on aires...no one from Kentucky wears shoes.
Signed,
I shouldn't buy into stereo-types
Dear Shoe-less one,
Shoesy-Litster is from Kentucky.
She's just puttin' on aires...no one from Kentucky wears shoes.
Signed,
I shouldn't buy into stereo-types
Dear Stereotyping Litster:
Damn, and I was going to show you my new 6" stilettos. Guess I better toss them out *deep sigh*
Signed,
Barefoot in the Bluegrass
Dear Stereo-typer,
Better to put on airs than shoes...or panties, for that matter.
Signed,
Walking on Airs, not shoes
Dear Barefoot in Horse Country,
I'm pretty sure you're lovely no matter what's on your feet.
And I bet that bluegrass feels pretty good on your toesies.
Just watch out for the road apples!
Signed,
Often Barefoot too.
Dear Floating above it all,
Tell me more about the panties.
Signed,
This is taking a nice turn
Dear Stereo-typer,
Better to put on airs than shoes...or panties, for that matter.
Signed,
Walking on Airs, not shoes
Dear Barefoot in Horse Country,
I'm pretty sure you're lovely no matter what's on your feet.
And I bet that bluegrass feels pretty good on your toesies.
Just watch out for the road apples!
Signed,
Often Barefoot too.
Dear Poop-Spotter,
Bring your pooper-scooper and a bottle of bourbon, and I'll see what we can do about a roll in the hay.
Signed,
A little bit country, a lot naughty.
Dear Naughty Hay Rolling Lady,
Is scotch OK?
Signed,
Looking up how to get to the Bluegrass on Mapquest.
Dear geographically-challenged:
Scotch? SCOTCH? In the birthplace of bourbon, the Bourbon Trail, Maker's Mark, Woodford Reserve and Knob Creek?
20 man points lost. Try again!
Signed,
Smacking you with the stave of an aged oak cask

Dear geographically-challenged:
Scotch? SCOTCH? In the birthplace of bourbon, the Bourbon Trail, Maker's Mark, Woodford Reserve and Knob Creek?
20 man points lost. Try again!
Signed,
Smacking you with the stave of an aged oak cask
Dear Smacking Litster,
Go grab the barefoot Litster and the 3 of us will have a girls night with lots of laughs... And liquor
Signed,
Girly Litster

Dear Lady,
History lesson: when the scotch-irish came over the hills in the new world and settled in Kentucky, they started trying to make their beloved whiskey. Not able to find the regular ingredients, they settled for corn and bourbon was born.
Scotch, being the older and wiser alcohol is for Gentlemen...
Signed,
Knows his booze...

Dear Lady,
History lesson: when the scotch-irish came over the hills in the new world and settled in Kentucky, they started trying to make their beloved whiskey. Not able to find the regular ingredients, they settled for corn and bourbon was born.
Scotch, being the older and wiser alcohol is for Gentlemen...
Signed,
Knows his booze...
Dear Girly - Twirly LitsterDear Smacking Litster,
Go grab the barefoot Litster and the 3 of us will have a girls night with lots of laughs... And liquor
Signed,
Girly Litster
Dear Lady,
History lesson: when the scotch-irish came over the hills in the new world and settled in Kentucky, they started trying to make their beloved whiskey. Not able to find the regular ingredients, they settled for corn and bourbon was born.
Scotch, being the older and wiser alcohol is for Gentlemen...
Signed,
Knows his booze...
Dear Boozy,
Them's fightin' words. Bourbon is highly superior to scotch, and as an Irish lass I can tell you that a gentleman is only as good as his horsemanship, his ability to hold his liquor, and his manners.
Older and wiser does not mean smoother and richer *winks*
Signed,
Bourbon-loving lass
Dear Ladies Above,
Now you've got me laughing even harder.
Sincerely,
Another Scots-Irishwoman that enjoys a good chuckle
Dear ready to party Litster,Dear Girly - Twirly Litster
And men... lots of men! And dancing!
Signed,
Ready to party Litster
Dear Boozy,
Scotch is something you drink.
A Scot is someone you drink with, and preferably they are in a kilt.
Signed,
Here, There, and Bare everywhere.
(I made myself laugh!)
Dear Sassy Lassie,
I'll drink to that! *pours Red Stag*
Signed,
Pulling up a Chair Litster

Dear Ladies Above,
Now you've got me laughing even harder.
Sincerely,
Another Scots-Irishwoman that enjoys a good chuckle
Dear Knowledgable Drunkard,
I'm laughing my tits off. I especially liked the phrase "older and wiser alcohol."
Signed,
Also Needs History Lessons
Dear Boozy,
Them's fightin' words. Bourbon is highly superior to scotch, and as an Irish lass I can tell you that a gentleman is only as good as his horsemanship, his ability to hold his liquor, and his manners.
Older and wiser does not mean smoother and richer *winks*
Signed,
Bourbon-loving lass
Dear Boozy,
Scotch is something you drink.
A Scot is someone you drink with, and preferably they are in a kilt.
Signed,
Here, There, and Bare everywhere.
(I made myself laugh!)
Dear Bare One,
You are quite right...Scots-Irish would be the correct spelling.
I was so excited about scotch that I just couldn't help myself.
Signed,
Knows his history, but not his spelling...
Dear drinking, laughing, dancing Litsters,
You really need to come to Scotland and try the single malts.
And just ... kilts ... that's all I need to say, really, right?
Och Aye Litster
P.S. You can bring some bourbon as an inter-cultural exchange gift![]()
Dear Lively Lady Litsters,
Did someone say kilts?
Signed,
In-there-like-swimwear Litster

