dear laurel

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Please turn SaintPeter into JeninFlorida for the day.

Thanks.


Humbly yours,

islandman

 

[Saint Peter]

That was cold.

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Why has steampunk costuming for women seem to be mainly corsets, googles and gears?
I want a cool hat that actually does stuff.

~Noor

 

[alabama]

Dear Laurel,

I somehow neglected to publicly thank Kyle for creating this thread and in turn neglected to subscribe to this thread. Can you auto subscribe me to all of Kyle's threads in the future so this never happens again? That would be great.

Thank you in advance,

Almost typed my real name....I've been working waaaaaay too much these days...holy shit.

Alabama

 

[Saint Peter]

Fuck Kyle.

 

[alabama]

Fuck Kyle.

Wanna fuck?

Wait....what?

 

[Saint Peter]

Wanna fuck?

Wait....what?

Hold on...you talking to me or Kyle?

 

[alabama]

Hold on...you talking to me or Kyle?

Were you talking to Kyle or me?!

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

I hope you had a very lovely weekend. Here is a lovely song to go with your lovely self.

Love,
blackleggings

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I occasionally give advice to newbie writers. However, most of the advice consists of "Please PM Laurel and ask her for help".

Sincerely yours,

the "sorry for all the whiny PMs" good little witch.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

Thumper broke my webcam. Please punish him severely.

Love,
LTR

 

[Laurel]

Dear Pete,

That may be safer. Or not.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Don't forget their Adam's apples. I sure can't.

P.P.S. You first.

*

Dear islandman,

Your secret is safe with me, and the half the board you count as customers.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. In RL or just a name change?

*

Dear Noor,

Here you go.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear alabama,

Thank you for reminding me. I forgot to activate the new script which will auto-subscribe all Lit members to this thread, all future Kyle threads, and anything mentioning ferrets or weasels (only because I can't tell them apart).

Love,

Laurel

P.S. I almost signed something Laurel the other day, to show you how well my mind works.

*

Dear bleggings,

My weekend was lovely! Thank you for the lovely song.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

I think I see the problem. I keep sending them to you for help. This explains all the recent spontaneous newbie explosions.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

I will thump him for that. *giggles like an idiot*

Love,

Laurel

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Further to your p.s., just a name change will do. I mean, I like the guy and think it would forever scar him if he turned into her in R/L. No one deserves that. Not to mention what that would do to us.

Yours in feeling a little sorry for him now,

islandman

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Laurel,

It is Obama's fault. Lazy government workers. Unions are bad. Iman is one ugly bitch.

Love,
PeteinFlorida

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

Petey made me laugh. That is just wrong.

Love,
LTR

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

I hope you had a very lovely weekend. Here is a lovely song to go with your lovely self.

Love,
blackleggings

Dear Blackleggings,

Cool! I think I need this too...

And I can draw the line on the first date
I'll let you cross it
Let you take every line I've got
When the time gets late

Thanks,

Noor

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

That is a cool hat! Thank you so much!
It might be a bit heavy for wearing but it is giving me ideas.

What about a waist cincher with a little train running around it with a pair of open drawers underneath?

The possibilities are endless,

Noor

 

[kotori]

Dear Laurel,

Life really is a carnival. Sends more clowns.

Love,

k

 

[girlsmiley]

Blackleggings,

You are right up my street.

https://soundcloud.com/when-we-were-small/untied-demo

Love,

Smiley x

 

[blackleggings]

Blackleggings,

You are right up my street.

https://soundcloud.com/when-we-were-small/untied-demo

Love,

Smiley x

Dear Smiley,
I love love love love this.

Love,
blackleggings

 

[Noor]

Blackleggings,

You are right up my street.

https://soundcloud.com/when-we-were-small/untied-demo

Love,

Smiley x

Nice Smiley!

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

"There’s room in the world for one historical folk-rock singer to make a decent living, and I happen to be it.” - Al Stewart

Still looking for my niche,

Noor
ps. I wouldn't mind Al's "decent living" either.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dear Laurel,

Since you enjoyed my last twitter hashtag so much, may I suggest looking at #1letterwrongmovie next?

With affection,
Rob


"Snapes on a Plane!"

 

[girlsmiley]

Noor and blackleggings,

Triple J. Good tunes.

Here's another.

Volcano Choir, the combination of Collections of Colonies of Bees and Bon Iver.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MqA0a5iw5k

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I'm not sure what to have for breakfast.

Love,
LTR