dear laurel

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurel

He can't be a mod. He's scared of starting threads. BudgieBoy said so last night.

Yours

FM

(I'll be a mod if I can kill people?)

 

[Phelia]

Dear Laurel,

Casting my vote to promote Fata to Grim Reaper. I think she'd be really great.

Phelia

 

[Laurel]

Dear Rob,

I'm married to Miles?

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Sean,

Lawl!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Fata,

No, Mods aren't allowed to kill people. I can't even slap them around, no matter how much they need it.

You should be a superheroine instead. I'm pretty sure they get to kill people. Plus you'd be hot in skintight apparel with a cape.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Laurel]

Dear Phelia,

Good idea. And nice av!

Love,

Laurel

 

[Debbie]

Dear Laurel,

I have germs. bigrednz gave them to him and I am ungrateful.

This made me laugh.

Michael Winslow reading our weather on national tv on a morning breakfast show.

http://tvnz.co.nz/breakfast-news/man-10-000-voices-reads-weather-video-5527540

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Do mods need to own their own soul?

Love,

Noor, who still owns hers

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?

Love,
LTR

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

you could solve this problem by simply making me a mod. I'm universally loved and there could be no possible cause for complaint.

S.

Dear Laurel,

Even I couldn't read this without snorting.

Love,
LTR

 

[Debbie]

Dear Laurel,

I vote lovetoread should be a nude mod.

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear smiley,

Woah trippy and very very cool. You always find cool ear/eye candy.

Love,

Laurel

You are the coolest ear/eye candy to date, Lozenge.



Love,

Smiley.

 

[yossi]

Dear Laurel,

How would you feel about being co-owner in the breastaurant business with Mike Yates?


Curiously yours,

Kat

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I would love to be a naked mod.

Also, Thumper got a new job that is cutting into my "bonding" time. I miss the cunt, but don't tell him.

Love,
LTR

 

[Byron In Exile]

Sorry I can't be of more help.

Love,

Laurel

Why you indulge his whining I will never understand.

You are some sort of saint.

Love,
Byron

 

[Byron In Exile]

Fair enough, I figured this board is so large that you've got all sorts of customizations to make it run efficiently. Guess we'll have to "take one for the team" and ignore Grandpa Kiddy Diddler in the political threads.

p.s. I like how you worked in a parody of Miles' trademark excuse why he can't get divorced and live happily ever after with his current Lit conquest... "For complicated reasons, we can't....".

Oh, shut up.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Dear Laurel,

you could solve this problem by simply making me a mod. I'm universally loved and there could be no possible cause for complaint.

S.

When you can figure out how to put the word "moderator" in your title, you may have a shot.

 

[thør]

Dear Laurel,

We get a lot more than we pay for.

Thank you,

thør

 

[Byron In Exile]

Dear Laurel,

Casting my vote to promote Fata to Grim Reaper. I think she'd be really great.

Phelia

You have really good ideas.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Dear Laurel,

I would love to be a naked mod.

Also, Thumper got a new job that is cutting into my "bonding" time. I miss the cunt, but don't tell him.

Love,
LTR

Lol...

Okay.

 

[Debbie]

Dear Laurel,

I've been good. Can I have one of these for Christmas so I can keep giggling?

Thanks

Debbie

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/08/06...d-as-a-shark-riding-a-robotic-vacuum-cleaner/

 

[SkAoUt]

Dear Laurel

This thread ought to become a sticky for at least a year.

 

[butters]

Dear Laurel,

I've been good. Can I have one of these for Christmas so I can keep giggling?

Thanks

Debbie

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/08/06...d-as-a-shark-riding-a-robotic-vacuum-cleaner/

dear debbie

is this what you'd cal a shark-cat-act?

butters

 

[Noor]

Laurel,

So if a soul's owner changes they can be rented back to the original owner who can then be a mod?

Does one need some kind of insurance so they don't lose the rental or will the mod duties follow the soul?

Noor, still owning her soul but considering future possibilities

 

[Sean]

When you can figure out how to put the word "moderator" in your title, you may have a shot.

So glad I clicked view post.

For anyone that wants to know how to do this, open character map in Windows, select Times New Roman as font, scroll down until you get to the Greek letters and copy the M, which is an upper case mu. Then just paste that as the usual M in the word moderator in your user cp.

 

[Debbie]

dear debbie

is this what you'd cal a shark-cat-act?

butters

It's so silly and funny. My cat would have a spaz attack if I brought him a shark costume or a ride on vac.

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel,

Kbate is hilarious. I wish she would start an "Ask Kbate" thread.

Love,

Smiley.