dear laurel

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

Lalapalooza is here in town. Things are getting crazy. Things are heating up.
I need a safe haven for the next 3 days.

Love,
Mona

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Lori,

I love you shit tons, and metric tons on top of those shit tons.

Indie

Dear Indie,

That's a load of tons! And right back atcha.

Dear Laurel,

There is a sandwich I really want to eat right now, but I'm afraid of opening it up and discovering that it has been laced with coconut, or worse yet, curried coconut.

Trying to fight back my icky food fears yours,

Indie

Dear Indie,

Coconut is some nasty textured shit.

Fellow Coconut Hater

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Indie,

Coconut is some nasty textured shit.

Fellow Coconut Hater

This, this means so much to me right now!

 

[cjh]

Dear Lorilei and Indie,

http://c.shld.net/rpx/i/s/i/spin/image/spin_prod_105209901?hei=248&wid=248&op_sharpen=1&resMode=sharp&op_usm=0.9,0.5,0,0

,
cjh

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear CrackerJackBreakingMyHeart,

I was going to send you a lovely PM earlier, based on a conversation I had via phone with Phelia. That image almost makes me not want to, but hey, I'll do it here instead.

You remind me so much of my Father in ways that it is uncanny. The similar music tastes, so much alike politically, how much of a gentleman you are, how caring and charming you are. It's really really uncanny, but I also love that about you. Like really admire that, and it makes me just like you even that much more.

So yeah, it's out there and it is public and no fucks are given.

Indie

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear CJH

You have lovely "N"s.

FM

 

[cjh]

Dear Indie,

You know how sometimes people say the right thing at the right time? You just did that.

Fate smiled on you letting you know your dad so well when you were so young. I didn't. Through no fault of his. Through mine. I have been making up for that over the past few years, so fate has smiled on me too.

And fate has smiled on me through meeting you here. At its best, even its better, this is a great community. I'm glad you're part of it.


cjh

P.S. I was going to put a pic of a slice of coconut cake here. Instead, though, I'll give you a video of some of my buddies covering Miss You. They were a bit sloppy, but who cares? They were great fun.

http://c.shld.net/rpx/i/s/i/spin/im...op_sharpen=1&resMode=sharp&op_usm=0.9,0.5,0,0

 

[IndieSnob]

Someone pass the tissues, please. I may be a little teared up.

 

[Laurel]

Dear glynndah,

haha! If anything, it may stop people from walking away with my pens.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Noor,

Yeah, I think the French have a word for that, but I have enough trouble remembering all these darn English words.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear neci,

Damn. I miss the good stuff.

As for that vocal part of you that's been awakened: don't let it go back to sleep. Ever.

I'm good. Had a momentary disappointment, but I'm over it. Glad to hear you're kicking ass and taking names.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Indie,

Everyone knows it belongs in cookies, tea, and my stomach.

Eating icky food so you don't have to,

Laurel

*

Dear Mona,

Just stay indoors and don't talk to anyone.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Fata,

Is that a come-on line you're using on CJH? If so, let me know if it works.

Love,

Laurel

 

[cjh]

P.P.S. - Here is the correct link.

 

[cjh]

P.P.P.S. - Here is the correct link. Really.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/fVOAeiy0jgU?autoplay=1

 

[cjh]

Dear Fata,

Thank you.

My Ms run a close second.

Graphically,

cjh

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Fata,

This is how angry your cunt makes cocks.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcwyfrvW6N1rf8uhqo1_500.jpg

 

[butters]

Dear Fata,

This is how angry your cunt makes cocks.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcwyfrvW6N1rf8uhqo1_500.jpg

hahahahahahahhahahahaha *breathe* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa......

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Lorilei and Indie,

http://c.shld.net/rpx/i/s/i/spin/image/spin_prod_105209901?hei=248&wid=248&op_sharpen=1&resMode=sharp&op_usm=0.9,0.5,0,0

,
cjh

Dear CJH,

Why do you want to be so mean to me?

Love,
Coconut Hater

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Fata,

This is how angry your cunt makes cocks.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcwyfrvW6N1rf8uhqo1_500.jpg

Oooh! It's like the Jaws poster!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurel

I wasn't smoothing CJH over or anything, I do like his N's...that said, I could imagine him being the type to look at you over the tops of his glasses (if he wears them) and turn you into a puddle of melted butter.

Yours

Fata The Cock Angerer

 

[cjh]

Dear Fata,

I do wear glasses.

Peeringly,

cjh

 

[Laurel]

Dear Fata,

I get that impression of him as well.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Kyle,

Today I saw a ferret in a sweater and thought of you. Do you wear sweaters?

Love,

Laurel

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Laurel,

Can I be Manu for the day?

Thanks,
Pete

 

[Saint Peter]

Come on.


It will be fun.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Pete,

Are you sure? It's a thankless job.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Laurel,

You make an excellent point. Maybe I could just audition the Cam Girls?

Sincerely,
Pete

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Please don't tell SaintPeter that I'm one of Lit.'s cam-boys.


Yours in apprehension,

islandman

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Laurel,

Most of the Cam Trannies have big hands and big cocks. Islandman has little girly hands and, well, he has little girly hands.

Please advise.


Yours in Pron,
Pete