dear laurel

[Laurel]

Dear islandman,

Finding cool stuff to read on the Internet and dropping toast so that it lands butter-side-up on the tile.

Impressive, eh?

Love,

Laurel

 

[unregistered]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Everyone

I am cured of my cheese fetish. Please never associate my name with that particular foodstuff again.

Thanks Kitty.

Yours, covered in vomit

Fata

 

[islandman]

Dear islandman,

Finding cool stuff to read on the Internet and dropping toast so that it lands butter-side-up on the tile.

Impressive, eh?

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

[DELETED PER FORUM GUIDELINES]


Yours in a heat wave,

islandman

 

[islandman]

Dear Manu,

Please stop having penetrative sex in the shower with Laurel while she's having deep thoughts.

We all want to know what she's thinking. Get in on the ground floor, as it were.


Yours in appreciation,

the GeeBee

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel,
Please make Kitty stop. I have bleached my eyes but still see the creamed yellow dick.

Braille is fun,
JAJ

Dear JAJ,

Thank fuck I missed that.

Ever so grateful,

Smiley.

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Thank you! Much better, added chocolate to the mix.

Should have taken pictures of the nude guys room, but I have a rubber ducky to remember it by

Hope your day is swimming along,

Noor

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Farrah,

I was having trouble finding a beach related song. I don't know why it took me so long to think of The Avett Brothers.
If It's the Beaches.

Yours while replaying this song for the 4th time,
blackleggings

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I received a high honor and a bonus at work, but it's been hard to enjoy it cause of Thumper. He teases me with food knowing I am unable to eat it.

He is a meanie. A big ole meanie.

Love,
LTR

 

[Farrah]

Dear Farrah,

I was having trouble finding a beach related song. I don't know why it took me so long to think of The Avett Brothers.
If It's the Beaches.

Yours while replaying this song for the 4th time,
blackleggings

Dear BL,

That's one of my all time favorites. It doesn't get much sweeter.

And don't forget this one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKFJ8V5CNJQ

"And now we're dancing, dancing with no music..."

Yours in TAB love,

Farrah

 

[blackleggings]

Dear BL,

That's one of my all time favorites. It doesn't get much sweeter.

And don't forget this one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKFJ8V5CNJQ

"And now we're dancing, dancing with no music..."

Yours in TAB love,

Farrah

I know! I couldn't decide between the two, but I'm in a sappy and sweet mood, so the first won.

 

[islandman]

I know! I couldn't decide between the two, but I'm in a sappy and sweet mood, so the first won.

Dear Bleggings,

You're such a girl. Don't ever change.

Also, should you pursue a 3some, you should pursue Farrah. She's a cutie.


Yours in still sweating my balls off,

islandman

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Bleggings,

You're such a girl. Don't ever change.

Also, should you pursue a 3some, you should pursue Farrah. She's a cutie.


Yours in still sweating my balls off,

islandman

Dearest iman,

I hope to not grow a penis any time soon. Thank you for the recommendation. I've had my eyes on Farrah for a few weeks now.

Yours with chocolate milk by my side,
bleggings

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel,

What did I just read? I feel twenty gazillion times more stupid.

Regards,

Smiley.

P.S. Dear bored GB people,

Time to log off, yeah?

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear kbate,

I found a pretty groovy song which involves nice hair and motorcycles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEwM6ERq0gc&feature=youtube_gdata_player



Love,

gs.

 

[Farrah]

Dear iMan and BL,



,

Farrah

 

[gravyrug]

Dear Farrah,

<rumble>

That is all.

Love and spinnyhugs,

gravy

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I am very, very confused.

Sincerely,
the befuddled good little witch.

 

[Laurel]

Dear JackAssJim,

Kitty will be Kitty, we'll all love her, cheeseforeskin pics aside.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

[redacted by the National Security Administration]

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Shower sex, alone or with other people, is hot.

*



Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Noor,

Every situation is better with chocolate.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear smiley,

I can link you to the cheesenoodleforeskin pic if you like.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Quick! Read something smart to get teh stupid out of your head.

*

Dear lovetoread,

Why are you unable to eat?

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

Don't panic. Confusion is normal on the Gee Bee.

Love,

Laurel

 

[gravyrug]

Dear Laurel,

Thank you again for the Good Reads thread. It gives me something to do when insomnia hits.

And now it's naptime.

Sleepily yours,

Gravyrug

 

[Laurel]

Dear Gravy,

Thanks for reading it, and for contributing!

Enjoy your nap! I'll take one, too.

Love,

Laurel

 

[girlsmiley]

kitty mama,

You can hop in my doona. I have to get up now, anyways.

Love,

smiley.

P.S. I reckon I'll pass on the cheesenoodle link, cheers.

I do adore kitty, though. She's wonderful.

 

[Farrah]

Dear gravy,

Did you just rumble? You know how I feel about the rumbling.

*smooch*squeeze*spin*squeal*

Yours in dearest friendship,

Farrah

 

[pete]

dear laurel,

is 'doona' some sort of aussie slang for "pants" ?

yours in seeking confirmation,
TOP

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Is phone sex with chocolate just too messy?

Need to know soon.

Thanks,

Noor