dear laurel

[islandman]

Dear Fata,

I would prefer your name be 'shewhodoesasistold'.

Make it snappy.


islandman

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear IsleofMan

I don't want to be told what to do by everyone on this board, people would take advantage. That would be horrific. Especially if Alexa starts sticking her beardy beak in.

Yours

FM

 

[islandman]

Dearest FM,

Henceforth, I shall keep my demands of you to PMs.


Yours in discretion,

islandman

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dearest IsleofMan

I shall sit by my box in candlelit vigil, awaiting your instructions.

Yours

?

 

[islandman]

Dear FM,

I read that as "shit by my box".

Perhaps a nap is in order.


Yours in zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

 

[kotori]

Dear FM,

Why not go the extra step and abbreviate to Manx? Tail-less.

West of Douglas,

k

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear everyone on this thread,

Good afternoon.

O.

 

[Adre]

Dear Laurel,

It's nice to see the Isle of Man get some recognition on your thread, as my ancestors emigrated from that rock roughly 250 years ago.

Manfully yours,

Adre

 

[islandman]

Dear Everyone,

I am not now, nor have I ever been a Brit.

Though I would like to go to the Isle of Man for the TT races. What fun that would be!


Yours from an island in the sun,

islandman

 

[Oscuridad]

Pity.

I was going to enjoy telling people you had three arms.

 

[Adre]

Legs. Not to be picky.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Lit

Ian. How British can you get?

His fellow countrywoman/ex wife

FM

 

[Oscuridad]

Legs. Not to be picky.

I wasn't about to enhance rumors regarding the size of his nether appendages, thanks.

 

[kotori]

Dear I-man,

No worries, the Manx aren't British. Man isn't even part of the UK (though it is a Crown Dependency).

Yours in the Celtic Fringe,

k

 

[islandman]

Dear Everyone [again],

My anglophilia stems from the fact that I was born on an island that was formerly a British colony. My countrymen rectified this situation when they kicked the bloody Brits out and drank their tea. Their manner of speaking, writing and other, assorted things, sadly, have yet to leave us.

Yours in clarifying things,

islandman

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Laura

You know that you're a superstar

With Love

Bat for Lashes

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

http://24.media.tumblr.com/18fc24aac1a9b3fe9c10cb115ecff1d4/tumblr_mpqy5bGxCA1spbqkko1_500.jpg

Love,
LTR

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear girlsmiley,

I am very curious about your visit to VA to eat maple donuts with BL, as I happen to know where the best maple donuts in VA are made.

Tipping you off that they're yummiest when heated for about 20 seconds,

Farrah

Dear Farrah,

I would LOVE to visit black in Virginia.

Alas, if she'll have me it probably won't be 'til next year.

The maple donuts: I didn't actually try maple syrup until a couple of years ago, which is really quite sad because sweet deliciousness OMG.

Love,

Smiley.

P.S. It's good seeing you post again. I've missed you.

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear All Of My Girlies,

I think we all need doughnuts and cuddle times.

Love,
LTR

You have the best ideas.

Dear LTR,

You have the best ideas. FWIW, I know how to make maple donuts.

Yours in sticky cuddling,

Farrah

She so does.

*

Dear Lorilei,

For reals. Though I'm pretty unphotogenic in the best of circumstances. Luckily I've got this awesome personality and a really hot-looking cat.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear smiley,

You can call me Laura, or Maple Donut, or even Late For Dinner.

Love,

Laurel

Lies! You are hella beautiful.

I named my bike after you. You are so sweet to ride.

Dear chicks,

It's a chickfest in here!

Quick, everyone get naked while the guys are out! But have your clothes handy in case they return.

Love,

Laurel

LOL

Dear Laurel,

Tell Smiley that big tits are sometimes overrated. I give her a good chance against dragons anyway.

In mammary equality,

Adre

You are really sweet, you know that?

Dear Laurel,

Did I miss chickfest?

Sad

willing to share excess breast tissue with smiley so she can be a dragon slayer,

Noor

That's the nicest thing anyone has said in a long time. *wipes tear*

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Laurel,

I hope you know how much I adore you, because I really do. Bunches and lots!
However, it annoys the everloving shit out of me that I can't put that Boxlicker asshole on ignore. Why can't I? Can't you fix that? Pretty please, with sugar on top?

Love YOU, though.

In Adoration and Annoyance,
Lorilei

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

Look what I found! It wandered off and was way down on the second page. I'm sure that was a mistake.

Sincerely yours,

the kinda-bored good little witch.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Adre,

Shame!

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Isle of Man doesn't get near the attention it deserves.

*

Dear smiley,

*imagines*

"head explodes*



Love,

Laurel

P.S. You don't need a thing bigger, smaller, or better.

*

Dear Noor,

Chickfest is forever.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

I'm too mellow to ban people today. Except spammers.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Oscuridad,

Good morning!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Islandman,

Me too, on both counts (not being British and not ever having gone to the Isle of Man, though I have been to the UK).

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Lorilei,

I know. It's a problem fixed by a software upgrade which we cannot do until other things are done first. But it is on the to-do list. Please use the manual-ignore until then as best you can.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Laurel]

Dear glynndah,

Big and and

Love,

Laurel

 

[glynndah]

Dear glynndah,

Big and and

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

I was going to suggest a collar and a leash, but those people over there are pretty intense.

Sincerely yours,
the skeered good little witch.

 

[Oscuridad]

Dear Laurel,

Good morning. I hope this day finds you well.

Yours in the usual measures of perversion,

O.