dear laurel

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel,

Have a fantastic day, hon.

I hope you slept well.

Love,

Smiley.

 

[islandman]

Dear Cunt,

The blonde AV is growing on me. Is reconciliation still in the cards?


Yours in taking three steps back,

islandman

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

I'm thinking about asking you to change my name to Shazzbutt. Oh, sure, I know its already registered, but that person hasn't posted in seven years.

Your thoughts?


islandman

 

[girlsmiley]

Dearest, most generous Laurel,

I would like to go to Virginia and eat maple donuts with blackleggings.

Can you magic me there? You know, with your kitty mama super powers?

Love,

Smiley.

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

I think the spammers have figured out when you're taking a nap.


Yours in wanting to smack the shit out of them,

islandman

 

[Saint Peter]

Don't be a pussy.

 

[kotori]

Dear Laurel,

Please ask Ms Bleggings to put the Cole Porter song "you'd be so nice to come home to" on the record player next. Ella's version.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf1n4t8JYS1qd52kbo1_500.png

(That is her in the polka dot dress, n'est pas?)

Yours in groovin'

kotori

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I'm pretty fucked up. I hurt my knee again and took some pills. Sean is also being mean to me.

Love,
LTR

 

[pointless]

wanna hit this?

 

[Sean]

Dear Laurel,

LTR is hilarious when she's high as a kite.

S.

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Thumper,

Awwww. Y'all are so cute!

 

[Sean]

Dear Laurel,

Please can we ban any posters from South of the Mason Dixon. The heat has obviously affected their cognitive abilities.

Regards

Sean

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Southernist,




Love,
Lorilei

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Isn't it like 3:30 AM in Northern Ireland?

 

[Sean]

Isn't it like 3:30 AM in Northern Ireland?

3.36 atm. And?

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

I was considering changing my AV for the 1st time since I have been a member. I thought about it some more and, meh. I will keep the legs.

Upon searching for selfies, I stumbled upon some "awkward years" photos of myself. I lol'd. They made my morning.

UnPhotogenically yours,
Mona

 

[Laurel]

Dear islandman,

Enjoy your procrastination!

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Let me know if you want Shazzbutt and I'll check it. I think islandman's a better name though.

P.P.S. It takes me far less time to ban a spam account and remove its posts than it does for the spammer to make the account and the posts. You all just keep not-clicking on its posts and putting it on ignore, and I'll keep finding ways to shut that parasite down. Together we will prevail.

*

Dear Fata,

Yay!!!! Congrats on 13,000! Next time I get to be the ghoul, though. Also:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d178c18f57d4a52cd13e286cfc12bc96/tumblr_mpvngvAYNC1s6mi07o1_500.jpg

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear smiley,

I closed my eyes and clicked my heels and said magic words. If you're not eating donuts with blackleggings right now, then my magic didn't work this time. I'll try again in a bit.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Day was perfect and awesome! Very tired, but happy.

*

Dear bleggings (my favorite name abbreviation today),

Please listen to the good man kotori.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

I'll be right over.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear pointless,

I don't know if that was for me, but if so - sure, why not?

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Sean,

Nah, they're fun sometimes.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Mona,

Your hotness makes me simultaneously lustful and bitchy/jealous.

Cattily Yours,

Laurel

 

[glynndah]

Dear smiley,

I closed my eyes and clicked my heels and said magic words. If you're not eating donuts with blackleggings right now, then my magic didn't work this time. I'll try again in a bit.

Love,

Dear Laurel,

Were you wearing ruby slippers at the time? Red sparkly shoes are an integral part of the process.

Sincerely yours,

the all-knowing {not really} good little witch.

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel

You can have my 13,000th Post.

Dearest Fata,

I'm heartbroken. I thought I was more than a good phone call and txt to you.
It was the (non)erotic pics I sent you, wasn't it? They were too much?!

Heart Brokenly yours,
Mona

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

Please come to Chicago with Fata so we can settle this once and for all.

With hopeful regards,
Mona

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Laurel,

I was considering changing my AV for the 1st time since I have been a member. I thought about it some more and, meh. I will keep the legs.

Upon searching for selfies, I stumbled upon some "awkward years" photos of myself. I lol'd. They made my morning.

UnPhotogenically yours,
Mona

Dear Mona,

If you're not photogenic, then the rest of us are trolls and goblins.

Love,
Trollorilei

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Mona,

If you're not photogenic, then the rest of us are trolls and goblins.

Love,
Trollorilei

Dear Lorilei,



OMG...*kismet*
I was just thinking about you and picking up my phone to tell you that!!
I want you to come visit me. Please make this happen. I will bribe you any way I can. Name your price.

Love,
Mona

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Mona,

If you're not photogenic, then the rest of us are trolls and goblins.

Love,
Trollorilei

P.s.

Petey knows the facts. He has seen the stink eye personally. Not a good look on me!

Yours in Smoke and mirrors,
Mona

 

[Farrah]

Dear girlsmiley,

I am very curious about your visit to VA to eat maple donuts with BL, as I happen to know where the best maple donuts in VA are made.

Tipping you off that they're yummiest when heated for about 20 seconds,

Farrah

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laura,

Yep, that's hot.

Love,

Smiley.