dear laurel

[lovetoread]

Dear All Of My Girlies,

I think we all need doughnuts and cuddle times.

Love,
LTR

 

[Farrah]

Dear LTR,

You have the best ideas. FWIW, I know how to make maple donuts.

Yours in sticky cuddling,

Farrah

 

[Laurel]

Dear glynndah,

No, I was wearing sneakers! Darnit.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Mona,

You just wait. Fata and I are on the way. With skimpy panty & bra sets, "massagers", and a selection of alcoholic beverages.

We're show you! *shakes fist*

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Lorilei,

For reals. Though I'm pretty unphotogenic in the best of circumstances. Luckily I've got this awesome personality and a really hot-looking cat.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear smiley,

You can call me Laura, or Maple Donut, or even Late For Dinner.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Laurel]

Dear chicks,

It's a chickfest in here!

Quick, everyone get naked while the guys are out! But have your clothes handy in case they return.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Farrah]

Dear Laurel,

This thread is full of fantastic ideas!

Yours in lusty approval,

Farrah

 

[glynndah]

Dear chicks,

It's a chickfest in here!

Quick, everyone get naked while the guys are out! But have your clothes handy in case they return.

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

The guys are all busy eating doughnuts and watching Sharknado.

Sincerely yours,

The ever-lurking good little witch.

 

[Adre]

Dear Laurel,

We're not all watching Sharknado. Some of us are peeking. Oh my!

Shocked and awed,


Adre

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear All Of My Girlies,

I think we all need doughnuts and cuddle times.

Love,
LTR

Dear LTR,

This is a FAB idea.

Love,
Mona

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Mona,

I've always wanted to visit your city! I'll work on it.

Love,
Lorilei

 

[islandman]

Dear Lorilei,



OMG...*kismet*
I was just thinking about you and picking up my phone to tell you that!!
I want you to come visit me. Please make this happen. I will bribe you any way I can. Name your price.

Love,
Mona

I read that as "Name your prince."


Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match....

 

[MonaLittle]

I read that as "Name your prince."


Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match....

If you are her price, then you must come visit as well.

ok..Nuff of this. Out to run!!

 

[islandman]

If you are her price, then you must come visit as well.

ok..Nuff of this. Out to run!!

I'm no prince, but I'll come for a visit.


ok..Nuff of this. Out to ride!!

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel,

Just imagine if I had bigger tits.

I could be a dragon slayer.

Ideas galore,

Smiley.

 

[Adre]

Dear Laurel,

Tell Smiley that big tits are sometimes overrated. I give her a good chance against dragons anyway.

In mammary equality,

Adre

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

Did I miss chickfest?

Sad

willing to share excess breast tissue with smiley so she can be a dragon slayer,

Noor

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Adre,

I'm thinking plate armour and chainmail.

A lance, mace, sword, and a war hammer.

If only I had six arms.

Yours in thought,

Smiley.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear IsleofMan

I'm willing to give us another try if you are. I'll dust down the mudflaps and you get out your trier.

Yours, in violent heat

FM

 

[Sean]

IsleofMan

Genius! Why the hell did I never think of that one?

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

Please ban those who don't follow the rules of the thread, such as Thumper. ^^^

Love,
LTR

 

[islandman]

Dear Fata,

Before I commit, does "violent heat" mean that your weather is currently dastardly or are you asking for me to wrap my hands around your neck once again during coitus?

Yours in specificity,

islandman

 

[Fata Morgana]

Genius! Why the hell did I never think of that one?

Well I caught him out in another thread saying he wasn't cut so I figured he was a Brit and the whole islandman bullshit wasn't a far reach from his actual location.

I also think he works at Kwik Fit.

 

[islandman]

Genius! Why the hell did I never think of that one?

Dear Sean,

You're not very smart.


Kind regards,

everyone else on the planet

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear IsleofMan

I was referring to the freak British summer but you can do that again if you like, it only enhanced my pleasure.

As I did yours with that bowl of pygmy angelfish. You were like a stallion that night, my love. Remember how we laughed the next morning when I called you Aquariarse?

Yours, now in every kind of heat

Fata

 

[islandman]

Dear Fata,

That was funny!

I'll let you bask in your moment now as it only happens about once a year.


Yours in putting your feelings first,

islandman

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Isle

Should I change my name back then? Are we back on?

Yours potentially

IsleofWoman