dear laurel

[Lorilei]

Dear Zaxby's,

Thank you for your delicious salads that require no effort on my part.

Veggie Lovin' and Lazy,
Lorilei

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

This humidity is making my hair look big.

Love,
Mona

 

[cjh]

Dear Laurel,

My Mercedes Benz has not yet arrived. :/

Looking at Porschesly,

CJH

 

[Noor]

Dear Laurel,

My Mercedes Benz has not yet arrived. :/

Looking at Porschesly,

CJH

Dear CJH,

Did you work hard all your lifetime with no help from your friends?

Looking at colored tvs,

Noor

 

[SkAoUt]

Dear Felix

Raise a little hell up there in cat heaven. Don't let the mice r.i.p.



Sorry for your loss fata.

 

[Laurel]

Dear Kyle,

Hi!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Sinny,

Done.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear everybody,

Spammer slain. Sorry for the delay, and thank you for your patience.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Mona,

You think that's bad. You should see how this cake is making my butt look big.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear cjh,

Have you made amends?

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Felix,

I think my next boycat will be named after you. Felix is a kickin' cat name.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Radiohead]

Dear blackleggings,

Your skin is almost as perfect as Tweets.

Not yours,

Me

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

I enjoy the term "fingerbanging".

Also, I'm feeling my oats today.



Yours in hyper-mode,

islandman

 

[islandman]

Dear Mona,

:canoe:



Yours in flat, sculpted tummies,

islandman

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

Thank you for the spam slaying.

Sincerely yours,

the good little witch.

 

[cjh]

Dear CJH,

Did you work hard all your lifetime with no help from your friends?

Looking at colored tvs,

Noor

Dear Noor,

Well, yes.

And I am still waiting for that night on the town.

Beerlessly,

CJH

 

[cjh]

Dear cjh,

Have you made amends?

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

:/

Penitently,

CJH

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Radiohead,

Tweets? Really?

Yours wanting a cheeseburger,
blackleggings

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear thoughtful people,

I love you.

Smiley.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

No one agrees with my viewing choices. Even Thumper gets all snarky about them.

How do I convince them that I while I mainly watch the "how to not commit a murder cause you'll get caught" shows, every now and then one just needs to watch trashy tv?

I mean one needs to do research so that one doesn't make stupid mistakes when committing murder, ya know?

Love,
LTR

 

[Byron In Exile]

Dear Laurel,

No one agrees with my viewing choices. Even Thumper gets all snarky about them.

How do I convince them that I while I mainly watch the "how to not commit a murder cause you'll get caught" shows, every now and then one just needs to watch trashy tv?

I mean one needs to do research so that one doesn't make stupid mistakes when committing murder, ya know?

Love,
LTR

Dear LTR,

It's my belief that one doesn't need to do research in order to learn how not to turn one's house into a garbage dump.

Love,
Byron

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Phelia,

You never fail to make me laugh. You are clever as hell, and I you.

Love,
Lorilei

 

[artemesia_g]

Dear Laurel,

Can you smite the spammers?

Thanks a billion!

A-Funk

 

[Noor]

Dear Noor,

Well, yes.

And I am still waiting for that night on the town.

Beerlessly,

CJH

CJH,

Prove that you love me and buy the next round

and I won't let you down,

Noor

 

[Laurel]

Dear Islandman,

I enjoy the activity "fingerbanging".

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

You're welcome! I'll keep killing it till it stays dead.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear cjh,

:3

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

True-crime shows are my guilty pleasure. The real ones - like The First 48 and Missing, not the CSI scripted crap. I don't really care about most other reality shows, like Hoarders and such. My upbringing was so full of freaks, dysfunctional people, and weirdos that I have no interest in seeing/dealing with that ever again.

Have you ever watched "I Survived"? I think it is probably the best nonfiction show on television. And it's so incredibly simple - just people telling the stories of how they almost died. There are still shots or slow pans over areas that illustrate the locations in the stories, but no actors, no dramatic recreations, nothing stupid or distracting. Just a person (3 per episode), telling their story. It's so simple, but so intense! It's on iTunes. You should check it out.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear arte,

I shall smite them and smite them and smite them again! You all just keep putting them on ignore and not clicking their links. Together we shall slay this mighty spam beast.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Blackleggings

Tweety Bird AKA Laurel AKA Most High Priestess AKA God

Yours wanting perfect Tweet skin

Sunny Day Real Estate

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

I am contemplating doing nothing today even though I have plenty to do. Do you subscribe to the Dickens adage "My advice is to never do tomorrow what you can do today"?

Yours in vacillation,

islandman

 

[Laurel]

Dear islandman,

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it."​

- Andrew Jackson​

Love,

Laurel

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

In that case, allow me to procrastinate.

Also, *fingerbang*.


Yours in sloth,

islandman

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurel

You can have my 13,000th Post.

This pic remind me of you and me. And yes, I'm the ghoul.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/boogiewomen_zps5ad53dcf.gif