dear laurel

[pete]

dear laurel,

did someone turn the air conditioning off in here? seems like many people are on edge and a bit more fiesty than usual

maybe it's time to grab the hose and spray?

supportively yours,
TOP

 

[Noor]

dear laurel,

did someone turn the air conditioning off in here? seems like many people are on edge and a bit more fiesty than usual

maybe it's time to grab the hose and spray?

supportively yours,
TOP

Set up a sprinkler and I would run through it, not that it would help.

Dear Laurel,

Do you think this "torture" is part of a sexual plan?

Noor, who doesn't like suspense

 

[neci]

dear laurel,

i miss you.

love,

neci

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Neci,

I've missed you.

Love,

Indie

 

[neci]

dear indie,

i miss you too. now i'm off again. checking in when i can.

love,

neci

p.s.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Laurel,

Kyle should own a copy of Songs Of The Humpback Whale, because no child should grow up without it.

Concerned about Kyle's children,

Perg

 

[girlsmiley]

Lozenge,

I watched it again.

And came and came and came and came.

Smiling so huge,

Smiley.

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Mondays suck. What can we do to make them suck less?


Yours in pondering things,

islandman

 

[Adre]

Dear Laurel,

Please advise Iman that the only cure I know of for unsucky Mondays is early retirement, which I happily took.

Bearing bad news along with best regards,

Adre

 

[pete]

Lozenge,

I watched it again.

And came and came and came and came.

Smiling so huge,

Smiley.

dear smiley,

something about this post intrigues me... please elaborate

yours in innocent curiosity and not at all depraved hornyness,
TOP

 

[thør]

Dear iMan,

Mondays are what we make of them.

I have had nothing but opportunities, today.

Busy in the Last Frontier,

thør

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

Thumper is sitting here almost nekkid and he needs a tan.

Love,
LTR

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Dear Laurel,

Are the peaches ready ?

I would like some fresh, ripe peaches, so that I can make a filo pastry Peach Pie.

dreaming of the scent of peaches,

gsgs

ps- Did you ever catch the scent of peach blossoms ?

 

[islandman]

Dear iMan,

Mondays are what we make of them.

I have had nothing but opportunities, today.

Busy in the Last Frontier,

thør

Dear Thor,

Sometimes they just happen to us. Nature lays the smack-down. Ain't nothing can be done.


Regards,

islandman

 

[Sinny]

Dear Laurel,

Please make this a sticky at the top of the GB. It will infuriate Master Kyle.

Teehee.

Love,
Sinster

 

[KyleW]

Dear everyone (especially sinny),


Stfu and no.


Signed,

Never a sticky

 

[Sinny]

Dear Laurel,

STICKY!!

Love,
Me

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

I think I can safely speak for my beard, colon and whatever other body parts of mine that post here and say that this should indeed be a sticky.

Oh, and Jinxed said it should be as well. Also the ferrets.

Don't fucking with Jinxed and the ferrets.

Yours,

Indie

 

[Laurel]

Dear pete1968,

It's often time to grab the hose and spray.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Noor,

Depends. Orgasm denial and tickle torture = yes. Waterboarding = not so much.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Neci,

I miss you too. How are you?

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Perg,

And all the works of Shel Silverstein. Dr. Seuss, too.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear smiley,

Rockin' av.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Iman,

Suck more. That's what we can do.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

Be careful he doesn't burn!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear gotsnowgotslush,

If not now, soon! I hope

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear troll making cp posts,

Buh-bye.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Sinny and Indie,

I'm tempted... but it maybe better for the thread to grow (or not grow) as the Lit community decides. Then if it does grow, it only proves the Gee Bee's love for Kyle.

Love,

Laurel

 

[glynndah]

Dear Sinny and Indie,

I'm tempted... but it maybe better for the thread to grow (or not grow) as the Lit community decides. Then if it does grow, it only proves the Gee Bee's love for Kyle.

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

That's what we're doing?!? {I really, really need one of those interrobang thingies.}

Sincerely yours,

the I'm-only-here-for-the-whatever {I was gonna say "beer", but I don't like beer.} good little witch.

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

I don't know what an 'interrobang thingie' is, but if it involves tying women up and doing sexually despicable things to them in the course of an interrogation, sign me up!

Yours in lusting,

islandman

 

[thør]

Dear Laurel,

STICKY!!

Love,
Me

Dear Sinny,

Orange cleaner works wonders.

thør

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I don't know what an 'interrobang thingie' is, but if it involves tying women up and doing sexually despicable things to them in the course of an interrogation, sign me up!

Yours in lusting,

islandman

Dear islandman,

http://typophile.com/files/interrobang_4602.png

Sincerely yours,

the illustrative good little witch.

 

[Laurel]

Dear glynndah,

I'm not sure what a interrobang thingy is, but I think I might need one too.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

Your name is on the list.

Love,

Laurel

 

[girlsmiley]

Dear Laurel.

I slept for nearly 9 whole hours!

Holy shit!

Feeling sensational,

Smiley.