dear laurel

[bluemuse]

Dear Laurel,

Please make islandman's av dance. That would send me over the moon.

bluemuse

 

[BeardofIndie]

Dear Laurel,

Please wish Indie a happy birthday on his bday thread.


Thanks!


BoI

 

[ColonofIndie]

Dear Laurel

Follow the beard, I'm right behind him.

Thanks

CoI

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I know you know who the sock puppets are, please send a message that its getting old.

Also, DM2 is the awesomenest movie! You have to see it in 3D and wait during the credits, the bubbles are amazing.

Love,
LTR

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Laurel,

Kyle will be disappointed that his neverending thread was on page two. Please make it a sticky.

Love,

P

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

If I send you a cock pic, will you make that into a sticky?


Yours in possible GeeBee immortality,

islandman

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Put a few, homemade choco chip cookies in me and suddenly I'm a posting whore.


Yours in sugary highs,

islandman

 

[KyleW]

Assholes

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Kyle

Good morning.

That's it.

Fata

 

[girlsmiley]

Kitty Mama,

This is Matt Corby. He's 22. From Sydney.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj4q4rfDcNw

I love this song,

Smiley.

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

Here's another song to add to your repertoire. Dallas Green is one of my many crushes. City & Colour- Death of Me.

Yours while curled up with a comfy blanket,
blackleggings

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

Please go hurt the neighbor who decided cutting grass at 8 in the morning on the last day before I have to go to work was a good idea. He deserves water boarding or something since this is the same neighbor who decided to celebrate the 4th with fireworks all night long last night.

And omg, now his car alarm is going off but he can't hear it over the mower.

Love,
LTR

 

[pete]

dear laurel,

please help LTR relocate to a saner state, like maryland.
or better yet, move her to virginia so she can participate in pajama-clad pillow fights with blackleggings.

yours in harmless family fun,
TOP


ps.com, for you

 

[Laurel]

Dear Adre,

I am having a lovely weekend, despite the lack of someone catering tomy every whim.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Radiohead,



Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

You don't have to, but if you wanna... Honestly, don't think he'd be interested though, and not sure you would be either, so maybe best to avoid what could be an uncomfortable scene.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Try uploading again and let me know if it works.

*

Dear kotori,

I wish I could do that. I'd do that all day.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

Douse yourself in a cool bath!

Love,

Laurel

P.S. re: sockpuppets: some things are better left as mysteries.

*

Dear melted butters,

You are so good with seafood.

*raises a glass back atcha*

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

Sorry for the bruises. I'll be more gentle next time.

Or not!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Perg,

Stuff like that makes me hate my species.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear bluemuse,

I think I fixed it, but won't know till he gives it a new try.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Beard, Colon, Feet, and all parts of Indie,

[size=+5]HAPPY BIRTHDAY![/size]

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear islandman,

Probably not, but you'll never know until you try.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Kyle,

http://www.catster.com/files/post_images/37bc06bc843c71abcdd84c9a802da890.jpg

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear smiley and blackleggings,

Very nice! Thanks for the tunes share.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear pete1968,

I'm sending a moving van over right now.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Aw, you shouldn't have...

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Pete,

I'm pretty sure LTR would kick my ass in a pillow fight.

Not wanting to get beat up in Virginia,
blackleggings

Also:

Dear Laurel,

I hope that you're enjoying your day. Could you please tell my family that they do not need to come into town? My summer is happy and complete without them.

Much love,
blackleggings

 

[pete]

dear bl,

don't sell yourself short, i hear you swing a mean pillow.
besides, VA is for lovers, not fighters

yours in video camera set-up,
TOP


ps hope you got your run in this morning before the suffocating blanket of humidity came down

pss hope your family gets lost on the way to your place

psss can you whip up some belgian waffles? i'm srsly hungry as fuck

 

[Farrah]

Dear LTR,

Please pass the aloe.

Yours with a Dorney sunburn,

Farrah

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Farrah,

I will pass my can of spray over.

http://ds5cvxtqu2rt0.cloudfront.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/700x700/17f82f742ffe127f42dca9de82fb58b1/5/0/50092fl_lg.jpg

As much as I love Dorney, I hate the after effects.

Love,
LTR

 

[islandman]

Dear LTR and Farrah,

A better delivery system and salve for you:


http://f0.pepst.com/c/174761/896825/ssc3/home/005/hot.pics.of.south.african.guys/albums/cum_20on_20back.jpg_480_480_0_64000_0_1_0.jpg


Yours in medicine,

islandman


ps - that may be a dude's ass.

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Iman,

Was that from 3 am this morning?

Love,
LTR

 

[islandman]

Dear LTR,

Everybody funny, but you funnier today.


Yours in laughter,

islandman

 

[Farrah]

Dear Farrah,

I will pass my can of spray over.

http://ds5cvxtqu2rt0.cloudfront.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/700x700/17f82f742ffe127f42dca9de82fb58b1/5/0/50092fl_lg.jpg

As much as I love Dorney, I hate the after effects.

Love,
LTR

We will be buying that today. Thank you, darlin'.

Dear LTR and Farrah,

A better delivery system and salve for you:


http://f0.pepst.com/c/174761/896825/ssc3/home/005/hot.pics.of.south.african.guys/albums/cum_20on_20back.jpg_480_480_0_64000_0_1_0.jpg


Yours in medicine,

islandman


ps - that may be a dude's ass.

I received that exact treatment last night. Twice. It was mind blowing, but not sunburn curing.




Dear Kyle,

Please forgive me for not always following the format of your wonderful thread.

Using the onscreen keyboard to type,

Farrah

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurel

Can you have a word with islandmoron and tell him not to post pics of his 3am birthday escapades with indie's nob. That said, looks like the Prep H is working out good for him.

Yours, extremely hot & sweaty

Fata

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear everyone

Just saw LTR's post which has pissed all over my "joke".

Yours in shame.

Fata

 

[glynndah]

Dear Laurel,

I think I'm going to take apart my dining room chairs to reupholster them.

Please talk me out of this.

Sincerely yours,

the doomed-to-be-dining-standing-up good little witch.