dear laurel

blackleggings · Jun 27, 2013

Dear Laurel,

Please have magical powers to make everything ok.

Yours in admiration,
blackleggings

islandman · Jun 27, 2013

JackAssJim said:
Dear Iman,
I am desperately seeking a review of my national radio debut. I have taken several groupie applications and don't know how much I should charge them.

Waiting in vain,
JAJ

Dear JAJ,

Look at you providing breaking news! You were insightful, eloquent and appropriately sarcastic. I wonder if you might be able to provide me with a job with the DoD as I too would like to take an expensive vacation.

I do take issue, however, at your phone connection. You sounded as though you were a bank robber with a handkerchief held over the mouthpiece so as to muffle your voice. In your part of the country, I would recommend AT&T.

Yours aurally,

I-man

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Laurel · Jun 27, 2013

Dear OP (meaning other pete, not Kyle),

This way, or my other left? I'm directionally challenged. :rose:

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear blackleggings,

If I had magical powers, I'd be typing this from an overwater bungalow on a remote tropical island. With 24-hour room service.

That said, everything will be okay. :rose:

Just hang in there!

Love,

Laurel

butters · Jun 27, 2013

dear laurel and blackleggings,

it's okay, relax.
you don't need to understand the mayonnaise, it understands you.

no need to thank me for this insight,
*halohead* butters

Peregrinator · Jun 27, 2013

Dear islandman,

Homo or not we can figure out when the time comes, but I'm pretty sure you're not my type either way. However, if you meet me in Waterville Valley either tonight or sometime tomorrow, I'd love to have the company. Bring your rain gear. I promise not to give you cat herpes.

Love?

Perg

Dear Laurel,

That's good to know! It gets lonely out there sometimes. I mean the hike gay thing, not the annoying Kyle thing.

Love and eternal lust,

Perg

PS Let's go naked birding.

lovetoread · Jun 28, 2013

Dear Laurel,

I miss the lit togethers. There should be a rule that we have them again. I'll not forget the massive southern one, I still have the toys and condoms from it.

Love,
LTR

blackleggings · Jun 28, 2013

lovetoread said:
Dear Laurel,

I miss the lit togethers. There should be a rule that we have them again. I'll not forget the massive southern one, I still have the toys and condoms from it.

Love,
LTR

Dear Laurel,

Yes, please.

Yours forever,
blackleggings

islandman · Jun 28, 2013

Dear Laurel,

Nothing beats the Lit-togethers we used to have in NYC. People from all over the country came.

And they arrived too.

Yours in remembrance,

I-man

Disgustipated · Jun 28, 2013

Dear Laurel,

Please kill this thread and the OP while you're at it. The weasels can live. So can the wife I suppose.

Luk

MonaLittle · Jun 28, 2013

Dear Laurel,

Please, I beg of you, bring back nuclear iggy. I will do anything for you in the entire world. *Anything.

Love,
Mona

*within reason

Disgustipated · Jun 28, 2013

MonaLittle said:
Dear Laurel,

Please, I beg of you, bring back nuclear iggy. I will do anything for you in the entire world. *Anything.

Love,
Mona

*within reason

It's not her fault, the author stopped writing the code. Wok was thinking of picking it up.

MonaLittle · Jun 28, 2013

Disgustipated said:
It's not her fault, the author stopped writing the code. Wok was thinking of picking it up.

In that case...

Dear Wok,

Please, I beg of you, pick up where that last author failed us. Please. I'll do anything in the world for you. *Anything.

Love,
Mona

* within reason

blackleggings · Jun 28, 2013

Dear Mona,

What was nuclear iggy?

Yours,
blackleggings

Disgustipated · Jun 28, 2013

blackleggings said:
Dear Mona,

What was nuclear iggy?

Yours,
blackleggings

The best Firefox vbulletin add on ever. You could make it so you didnt even see when someone quoted the cunt you had on iggy.

lovetoread · Jun 28, 2013

Dear Laurel,

I'm most upset that after all the meetings I had with Iman, not once did he make me come.

Love,
LTR

blackleggings · Jun 28, 2013

Disgustipated said:
The best Firefox vbulletin add on ever. You could make it so you didnt even see when someone quoted the cunt you had on iggy.

Oooh. I hardly have anyone on iggy. I think the few I do have made new accounts to troll with most likely.

Thank you!

Sean · Jun 28, 2013

MonaLittle said:
Dear Laurel,

Please, I beg of you, bring back nuclear iggy. I will do anything for you in the entire world. *Anything.

Love,
Mona

*within reason

Firefox+Grease monkey+vBulletin Full Ignore

lovetoread · Jun 28, 2013

Dear Laurel,

Please put those who don't follow the rules of this wonderful thread Kyle started cough*shean*cough in the time out thread.

Love,
LTR

Radiohead · Jun 28, 2013

Dear LTR

Shean is so perfect, dont you think?

Yours,
James

PS: Please post cooch

glynndah · Jun 28, 2013

lovetoread said:
Dear Laurel,

Please put those who don't follow the rules of this wonderful thread Kyle started cough*shean*cough in the time out thread.

Love,
LTR

Dear Laurel,

We have a time out thread?

Sincerely yours,

the good little witch.

kotori · Jun 28, 2013

lovetoread said:
Dear Laurel,

I miss the lit togethers. There should be a rule that we have them again. I'll not forget the massive southern one, I still have the toys and condoms from it.

Love,
LTR

blackleggings said:
Dear Laurel,

Yes, please.

Yours forever,
blackleggings

islandman said:
Dear Laurel,

Nothing beats the Lit-togethers we used to have in NYC. People from all over the country came.

And they arrived too.

Yours in remembrance,

I-man

Dear Laurel,

NYC, 2003 or '04, totally awesome. Hell, I drove in from Kentucky. Now I'd only have to travel from Queens.

Commutably yours,

kotori

Laurel · Jun 28, 2013

Dear butters,

Imagining mayonnaise as sentient isn't relaxing.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Perg,

I completely understand. I saw Brokenback Mountain twice.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. Does birding involve eating them or just watching?

*

Dear Lovetoread,

I have never been to a Lit-together. I have met Xander, Dixon Carter Lee, Uncle Bill, Dillinger, Problem Child, TN_Vixen, Pyper, and RisiaSkye, but I met them all separately.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Disgustipated,

I think there's a line for Jinx should anything happen to Kyle. You may need to wrassle for her. Be warned.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Mona,

I would love to, but it's out of my control.

(see Disgustipated's post)

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear lovetoread,

Perhaps I-man needs guidance. Guide him!

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear glynndah,

I've heard of it, but have yet to be sent there. *crosses fingers*

Love,

Laurel

islandman · Jun 28, 2013

Dear Laurel,

http://youtu.be/8N_tupPBtWQ

Yours in diapers,

i-Baby

Laurel · Jun 28, 2013

Dear i-Baby,

yay! I'm going to listen to that repeatedly until Manu sends me outdoors.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. If you don't raise your baby on a steady diet of Muppets, then you have failed as a parent.

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