dear laurel

[DallasDonna]

Dear Laurel;

Who fills in for you when you are on vacation?

Concerned,
DD

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

2 more work days till its vacation time. I'm not sure I'll make it.

Love,
LTR

 

[blackleggings]

Dear LTR,

I thought of you during cycling class. Not only is my instructor a masochist (I swear he enjoyed every single painful thing he made us do) he loves Disturbed and played it throughout the class. You should come to Virginia next Wednesday to do the class with me.

Yours,
blackleggings

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Ms Leggings,

I will have to stop by the next time I drive home.

Though I will admit it seems Va seems to go on and on and on.

Love,
LTR

 

[Laurel]

Dear Lorilei,

*zap*

Love,

Laurel

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Dear DallasDonna,

Vacation? What's that?

Love,

Laurel

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Dear lovetoread,

You can do it! Keep your eye on the prize!

Love,

Laurel

 

[unregistered]

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

It would appear that my and Lit.'s PMS has past. To make amends for any snark of late, I personally resolve to be nice in all of my posts for the next 24 hours starting at 9:00am ET today.


Yours in seeking absolution,

islandman

 

[blackleggings]

Dear iman,

You have ten minutes to be an ass. Live it up.

Yours,
blackleggings

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Laurel,

Please show Islandman prostrate on the cross from 9ET for 24 hours, for if Indie does miss it, it will truly be the apocalypse.

Seeking a less aggressive future,

Jimmy Eat World

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Please show Islandman prostrate on the cross from 9ET for 24 hours, for if Indie does miss it, it will truly be the apocalypse.

Seeking a less aggressive future,

Jimmy Eat World

Dear Cheffie,

Do the world a favour and kill yourself.


Regards,

Me.

 

[islandman]

Dear iman,

You have ten minutes to be an ass. Live it up.

Yours,
blackleggings

Dear BL,

See above.

How was that?


Yours in snark,

I-man

 

[unregistered]

 

[islandman]

Shit, you're right.

Look at me being nice 3 minutes early!

Yay, me!

 

[Radiohead]

Dear Me

When the world does me a favour, I do it one. Killing is on the agenda.

Yours sincerely,

Mocha Latte

 

[blackleggings]

Dear iman,

It was too mean for me. I couldn't stand it so had to leave until it was well after 9.

Yours with my 3rd cup of coffee,
blackleggings

 

[islandman]

Dear iman,

It was too mean for me. I couldn't stand it so had to leave until it was well after 9.

Yours with my 3rd cup of coffee,
blackleggings

Dear mine with a third cup of coffee,

Offer accepted.

When should I expect delivery?


Yours in waiting,

I-man

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

People who walk with their phone playing music out loud instead of using head phones blow my mind.

Love,
Mona

PS... I'm considering changing my Lit name back to Lilly. What do you think?

Still loving you,
Mona aka future Lilly

 

[blackleggings]

Dear mine with a third cup of coffee,

Offer accepted.

When should I expect delivery?


Yours in waiting,

I-man

Dear iman,

Sometime before end of business today, but be prepared for an early return. Tomorrow's a beach day.

Yours still,
blackleggings

 

[Laurel]

Dear JAJ,

Wonderful news. Enjoy your vacation! We'll just sit here pining for your return.

Laurel

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Dear islandman,

Are you sure? I've still got half a bottle of Midol left if needed.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Radiohead,

I think Indie might be sleeping.

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Mona,

I actually kinda love that, for some reason. There used to be a guy in our neighborhood who walked around with a boombox playing hip very loud. He was like 60 years old and white. We always waved and smiled.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. I love both Mona and Lilly, so the choice is up to you.

 

[Peregrinator]

Dear Laurel,

Kyle secretly loves this thread.

Also, I have to go fill my car with outdoor stuff, drive three hours, crash for a while, wake up at like midnight, hike three miles, and then sit alone in the woods waiting hopefully for a break in the rain at exactly the right time, in order to attempt to count Bicknell's thrushes. Yet curiously I find that I'd rather stay on the couch with Lady P and watch Wimbledon. Wat do?

This is for the birds,

P.

 

[islandman]

Dear Perg,

I want to come too.

And, this is where I would normally say "no homo", but since you're now a fan of the Indigo Girls, I'm no longer worried.


Yours in preparation of a midnight hike,

i-Man

 

[IndieSnob]

Deal Laurel, and well, the rest of the GB,

I apologize for my oddities as of late. I'm probably overthinking things as always, but I just feel like I've been a pain in ways. So this is my stupid ass apology. I really hope I haven't annoyed the hell out of you all.

Feeling odd and awkward,

Indie

 

[unregistered]

 

[Laurel]

Dear Perg,

Don't tell me that! I'm hoping to annoy him.

As for what you should do - take islandman out with you and enjoy a nice non-homosexual bit of male bonding. Unless you find you're into each other - in which case, go for it. "Hike gay" is like "prison gay" - it doesn't count.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Indie,

You have nothing to apologize for, so stop it. :caning:

Love,

Laurel

 

[pete]

dear laurel,

can you please stand a little more to the left when you get dressed? your glorious sexyness is slightly out of range of my hidden cam.

yours in stealthy admiration,
OP (other pete)