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dear laurel

dear laurel,

thoughts of LTR's lovely bewbs have given me a 2nd morning wood.

please send me an ice pack?

yours in aching throb,
TOP
 
Dear Debbie!

Cuteness! My spoiled brat says "miaaooow" to your spoiled brat. :D

Love,

Laurel

P.S. I could, but if mine doesn't listen to me, I doubt yours will either. :D

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Dear blackleggings,

You're on. I'll bring the laurel crowns (seems appropo, eh). :D

Love,

Laurel

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Dear islandman,

Morning wood is damn fine wood.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Perg,

Yeah, I'm not a fan of the chick flick either. It's not that I'm not into sentimentality or romance - it's just that I hate cliched characters, and genre movies are rife with em. I'm not a fan of comic book/superhero stories for the same reason. I like complexities, darkness mixed with light, shades of gray (but not 50).

Love,

Laurel

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Dear lovetoread,

So you agree: morning wood is good wood.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear pete1968,

Ice? Sure, but I think there's a much more fun way to reduce the swelling. :D

Love,

Laurel
 
Dear Perg, (Ha! My tablet autocorrected to Perv)

Too late.

God Bless Morning Wood,
Arte
 
Dear Parodyluvr75,

Please don't let ericred pluck you away from me.

Yours in shiny black feathers,
blackleggings
 
Dear Laurel,

I just went shopping and got some video games and tons of bk food.

It's going to be a good day.

Love,
LTR
 
Fata Morgana said:
For a Dying Tomcat Who’s Relinquished His Former Hissing and Predatory Nature

I remember the long orange carp you once scooped
from the neighbor’s pond, bounding beyond
her swung broom, across summer lawns

to lay the fish on my stoop. Thanks
for that. I’m not one to whom offerings
often get made. You let me feel

how Christ might when I kneel,
weeping in the dark
over the usual maladies: love and its lack.

Only in tears do I speak
directly to him and with such
conviction. And only once you grew frail

did you finally slacken into me,
dozing against my ribs like a child.
You gave up the predatory flinch

that snapped the necks of so many
birds and slow-moving rodents.
Now your once powerful jaw

is malformed by black malignancies.
It hurts to eat. So you surrender in the way
I pray for: Lord, before my own death,

let me learn from this animal’s deep release
into my arms. Let me cease to fear
the embrace that seeks to still me.

Mary Karr
Click to expand...
dear laurel

posts like this make Lit the site it is

inimitable.


love
utterlybutterly
 
Laurel said:
Dear patienti1,

I'm a Lennox Lewis fan, and think he's the superior boxer in that matchup. That said, I think Lennox'd be ultra-cautious (especially against Riddick's undisciplined style), which would result in a less than satisfying show. I predict it would go for the fill 10 rounds and Lennox would win by a controversial decision.

Love,

Laurel
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As an Olympic boxing fan back in the day, and an East Coaster, Riddick was my guy. I love a heavyweight with a reach. I thought Lennox got lucky/Riddick got shortchanged in the Olympic finals.

The thing in is, I wanted a rematch to settle the question. Had I been Riddick, I would have felt I had something to prove, and a score to settle. Once a successful pro, I would have put up a million dollars as a winner take all purse , just to facilitate the rematch .

Dominant as he was in his day, Riddick was a disappointment. He was petty about money and lazy about training. I became a Lennox fan. He , on the other hand, trained hard, and improved his skills even after he was a title-holder and no longer a contender.

You're probably right about the theoretical outcome of that one.
 
Dear Laurel,

Am I the only one who didn't know about Lana Del Ray?


Yours in catching up with the cool kids,

I-man
 
Dear Laurel,

I passed the messsage on from your cat to mine and I'm afraid. I think my cat is gearing up for war.

I've hidden the knives but he's eyeing the forks!

The Ginger Ninja Kitty is in the house. ;)

It could be worse though.

http://gawker.com/5798994/cat-whisperer-cures-cat-that-pees-in-owners-mouth

After this:

http://www.azfamily.com/good-mornin...kson-Galaxy-explains-cat-speak-139532223.html

I tried blinking at my cat and I swear he snickered.




OK I'm not a really mushy person. But awww. :)

http://www.zooworldpcb.net/photosclips/tondaandtk.html
 
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Dear lovetoread,

What's bk food?

Love,

Laurel

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Dear butters,

I agree.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear smiley,

And I hear it only got better from there. :D :heart:

Love,

Laurel

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Dear patient1,

I know what you mean. I really enjoy passionate, showy, emotional, hotheads (it is a fight, after all!) - fighters like Fernando Vargas and Arturo Gatti, and of course Mike Tyson - yet I tend to follow/support more strategic, "smart", and thus less exciting boxers - Oscar de la Hoya, Lennox Lewis, etc. - because they seem to have longer and better careers. The strategic guys have their exciting matches - usually where they're pushed by a "hothead" opponent - but most times I find myself wishing that Lewis would open up a little more, take more chances, make the fight more exciting. If he did these things, of course, he'd probably lose more often. So there you go.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear islandman,

Unfortunately, yes. But don't worry: in 5 years, most people won't know/remember her (hopefully).

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Debbie,

Ginger Ninja Kitty should be a band name. :D

Love,

Laurel

P.S. awww cute!
 
Dear Laurel,

I don't know what to wear. What ensemble goes with dogs, thunder and wine?

Sincerely yours,

the currently jammies-clad good little witch.
 
Dear Laurel,

Please tell Squibbs that I think his posts to be absolutely precious.


Yours in oppressive humidity,

I-man
 
dear laurel,

how can i get these edible sparkles off my cock?

yours in pimpage,
TOP

ps.com, did i mention they're edible? and candy flavored?
 
Dear Laurel,

Please sell the sparkly bits in the store so I can decorate a penis.

Love,
LTR
 
Dear laurel,

There are a couple of behavior police around here. Are they paid, or just volunteering?

Unjudgingly,

Adre
 
I'm definitely paid. The stacks of photos Laurel has sent me of her cat is proof of it.

U jelly?
 
Dear Laurel,

A grown man with a beard should not be using "u jelly".


Yours in policing behaviour,

I-Man.
 
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