dear laurel

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Is Christian Bale really not coming back as Batman? And, what's up with having a Robin, but no Batman?


Yours in Gotham City,

islandman

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

Thank you for saving my seat. Will you please save it a little bit longer. I need a breath of fresh air. Thank you, Sweetness.

Love Always & Forever,
Mona

 

[Laurel]

Dear glynndah,

My cat would love some armor like that to go with his deadly claws!

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Islandman,

I dunno what can be done. The upcoming chocolate shortage has me worried as well.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear LTR,

I recommend Zyrtec, Naphcon-A drops (a la thør's advice), and/or an immunity system transplant.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. If you find a place that does the latter, please let me know.

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Dear Kyle,

Happy Weekend!

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Disgustipated,

I would do that if I could hold one of them by the tails without them getting away. They're slippery fuckers.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Sinny,

Set us free and braless!

Love,

Sinny's Boobs

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Dear Islandman,

I'm happy you enjoy it. I don't use the Ignore feature because I'm really good at ignoring people.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear smiley,

Indeed!

Love,

Laurel

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Dear dudes,

Please post at least one pic of your balls. Apparently, that will help ltr's allergies.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Islandman,

I prefered Michael Keaton as Batman, but I'm weird. Christian Bale's best performance was in Empire of the Sun. It's been a slow decline since, imho.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear Mona,

I will save your seat till the end of the world - with my corpse, if necessary (which is hopefully won't be because I doubt you'll want to sit there anymore at that point).

Love,

Laurel

 

[islandman]

Dear wtf,

wtf, a chocolate shortage? Why isn't this being reported by the MMM?


Yours in anguish,

islandman

 

[lovetoread]

Dear chocolate lovers,

Come visit me. M&M's will have chocolate, we can raid the factory.

Love,
LTR

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

Let it be known that I'm a fan of iman's new av. It reminds me that I need a new one.

Sweat in VA,
blackleggings

 

[islandman]

Dear sweating in VA,

*tonguebath*


Yours in humidity,

islandman

 

[butters]

dear i-man's lips av,

*e-traces them with e-finger*

thanks,

butters

 

[Laurel]

Dear Islandman,

Great news! A while back I read this article about a possible cocoa shortage (brought on by demand for the stuff in Asia, along with political issus in the countries that grow cocoa), but this article and others I read along the same lines claim the crisis has been averted.

Yay! Let's all go eat a chocolately something in celebration.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. blackleggings is a fan of your...av.

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

I cannot stop crying this morning. I am on a running team and this morning a teammate shared his daughter's story of her battle with leukemia. His love and pride for his daughter radiated through every word. She lost her battle almost ten years ago and he shed a single tear as he described her fighting spirit. I am in awe of him, his daughter, and the millions who fight this same battle every single day.

Thought I'd share,
blackleggings

 

[lovetoread]

Dearest Laurel,

I'm a little loopy from all the pills. Please forgive any weird postings from me.

Love,
LTR



Dear b-legs,

You made me tear up a little.

Love,
LTR

 

[Laurel]

Dear blackleggings,

Wow, that's rough. Thank you for sharing, and best wishes to her family.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear LTR,

Can I come over?

Love,

Laurel

 

[Laurel]

Dear People,

I keep waiting for the day when I regret not having kids. Hasn't happened yet. I keep expecting it. But not so far.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Laurel]

semi-related

Dear People,

Sometimes I want to pick my cat up by his neck using my mouth to deepen the kitty-mama bound. Also, it'd freak him out. But since I get jaw pain chewing hard candies, it's unlikely to happen. Plus mouthful of cat hair.

Love,

Laurel

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Kitty bdsm is not cool. Unless your cat has a safe word?


Yours in concern,

islandman

 

[pointless]

i've done that. cat's taste terrible and you have to lip them so it's fucking hard to not drop them. they don't like that. also, i later learned you really shouldn't do it to adult cats anyway.

 

[islandman]

Dear Universe,

Cat people are fucking weirdos.


Yours in condescension,

islandman

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I'm still in bed, hurry over.

And what does Kippy mean by lipping?

And smite Iman please.

Love,
LTR

 

[glynndah]

Dear People,

Sometimes I want to pick my cat up by his neck using my mouth to deepen the kitty-mama bound. Also, it'd freak him out. But since I get jaw pain chewing hard candies, it's unlikely to happen. Plus mouthful of cat hair.

Love,

Laurel

Watch out! That's probably how Perg got cat herpes in his teeth.

 

[pointless]

pull your lip over your teeth. just the bottom row, really. if you're careful. and you have to be.

 

[Laurel]

Dear islandman,

Yeah, my cat's pretty vanilla anyway.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear pointless,

Did you try it with a full-grown cat or a kitten?

Mine's too big, I think.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear islandman,

Ferrets are cats with hands, so ferret people are even bigger weirdos than cat people.

Love,

Laurel

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Dear ltr,

On my way!

Love,

Laurel

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Dear glynndah,

If I pull my lip over my bottom teeth, I will not only avoid hurting my cat, but also be safe from the cat herpes. I think.

Love,

Laurel

 

[glynndah]

Dear glynndah,

If I pull my lip over my bottom teeth, I will not only avoid hurting my cat, but also be safe from the cat herpes. I think.

Love,

Laurel

Dear Laurel,

Cat herpes on your lips could be even ickier.

Sincerely,

the everconcerned with all things cat good little witch.

 

[pointless]

big kitten. not quite full grown, but really too big to pick up by the scruff anyway.

 

[Mischka]

I bet the underswells of your milky ass cheeks are as soft as a lightweight goose-down pillow and blush a'crimson rose upon exiting a robust, well-loofah'd hot shower.

Dear IrezumiKiss -

This is the most poetic description of a bottom I've read in ages. Seriously adore it.

Love,

Mischka

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

If I told you Thumper is posing just like the "paint me like one of your French girls" pose, would you know what I meant?

Love,
LTR