dear laurel

[beetlebum]

dear neci,


dat ass!


best,
beetlebum

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Dearest Trist,
I only smoke during sex.

All my love, all my kissing,

JAJ

Darling JAJ,

It's ok, I read the newspaper during sex, doggy natch.

Love and stuff

Tess.

 

[neci]

dear butters,

i was thinking about you the other day. i may soon be in need of your services.

love,

neci

 

[Billionaire]

http://prairiefirenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/asskisser.jpg

The next person to view this thread will probably sign this:

Fucking ass kissers...

 

[neci]

dear beetlebum,

dem balls!

always,

neci

 

[neci]

dear gb,

yes. i have been known to kiss some ass.

love,

neci

p.s.

i always brush my teeth.

 

[butters]

dear butters,

i was thinking about you the other day. i may soon be in need of your services.

love,

neci

*raises eyebrow*


oooooh, how intriguing

 

[Billionaire]

dear beetlebum,

dem balls!

always,

neci

http://freedomfromangersite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/man_yelling_at_cell_phone.jpg

What the fuck are you talking about?

Why can't you say something intelligible?

 

[neci]

dear fuck face,

get a new shtick.

love,

neci

 

[unregistered]

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/10/ferrets.jpg

http://crow202.org/2010/ferret_tubes.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xPRJcY91HB4/Svl2k0JOHxI/AAAAAAAAAr4/N05e60RTYrw/s400/Ferret.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Baked Beans

I love you, you little orange bastards.

Love

Fata

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

What's going on with all this rain I've been getting lately?

Global wetting?



Yours under the umbrella,

islanmdan

 

[kbate]

Dear islanmdan,

I do not know if you are trying to be Islandman, Islamdan or something else.

please clarify and also please squeegee my driveway for me.

kb

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,
How could anyone truly enjoy Nickelback?

Forever yours,
Blackleggings

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Dear Jim,

Do I know you?

Tracy.

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Would you list all of Ken/Karen's alt? I'll get you started.


miss_ann_thrope (alleged female).




Yours in an Olympic-swimming pool filled with salad dressing,

islandman

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

It got chilly out tonight. Could you please get my jacket for me.
Thanks!

Love,
Mona

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Ignore the request immediate above this one. She's putting on the best show I've seen in years!


Yours in fun and frolic,

island "headlights are cool" man

 

[MonaLittle]

Dear Laurel,

Please tell iMan to stop staring at my cold parts.

Love,
Mona{not so}Little{nips}

 

[islandman]

Laurel,

Please get into an elevator and warm up Mona's cold parts (again!).


Altruistically yours,

islandman

 

[blackleggings]

Dear Laurel,

What would you do with an islandman in an Olympic-swimming pool filled with salad dressing? My curiousity is piqued.

Curiously yours,
blackleggings

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I found a lol ferret.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6260071680/h91596EDF/

Love,
LTR

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Neci,

This one kind of makes it look cute.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6071102208/hB4C253D6/

Love,
LTR

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Silk asswipes are for pussies only. Real men have ferrets.


Yours in a fabulously choreographed weasel war-dance,

Oliver and Olivia