dear laurel

[beetlebum]

dear wings,

i almost watched tank girl last night, but alas, i fell asleep.

sincerely,
beetlebooga

 

[SkAoUt]

Dear Asshole

You are disgusting. Louis CK is right the whole areas is "blah". So much sweat and ugh. Gross!

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Laurel,

I would like a button that I can click that will slap the shit out of whomever just posted something stupid and/or played out.

Love,
LTR

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

Can I borrow your time machine? I'd like to re-do this morning, starting at 3:30am.

Thank you!


Yours in coffee,

islandman

 

[Laurel]

Dear inventor types,

Please invent a button as described by ltr.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Laurel]

Dear KyleW,

I hope you, Jinx, and the ferret are well,

Love,

Laurel

 

[islandman]

pssst...he has about nine ferrets.

 

[Laurel]

Dear I-man,

No, because last time you brought it back covered in ferret hairs.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Laurel]

Nine?!

 

[neci]

dear laurel,

will you french braid my pubes and tell me stories?

love,

neci

 

[islandman]

At least four.

But he could have easily adopted five more by now.

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

I think islandman is one of the cutest things ever. I wonder if he'll ever know I think that. Please keep that between us in our super-secret-crush journals.

Thanks,

Indie

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel,

I think islandman's ferret is one of the cutest things ever. I wonder if he'll ever know I think that. Please keep that between us in our super-secret-crush journals.

Thanks,

Indie

Oliver or Olivia?

 

[IndieSnob]

Oliver or Olivia?

I'm kind of partial to Olivia.

 

[Laurel]

Dear neci,

I don't know how to french braid. Will regular braiding suffice?

Love,

Laurel

*

Dear Islandman and Indiesnob,

Get a room - along with some scented candles, a Marvin Gaye LP, and the alcoholic beverage of your choice.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. You might need a couple soft pillows, too.

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Islandman and Indiesnob,

Get a room - along with some scented candles, a Marvin Gaye LP, and the alcoholic beverage of your choice.

Love,

Laurel

P.S. You might need a couple soft pillows, too.

My chest has been called a very soft pillow. I think a little Let's Get It On along with islandman snuggled on my chest would be perfect.

You're the best cupid ever.

Love,

Indie

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

Can I be a mod after you make LTR and islandman one?

I'm not sure how you work the seniority out around here.

Lovingly,

Boy who is anxious that his beard trim is going to end up in a disaster later today.

 

[islandman]

Dear Laurel and Hardy,

I laughed.



Yours in hip-waders,


islandman

 

[Laurel]

Dear Indie,

No.

Love,

Laurel

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Laurel,

Why is it that this blouse I ordered online doesn't fit the same as the one I bought in the store that is the exact same style and size, just a different color?

Love,
Stretching Out the Boob Area

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

I find it highly offensive that because I don't have long beautiful hair, nor own ferrets that I can't be a mod. I'm actually tearing up now. I wold hope you would reconsider your prejudices in this matter.

Heart-Brokingly yours,

Indie

 

[IndieSnob]

Dear Laurel,

Why is it that this blouse I ordered online doesn't fit the same as the one I bought in the store that is the exact same style and size, just a different color?

Love,
Stretching Out the Boob Area

Dear Lori,

It's because I tried it on first. I was afraid you'd look as gorgeous as me, as always. It's always Lori Lori Lori!

Brady Bunchingly Yours - With Powder Blue Blouse That Hugs My Bosoms,

Indie

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Indie,

Please keep your bosoms to yourself, and hands off my pretty orange blouse!

Love,
Lorilei

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Laurel

Indie is a cunt. Lets kill him.

Love

Fata

 

[butters]

Dear Laurel

it's the drugs. all the way.


butters