dear laurel
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bluemuse
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Dear Mr. Bathtub,
You selfish bastard. Why am I doing all the work in this relationship? You know that I won't soak in you unless you've been freshly scrubbed, yet you leave it to me, every time. Come on baby, don't you want it more than once a week? Don't you miss our time together? You were my first, you know. Doesn't that mean something?
Okay, I wasn't going to tell you this, but Mr Showerhead has been giving me the eye. And he has multiple settings. Just sayin.
It takes two, babe.
Love,
bluemuse
You selfish bastard. Why am I doing all the work in this relationship? You know that I won't soak in you unless you've been freshly scrubbed, yet you leave it to me, every time. Come on baby, don't you want it more than once a week? Don't you miss our time together? You were my first, you know. Doesn't that mean something?
Okay, I wasn't going to tell you this, but Mr Showerhead has been giving me the eye. And he has multiple settings. Just sayin.
It takes two, babe.
Love,
bluemuse
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glynndah
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Dear everyone;
The dust bunnies have banded together ala a Borg assimilation and are now about the size of a large ferret or a small pony. {Hm. Just how big do ferrets get, anyway?} They are slowly making their way to the door and may make a rush for it soon. I'm rather concerned because I have heard a rumble of thunder in the distance and caught a flash of an occasional bit of lightning. I fear if they/it manage to make their/its way outside and get zapped by lightning {the classic method of reanimation; see Young Frankenstein and the like}, we may be facing a dire situation which could rival The Night of the Lepus. Please go to the nearest drive in and await further instructions.
Sincerely yours,
The good little witch.
The dust bunnies have banded together ala a Borg assimilation and are now about the size of a large ferret or a small pony. {Hm. Just how big do ferrets get, anyway?} They are slowly making their way to the door and may make a rush for it soon. I'm rather concerned because I have heard a rumble of thunder in the distance and caught a flash of an occasional bit of lightning. I fear if they/it manage to make their/its way outside and get zapped by lightning {the classic method of reanimation; see Young Frankenstein and the like}, we may be facing a dire situation which could rival The Night of the Lepus. Please go to the nearest drive in and await further instructions.
Sincerely yours,
The good little witch.
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Dust bunnies must first be vinegared and watered.
*smack* You forgot the Dear .......!
glynndah
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Dust bunnies must first be vinegared and watered.
Dear JAJ,
This is the "dear laurel" thread. Please ask a moderator to move this reply to the recipe thread.
Sincerely yours,
The good little witch.
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And you!
It should have read...
My dearest JAJ,
The thread requires a start of "Dear <.....>. You forgot, you handsome, silver tongued, sex God. Just do me and forget about it.
Love,
Trist
What are you smoking? You've known me long enough to know I don't do what Laurel says.
Besides I just needed and excuse to smack you - next time it's TSS.
U
