Dear laurel and manu,

[bronzeage]

Canadian girls are hard to get

It's easier once the lakes freeze over.

 

[neci]

Lance from N'Sync?



It's the maple syrup I tell ya

yes. Lance from N'Sync.

 

[canadianpenny]

It's easier once the lakes freeze over.

It keeps our igloos nice and warm

yes. Lance from N'Sync.

He was my fave!

 

[cjh]

yes. Lance from N'Sync.

I'd pay good money to see Lance in a boy band.

 

[Morcheeba]

Once upon a time, 2003 I think, I won an Amazon voucher for being either the one millionth or ten millionth post on lit.
I just wanted to let you know, I used that voucher to buy a zen mp3 player. Yesterday, I unpacked it and used it again for the first time in a year or so.... and the sound quality coming out of it still shits all over any other player I've listened to!
Anyway, this is my thanks - again.

Guess I joined one month too late cuz I've never gotten jack from Laurel or Manu.

 

[neci]

I'd pay good money to see Lance in a boy band.

i see a future in it.

 

[canadianpenny]

I'd pay good money to see Lance in a boy band.

i see a future in it.

Let's start our own band!

 

[canadianpenny]

Guess I joined one month too late cuz I've never gotten jack from Laurel or Manu.

I think your trees have penises in it

 

[BiTodd]

i see a future in it.

Boy bands are sooooo gay.

 

[neci]

Let's start our own band!

i can't sing, and i'm shit with instruments. i'll have to listen this one out.

 

[cjh]

i see a future in it.

The pop equivalent of razor blades in an apple.

 

[neci]

Boy bands are sooooo gay.

there is a fine art to boy bands.

 

[neci]

The pop equivalent of razor blades in an apple.

cider?

 

[BiTodd]

I think your trees have penises in it

I am patiently waiting for them to ripen.

 

[cjh]

Let's start our own band!

Will you be in charge of recruiting Lance?

 

[canadianpenny]

i can't sing, and i'm shit with instruments. i'll have to listen this one out.

You can clap

I am patiently waiting for them to ripen.

*takes a bite*

 

[canadianpenny]

Will you be in charge of recruiting Lance?

I'm on it. Although I might need a man's help. I have a feeling cleavage and kind words will not work.

 

[bronzeage]

I think your trees have penises in it

That's just and old wive's cock tale.

 

[neci]

I'm on it. Although I might need a man's help. I have a feeling cleavage and kind words will not work.

just dress like a little boy.

 

[BiTodd]

You can clap



*takes a bite*

please don't remind me about the clap......

 

[cjh]

I'm on it. Although I might need a man's help. I have a feeling cleavage and kind words will not work.

Well, let's see.

What's the trick?

Lancecaster.
Lancecaster.
Lancecaster.

Be careful for what you wish.

 

[neci]

Well, let's see.

What's the trick?

Lancecaster.
Lancecaster.
Lancecaster.

Be careful for what you wish.

amen.

 

[Morcheeba]

amen.

Lance returning now? No way. Weather up his way would have to be in dire straits for him to deal with all this Blogfish stuff.

 

[canadianpenny]

That's just and old wive's cock tale.

I wouldn't mind a cocktail. Or something a little older, if you ask me

just dress like a little boy.

Like She's the Man/Twelfth Night? Let's tape my chest... I might need help with this (or a fat suit)

 

[canadianpenny]

please don't remind me about the clap......

*round of applause*

Well, let's see.

What's the trick?

Lancecaster.
Lancecaster.
Lancecaster.

Be careful for what you wish.

Oh... my phone just vibrated. That... that felt nice