Dear Kinky Santa, What I really want for Christmas is...

My wife

A nice young big cock stud. The perfect gift for my wife. They spend Christmas Eve in our bed screwing their brains out.
 
Dear Mr. Kringle,
I'll leave the back door unlocked. And don't worry about the suit. Just make sure you've got a beard.
P.S. You can leave your hat on.

Dear Ms. Wheel,
No worries, I will have my beard. You will be amazed by it. When I am eating your treats, I can pull it down so it stays nice and clean. Mrs. Clause likes it that way. Because you show up on my list as a nice girl (a very, very nice and naughty girl), I will also show you a game I play with the lady elves back at their dormitory in the North Pole. It's called hide the pickle. I know you will enjoy it because remember, Santa sees everything. Yes, everything.

See you soon, Ms. Wheel,

Kris
 
Dear Kinky Santa is it true you'd rather we leave some JD and a shot glass then that whole cookies and milk crap we've been hearing for years???
 
Dear Kinky Santa,

I want him in my bed so I can have them both for Christmas. Purty please?

Naughty housewife
 
Dear Kinky Santa,

Do I need to be on the naughty or nice list to get what I really want? :rolleyes:

Taz
 
A naughty Litster lady to get under my Kilt and toss my Caber ;)
 
Dear Naughty Santa,

I actually want a job :) . I want to work in the "toy" shop :)
With all those cute, sexy male elves. And not as a toy maker
Either. You need someone to keep their toes and ears curled right ?
 
Dear Naughty Santa,

I actually want a job :) . I want to work in the "toy" shop :)
With all those cute, sexy male elves. And not as a toy maker
Either. You need someone to keep their toes and ears curled right ?

OOOOOO That's a good request T4T!
and even a toy tester would be a good one too :D
 
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For r/l to pause for eight to ten hours...the sun, the moon, the stars to all align and time zones fall to the wayside for a long uninterrupted intimate whisper or two to take place. Oh...and you can leave her a toy or two under the tree too.
 
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