Dear Kinky Santa, What I really want for Christmas is...
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jameslewis
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I just want one full day, and night, together. Twentyfour hours devoted to pleasing all the senses and passions.
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Dear Kinky Santa,
I wish we had a place to send YOU wish lists....
last year when I dropped one in the box at Macy's I heard some old lady passed out while reading it!
I wish we had a place to send YOU wish lists....
last year when I dropped one in the box at Macy's I heard some old lady passed out while reading it!
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Dear Kinky Santa,
Find my a nice medic or EMT with some good hands.
There aren't enough pain meds working in the world today.
Find my a nice medic or EMT with some good hands.
There aren't enough pain meds working in the world today.
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Well...
If it's Kinky Santa we're entreating, I guess I could use a Sybian..and maybe one of those piston driven fuck machines. My own personal dungeon would be awesome, too. $1000 gift card at Essential Wholesale since it shouldn't all be kink I ask for.
If it's Kinky Santa we're entreating, I guess I could use a Sybian..and maybe one of those piston driven fuck machines. My own personal dungeon would be awesome, too. $1000 gift card at Essential Wholesale since it shouldn't all be kink I ask for.
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Dear Kinky Santa;
it's not for me. For all the Republican candidates, could you please give them ball gags. Nice and tight, with stout locks.
Also, could you find a large dildo for each. And get it inserted. Two for the Don: and could you have one modeled after a Mexican and one modeled after an Arab, size extra large for an extra large asshole.
Thanks dude. This would make my year.
it's not for me. For all the Republican candidates, could you please give them ball gags. Nice and tight, with stout locks.
Also, could you find a large dildo for each. And get it inserted. Two for the Don: and could you have one modeled after a Mexican and one modeled after an Arab, size extra large for an extra large asshole.
Thanks dude. This would make my year.
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Thank You!!
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Bumping for the season.... 
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https://68.media.tumblr.com/7941de4a3a66757184f0df114462b761/tumblr_ogpoudqDFR1u8crymo1_540.jpg
Found it! And evidently it's on sale.
Found it! And evidently it's on sale.
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Two guys with big fat dicks to strip me and fuck me. 
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Dear Kinky Santa,
All I want for Christmas is to marooned on a exotic island with just me and the better half, and we can, well, be naughty (sorry Santa, I'll make up for it next year, probably...)
When I say just me and him, if you want to throw in some forceful local tribesman, I'll live with it. Especially if any of them have nice broad shoulders, strong arms, tight arse and well, variety is the spice of life, so a range of cocks would be fun. Where was I??
Oh yes, marooned..., when I say marooned, I obviously mean with some books, wine, cheese and stuff, it is Christmas after all. Ohhh - roast chestnuts, don't forget the roast chestnuts...
I don't ask for much, a winning lottery ticket should do it,
Cheers, Kinky Santa,
ps, they'd always be room for one more, and I've always wondered if your beard tickles...
pps - if it's a bit too much, I'd settle for these if you could also bestow the skill to walk in them, even if it's just across the bedroom...
All I want for Christmas is to marooned on a exotic island with just me and the better half, and we can, well, be naughty (sorry Santa, I'll make up for it next year, probably...)
When I say just me and him, if you want to throw in some forceful local tribesman, I'll live with it. Especially if any of them have nice broad shoulders, strong arms, tight arse and well, variety is the spice of life, so a range of cocks would be fun. Where was I??
Oh yes, marooned..., when I say marooned, I obviously mean with some books, wine, cheese and stuff, it is Christmas after all. Ohhh - roast chestnuts, don't forget the roast chestnuts...
I don't ask for much, a winning lottery ticket should do it,
Cheers, Kinky Santa,
ps, they'd always be room for one more, and I've always wondered if your beard tickles...
pps - if it's a bit too much, I'd settle for these if you could also bestow the skill to walk in them, even if it's just across the bedroom...
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I've just seen his list, your going to get sleighed, he has marked you down as greedy. But having a heart he is going to give you the worlds most advanced sex toy
Capable of producing a heart stopping orgasm, complete with the pads to change speed and depth from your pulse, but the special batteries he is keeping
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I've just seen his list, your going to get sleighed, he has marked you down as greedy. But having a heart he is going to give you the worlds most advanced sex toy
Capable of producing a heart stopping orgasm, complete with the pads to change speed and depth from your pulse, but the special batteries he is keeping
Ha... can't be that hard to make a battery... I'd have a go
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Ha... can't be that hard to make a battery... I'd have a go
Dear kinky Santa,
I have changed my mind, I want this, I have no idea what I will do with a giant, inflatable, unicorn, but I want...
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Dear Kinky Santa,
As you know, I've been VERY naughty this year...just as you like me to be. Please bring me a plane ticket so I can go make that dream come true.
Signed,
Always on the Naughty List Eva
As you know, I've been VERY naughty this year...just as you like me to be.
Please bring me a plane ticket so I can go make that dream come true. Signed,
Always on the Naughty List Eva
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Dear Kinky Santa,
As you know, I've been VERY naughty this year...just as you like me to be.
Signed,
Always on the Naughty List Eva
Dear Eva...
This is Santa's little helper and we will be sending your ticket via Raindeer ASAP.
Oh...P.S. please bring A toy as a preasent..
Signed Naughty little helper.
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Dear kinky Santa,
I have once more changed my mind (woman's progratative and all that shit...), if you have already procured earlier requests I'd hate to inconvenience you by having you return items, feel free to still drop them off...
But I'd now like this. You see, if I am dressed like this, I will pretty much get what I want all year round (probably...)
Cheers m'dears, x
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