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Dear Kinky Santa, What I really want for Christmas is...

Dear KS
There are only three things I want, and I'd settle for one, but you can't give any of them, so disregard this letter and get busy elsewhere.
 
They sell the sex swings on fleabay, they fix on the door frame, I can see a busy and fun ER dept Boxing Day, 😈
 
Dear Santa,
Surprise me with some new toys for my toybox. If you've been watching, you kinky fucker, you already know what I like.

Oh, and I want my old name back. So if there's anything you can do about speeding that up...

Dee
 
Dear KS,

If I can't have world peace or world domination can we compromise? What about being dominated in the bedroom for an hour or so and then reveling in the peace afterward? I'm sure he'd be up to the task.....

P.S. - I promise I will be real real good :devil:
 
Fermina_Daza said:
Dear KS,

If I can't have world peace or world domination can we compromise? What about being dominated in the bedroom for an hour or so and then reveling in the peace afterward? I'm sure he'd be up to the task.....

P.S. - I promise I will be real real good :devil:
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Dear KS,

Umm ... do you have two of those in your magic bag of naughty gifts? I would really really REALLY like one of what she's having too .... although I'm not sure I should make that same promise! ;) :)
 
LizVegas79 said:
Dear KS,

Umm ... do you have two of those in your magic bag of naughty gifts? I would really really REALLY like one of what she's having too .... although I'm not sure I should make that same promise! ;) :)
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Oh, I didn't say WHAT I'd be really really good at :kiss:

But here's to hoping KS's magic bag gets us what we want!
 
Dear Santa,

I don't want a copy of your list of girls who are nice, or girls who are naughty...I want the top list....those who are nice and naughty.

Thanks in advance...
 
Dear Kinky Santa,

I want what Catherine is offering up! By the looks of your belly, you've eaten enough. And I bet what she has is yummy!
 
catherinewheel77 said:
Dear Kinky Santa,

Forget the milk and cookies, I've got something that tastes much better. ;)
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Dear Ms. Wheel,
Please confirm your address since my elves are not always reliable. I may come a day early as my Christmas morning is a bit busy. I will call ahead so confirm your number as well. Also note that my regular suit is at the cleaners so if I look like I rented a Santa suit, that's why.

Ho Ho Ho!

Kris Kringle
 
LinusRules said:
Dear Ms. Wheel,
Please confirm your address since my elves are not always reliable. I may come a day early as my Christmas morning is a bit busy. I will call ahead so confirm your number as well. Also note that my regular suit is at the cleaners so if I look like I rented a Santa suit, that's why.

Ho Ho Ho!

Kris Kringle
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Dear Mr. Kringle,
I'll leave the back door unlocked. And don't worry about the suit. Just make sure you've got a beard.
P.S. You can leave your hat on.
 
catherinewheel77 said:
Dear Mr. Kringle,
I'll leave the back door unlocked. And don't worry about the suit. Just make sure you've got a beard.
P.S. You can leave your hat on.
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For you Ill grow my beard out and put on a hat.....just to get to your unlocked back door......whooohooo:devil::devil:
 
catherinewheel77 said:
You'd grow a beard for me, pretty boy? That's so touching. :)
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Hey CW- an early Xmas gift...trying to make a Christmas pun... Jingle Beards? Merry Beard-mas? O Holy Beard?

http://38.media.tumblr.com/21f351cfae8bd54f6051b3d53ad3b668/tumblr_n8wmy6QLVc1tpcp2fo3_500.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/79/b5/cb/79b5cba6115b3da3d4587ab32b0ad677.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/O7fhiTQ.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f7/85/c4/f785c4d26105cb78266306a418c5595b.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0d/fd/12/0dfd12786f40aad299c3b7d2e1beeb4f.jpg

Now that that's out of my system...

Dear Kinky Santa,

I want that spreader bar he's been threatening/promising to build :devil:

Sincerely,
Permanently on the Naughty List
 
Him...a week of just playing, flirting, kissing, lots of talking and nasty, fun, messy, wet sex. :eek::devil::kiss:
 
Dear Trekka, I simply adore you. :heart:



Trekka said:
Hey CW- an early Xmas gift...trying to make a Christmas pun... Jingle Beards? Merry Beard-mas? O Holy Beard?

http://38.media.tumblr.com/21f351cfae8bd54f6051b3d53ad3b668/tumblr_n8wmy6QLVc1tpcp2fo3_500.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/79/b5/cb/79b5cba6115b3da3d4587ab32b0ad677.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/O7fhiTQ.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f7/85/c4/f785c4d26105cb78266306a418c5595b.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0d/fd/12/0dfd12786f40aad299c3b7d2e1beeb4f.jpg

Now that that's out of my system...

Dear Kinky Santa,

I want that spreader bar he's been threatening/promising to build :devil:

Sincerely,
Permanently on the Naughty List
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