IhateClowns
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Pure Utopian thought my dear.
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Pure Utopian thought my dear.
BluKitten
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Dear Clowns,
I'll have to remember to send you some strawberry freezer jam, next spring.
IhateClowns
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First off hello sweet lady. Hope all is wonderful in your world.
Yes please do as strawberry is the squirting orgasm of the jelly world!
IhateClowns
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I am still waiting.
BluKitten
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Dear Clowns,
Since it is no longer spring, I have not any strawberry freezer jam to send to you. However, I have put you and your loved ones at the top of my list of recipients for next year. In the meantime, it is apple butter season, and I have 2 bushels of Macintosh apples that I have to peel and cook down! Would you be interested in a jar of apple butter?
I am doing rather well, considering everything life has been throwing at me! The main battle has been teenage hormones mixed with Asperger's Syndrome! AaaaaaHHHHHHH! Stop the madness!
Hope all is well with your family!
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Dear Clowns,
So, I'm on facebook today, and I clicked on the name of a friend of a friend (because we all have kids at the same school, etc).
Her (a 40 something mom) cover photo is a picture of her son in a line with 8 other members of the High School Marching band (an award winning band, by the way). I know at least two of the kids.
Every one of the 8 has their arms crossed and their hands in the so called "shocker" sign (two in the pink, one for the stink). I laughed so fucking hard.
I'm thinking, she's completely oblivious.
Here is what I'm wondering, is she completely oblivious and hence, when I pick her up I shouldn't try that move.
Or, does she know exactly what it means and this one is a definite "MILF?"
Signed,
Using Facebook to find freaky Mom's
So, I'm on facebook today, and I clicked on the name of a friend of a friend (because we all have kids at the same school, etc).
Her (a 40 something mom) cover photo is a picture of her son in a line with 8 other members of the High School Marching band (an award winning band, by the way). I know at least two of the kids.
Every one of the 8 has their arms crossed and their hands in the so called "shocker" sign (two in the pink, one for the stink). I laughed so fucking hard.
I'm thinking, she's completely oblivious.
Here is what I'm wondering, is she completely oblivious and hence, when I pick her up I shouldn't try that move.
Or, does she know exactly what it means and this one is a definite "MILF?"
Signed,
Using Facebook to find freaky Mom's
IhateClowns
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Thanks BK things are on the up and up. I will be waiting patiently for your bush to be headed my way
IhateClowns
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Dear Facebook troller,
She knows what she is doing. Just spit ony and shove it up her ass. If she freaks out then finish on her backside, clean off the blood and tell her t that if she says anything you will tell ask the kids in the picture that she likes it in the heiny. Either way you win.
Good Luck
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He is on lit but doesn't post. He just lurks and sends random cock shots. Just keep watching your will see his prrsidential seal soon enough. I am not aloud to divulge his username because I haven't done my taxes in 6 years and don't need to piss him off in any way.
Suz_anne
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*sigh* How about Joe Biden? Is he still "PlzRamItUpMyButt69"?
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No he is InOralOffice.
LusterMunky
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Dear Clowns.
I really have the hawtz for SuzAnne but mostly she seems to follow you around like a love stricken puppy. So should I smack you upside your head or just buy her shoes?
- Puzzled Munky
I really have the hawtz for SuzAnne but mostly she seems to follow you around like a love stricken puppy. So should I smack you upside your head or just buy her shoes?
- Puzzled Munky
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Dear Puzzled,
Rumor is Suzanne has a penis. Not sure she is following me around. She has her own thread to hang out in. Good luck trying to find size 14 heels.
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Dear Clowns,
Thank you for your prompt reply and insight.
Now that I know SuzAnne has a penis I might back off a bit. Or just buy her really big shoes. I'm so confused. Should I trust my heart and just go to Nordstoms and load up on Big Feet Fuck Me Four Inch Heels, or should I dump her like a load of hot coal.
- Totally Flummoxed
Suz_anne
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clearlight30
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Dear Clowns
Should I take your above advice lakes with all Milf's I meet, or just the ones that post on facebook.
Signed,
Confused Action-taking Lister
Should I take your above advice lakes with all Milf's I meet, or just the ones that post on facebook.
Signed,
Confused Action-taking Lister
JennyNo1
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Dear Clowns,
I will be fitting Wings & the Perky One for special PSPE* momentarily.
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*Pumpkin Spice Protective Equipment
Dearest NumeroUno.
Please make sure it is the proper equipment. Don't wanna get that mess on me...might turn into a pumpkin pie.
Grateful Pumpkin Spice Hater Drinking a Plain Latte.
IhateClowns
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Sorry for the delayed response. I accidentally deleted my subscription to my own thread.
Dear flavor saver,
Yes. Flavored anything and everything is taking over. Raising prices 2 fold because someone has to have vanilla in their soda instead of just drinking it as it was made to be drank. What's the point really? What is the joy of paying $5 for a cup of coffee that if you didn't have tonadd all the extra bullshit would have costed you $1 at most.
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Dear Kitty,
You might not like pumpkin spice but I am sure there is some spice you like. So you are just at fault. Look in the mirror young lady. Just drink water.
Problem solved.
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Dear confused,
Just go on match.com. That place is not a dating site. It is a glorified hook up site. That way you can sift through potential milfs until you find the right one that wants to "date" If that doesn't work try Craigslist. It is safe and secure or so I have heard.
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Thank you for handling this situation with force.
