Dear Clowns

[IhateClowns]

Turkeys don't have combs! You're thinking of a cock!

No usually we are thinking of vaginas

 

[BluKitten]

No usually we are thinking of vaginas

Oh! Then it must have been ME thinking of cocks! Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[IhateClowns]

Oh! Then it must have been ME thinking of cocks! Thanks for clearing that up.

It's ok. I am here to help. Not all guys think of vaginas though. There are quite a fw that join you women in thinking of cocks as well.

 

[BluKitten]

Dear Clowns,

I can't decide which to watch either Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels OR Rock N Rolla. Can you help me?

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

I can't decide which to watch either Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels OR Rock N Rolla. Can you help me?

I wasn't aware the mailbag was full and by full I mean I got a new queston for the first time in a month. So now I have missed it. Well damn. Always choose Lock, Stock. Great movie. Well unless you are paying to see it, then just stick with The Voice.

 

[BluKitten]

I wasn't aware the mailbag was full and by full I mean I got a new queston for the first time in a month. So now I have missed it. Well damn. Always choose Lock, Stock. Great movie. Well unless you are paying to see it, then just stick with The Voice.

Too late! Went with the other Guy Ritchie movie, Rock N Rolla! Watched Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels the next night!

 

[Wife of Bath]

Dear Clowns,

Is your money on Sarah Simmons or Judith Hill?

MYW

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

Is your money on Sarah Simmons or Judith Hill?

MYW

I actually had my money on GoldenSense and he didn't even place at the derby. I was pissed.

 

[annanova]

Dear Clowns,
How is pending fatherhood treating you?
anna

 

[Wife of Bath]

I actually had my money on GoldenSense and he didn't even place at the derby. I was pissed.

Psh. This guy. As if. Like you don't know any horse trainers to ask or something

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Clowns,

Have you seen the secrets thread? Damn, bro.

~me

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

Have you seen the secrets thread? Damn, bro.

~me

Yeah I did. Some sad sick people on this board. To out someone because they were not trustworthy to you while being untrustworthy to their wife, on an erotic website none the less is just pathetic. No matter what was said or done. I think ti is made up personally but then again there are quite a few folks on here that are so miserable they are only happy when they make others just as miserable as them.

 

[availableslave2u]

dear clowns~
my pussy has been very demanding lately. she always wants to be pet and played with. i try to tell her that i can't play with her all day, that i have real work to get done, but she just starts purring and i just can't say no. do you have any advice?
signed,
demanding pussy owner

 

[BluKitten]

When I saw this I thought of you! I don't know why.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/942419_620954014599762_560931618_n.jpg

 

[IhateClowns]

dear clowns~
my pussy has been very demanding lately. she always wants to be pet and played with. i try to tell her that i can't play with her all day, that i have real work to get done, but she just starts purring and i just can't say no. do you have any advice?
signed,
demanding pussy owner

Dear demanding pussy owner,

A demanding pussy will not only take control of you life but control of the lives aroun you as well. Especially when the pussy get injured and bleeds a bit. My suggestion is to try and over feed it. Shove as many things into its pie hole as you can. Feed the beast and pray it doesn't turn into A Little Shop of Horrors situation. If that happens talk to Chaz Bono.

 

[IhateClowns]

When I saw this I thought of you! I don't know why.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/942419_620954014599762_560931618_n.jpg

See now I completely see the opposite. Men can hit three pointers, shoot a bullseye from a 100 yards, drain a putt from 20 feet and hit a bullseye with a dart, yet we cannot make a quarter inch stream go into just the toilet. No it has to hit the lid, the walls and our feet. Throw in jut after having sex and you might as well I to the bathroom with a rag and a bottle of Oxy Clean.

 

[IhateClowns]

I was asked if my office is still open. I told her I have fixed everyone's dilemmas. Apparently there are still fucked up folks on here. So I guess this door will always stay open.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Bumping an oldie but a goodie. Where for art thou clown boy?

 

[IhateClowns]

Bumping an oldie but a goodie. Where for art thou clown boy?

Dear wondering,

That damn thing called real life has gotten in the way. Add in a baby who seems to depend on me has not allowed me to be here as much. Never knew how important sleep was until the past 5 months. I have aged 22 years since June.

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear wondering,

That damn thing called real life has gotten in the way. Add in a baby who seems to depend on me has not allowed me to be here as much. Never knew how important sleep was until the past 5 months. I have aged 22 years since June.

Good to see you anyway, sweetie. Keep those priorities straight!

 

[IhateClowns]

Good to see you anyway, sweetie. Keep those priorities straight!

You as well hon. Doing my absolute best

 

[Wife of Bath]

Dear Clowns,

I'm sick. Make me laugh.

Love

MYW

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

I'm sick. Make me laugh.

Love

MYW

Dear sicko,

First off stop stalking me. Secondly when I want to laugh I simply think of Billy Dee Williams in a French halter top stained t-shirt. Gets me every time.

Signed,

Hope you are smiling.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Dear sicko,

First off stop stalking me. Secondly when I want to laugh I simply think of Billy Dee Williams in a French halter top stained t-shirt. Gets me every time.

Signed,

Hope you are smiling.

1. Never
2. Yes that led to a smile/hacking cough. THANKS

 

[IhateClowns]

1. Never
2. Yes that led to a smile/hacking cough. THANKS

Good. Glad I could help.