Dear Clowns

[Wife of Bath]

I do a good job keeping him warm.

 

[IhateClowns]

I do a good job keeping him warm.

Extra blanket?

 

[Wife of Bath]

Actually I did buy him a beautiful blanket as one of his birthday presents. Fur and velvet.

 

[IhateClowns]

Actually I did buy him a beautiful blanket as one of his birthday presents. Fur and velvet.

I am not too fond of a woman having too much hair down there.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I agree, I significantly prefer to be well-groomed.

 

[IhateClowns]

I agree, I significantly prefer to be well-groomed.

Your choice or the BF's?

 

[Wife of Bath]

Mine, definitely. It makes me feel much sexier to be tidy.

 

[IhateClowns]

Mine, definitely. It makes me feel much sexier to be tidy.

By tidy you mean upper lip and armpits?

 

[Wife of Bath]

Lol....this line of questioning seems to have gotten away from me.

How about a rousing game of jenga?

 

[IhateClowns]

Lol....this line of questioning seems to have gotten away from me.

How about a rousing game of jenga?

Sure. So you wanna take something out of one slot and put it into another? Sounds fun.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I like games that don't require laborious set up.

 

[IhateClowns]

I like games that don't require laborious set up.

???????? Jenga? Isn't that the one where you have like 20 rows of a tower to set up before each game???

 

[Wife of Bath]

I remember it as the game that you take out of the box already stacked.

 

[IhateClowns]

I remember it as the game that you take out of the box already stacked.

Ohhh so we just play one game? That is a long way for me to go for just one game.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I also make great pancakes.

 

[IhateClowns]

I also make great pancakes.

By pancakes you mean? Oh pancakes!!! I am a French Toast kind of guy though.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Don't worry. I am great at frenching toast.

 

[IhateClowns]

Don't worry. I am great at frenching toast.

Nice. I add a little orange juice and cinnamon to mine. They are delicious. What makes your frenchig toast so good?

 

[Wife of Bath]

I like to add some pastry cream and strawberries. Delicious.

 

[IhateClowns]

I like to add some pastry cream and strawberries. Delicious.

Sounds lovely. How do I get some of your french toast?

 

[Wife of Bath]

I don't French toast for just anyone.

 

[IhateClowns]

I don't French toast for just anyone.

Hmmmmm I have some rolled pennies laying around here somewhere.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Wow, the flattery is just overwhelming.

 

[IhateClowns]

Wow, the flattery is just overwhelming.

Quarters? You said you were cold. I figured you would want something thinner.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Yes, so many women are known to say thinner is better.