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Dear Clowns

FakeaSmile said:
Dear Clowns can you explain this:

Who or what is Tuiasosopo?

Thanking you kindly :D
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A Tuiasosopo is a Catfish. He is the fella that pretended to be a woman for 3 years in order to get a Heisman Trophey finalist to fall in love with him. I think there are quite a few Tuiasosopos around these parts.

In other words they are so ashamed of who they are in real life they come on the internet and pretend to be someone they aren't no matter how much they hurt others in the process.
 
Dear Clowns,

What's the news in impending fatherhood? Hope your wife is feeling better and you're doing well.

Sincerely,
LV

(Minnie went on sabatical)
 
Dear Clown,

I'd like to know why this thread isn't syndicated yet. The true depth of knowledge you display has taught me how to truly understand how pathetic I am. You're a prophet. It's either that or I"m so bored I had to find another thread to wander through. And I think we all need your advice on how to properly celebrate Valentine's Day. What do men and woman want for this holiday?


Thanks,
Luv.
 
LadyVer said:
Dear Clowns,

What's the news in impending fatherhood? Hope your wife is feeling better and you're doing well.

Sincerely,
LV

(Minnie went on sabatical)
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BradBigBrain said:
^^^^^^

What she asked. :D
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I feel like a little dog. In that I get so excited and then nervous and then excited that I pee a little each time. So far everything is right on time. We are having a boy. Thank God. I only have 1 penis to worry about. So with prayers and some voodoo magic everything will keep staying healthy.
 
luvthedesserts said:
Dear Clown,

I'd like to know why this thread isn't syndicated yet. The true depth of knowledge you display has taught me how to truly understand how pathetic I am. You're a prophet. It's either that or I"m so bored I had to find another thread to wander through. And I think we all need your advice on how to properly celebrate Valentine's Day. What do men and woman want for this holiday?


Thanks,
Luv.
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Oh wow. See I don't celebrate Valentine's day in my household. Well I don't but she does so I just play along. My day is March 14th, which is Steak and Blowjob day. So I play along on her holiday so i can get to mine. It realy is simple what men and women want for this holiday. Women want to be told and made to feel they are loved and anted while guys hope that their last minute gift was good enought to get them laid that night.
 
IhateClowns said:
Oh wow. See I don't celebrate Valentine's day in my household. Well I don't but she does so I just play along. My day is March 14th, which is Steak and Blowjob day. So I play along on her holiday so i can get to mine. It realy is simple what men and women want for this holiday. Women want to be told and made to feel they are loved and anted while guys hope that their last minute gift was good enought to get them laid that night.
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You're a sage. I must say, the advice was illuminating. Of course, it was four days too late and I'm single now. The swelling in my bean bags hasn't gone down yet, so the lack of a girlfriend really hasn't sunk in yet. Not as far as her shin did, at least. Never date a girl who had a full ride scholarship in soccer. That's the lesson I took away from all of this. I guess now my only question is, will the blueness ever fade from my acorns?

Thanks a bunch,

Luvs.
 
Corbal said:
I think I should put an avi up. Send me a pic of your bewbs? Lol
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Dear Clowns:

Could you please let Ms. Fuckawesome know that my tits are old news around here? Thanks, daddy-2-B!

Sincerely,

Can't Keep My Girls In a Shirt:kiss:
 
Ellafun said:
Dear Clowns:

Could you please let Ms. Fuckawesome know that my tits are old news around here? Thanks, daddy-2-B!

Sincerely,

Can't Keep My Girls In a Shirt:kiss:
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Dear tit flasher,


All she has to do is look at the PG men's bathroom stalls. They are proudly displayed.

Signed,

Can't piss straight because my mind is elsewhere
 
a brief return...

Dear IHateClowns,
Congrats on all of your good fortunes... May the positive energy that you are recieving bless all who are willing (or somesuch well-wishing- you know I mean well)
Being such a well respected and well known vehicle of Wisdom, I thought that sharing some of the wisdom I have gathered from my hiatus on your thread would be the best way to share it (this wisdom) with everyone.

In my travels, I have learned that using chocolate pudding as lube for anal sex is not a good idea. The tales of horror surrounding how I learned this asound me still. I assure you, I learned this second-hand... I was never foolish enough to attempt, and now I never will be.

I have also learned that it is a very smart thing to do to shave "downstairs" when your orally-pleasing partner wears braces. The story practically writes itself, so I will not repeat this tale either.

I am a fan of your wisdom & wittisicm, and I appreciate sharing mine with you and your audience

Sincerely yours,

Walks Strange Roads
 
Dear Clowns,
I have found myself in need of advice. I like girls. I also sometimes like guys. How do I spend the occasional night out with a guy and not give him the impression that I want flowers sent to me or have him think I am wanting more than I am? I like to run with fun people and sometimes that includes dudes. When the conversation gets around to ex's and the like, I too often get labeled a man hater if I tell them I usually don't go for men. Where is the in between?
 
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