Dear Clowns

[L8tnIt]

offering to help, since you are recovering... kick my @$$ later for stepping on toes

dear clowns,
i'm seriously not happy. got a good joke?
signed,
looking for a laugh

A Cabin Boy is getting 'restless' and 'anxious' for having been at sea for 4 months and having not even seen a female the entire time. He goes to the First Mate & asks, "When a Man has to "relieve tensions" from being out at sea for so long, what is he to do?"
The First Mate pulls Cabin Boy to the side and explains, "You take your Peg and shove it in the hole in the barrel behind the cannonballs, Got it?"
"Are you going mad?", Cabin Boy responded. "Suit yerself", answered the First Mate. "We won't make port for another 2 months."
After a month of growing even more frustrated, Cabin Boy gives in. At midnight, he stuck his Peg into the hole of the barrel that the First Mate pointed out. After 3 minutes, Cabin Boy felt soooool much better.
The next day, Cabin Boy told the First Mate of what he did. Then, the Cabin Boy asked, "What does happen when you stick your Peg into the barrel?"
First Mate grinned as he said, " Find out next week... It'll be your turn in the barrel!"

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Clowns,

What's going on in college football? Some of the scores look like basketball scores.

Does no-one play defense any more. Baylor put 63 points on the board yesterday and lost by a touchdown. Sheesh.

Help me,
A traditionalist

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Clownie..........

Are you well enough to be in Dallas this Saturday at 11 am????????????

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clownie..........

Are you well enough to be in Dallas this Saturday at 11 am????????????

Hey there,

I sold my two tickets for $300. I have another procedure tomorrow at 9am. I just didn't think i would be well enough in time to go.

Are you heading there?

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

What's going on in college football? Some of the scores look like basketball scores.

Does no-one play defense any more. Baylor put 63 points on the board yesterday and lost by a touchdown. Sheesh.

Help me,
A traditionalist

Dear Traditionalist,

Not in the Big 12 we don't. If you like that defensive stuff check out the Big east or the Big 10. Those folks are awesome at the 3 and outs.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Hey there,

I sold my two tickets for $300. I have another procedure tomorrow at 9am. I just didn't think i would be well enough in time to go.

Are you heading there?

Yes, Mom, Dad, me, bff, her bf, and my Austin asshole almost boyfriend....lmao

 

[IhateClowns]

Yes, Mom, Dad, me, bff, her bf, and my Austin asshole almost boyfriend....lmao

What kind of seats? Should be a very good game

 

[Pinktacokitty]

What kind of seats? Should be a very good game

All I know they are on the Texas end section 109...... prolly close to end zone.......

 

[IhateClowns]

All I know they are on the Texas end section 109...... prolly close to end zone.......

Sounds like good seats. Hopefully the rain stays away. I will certainly be watching it. We will not be watching it together. We have yet to watch the game together and I dont care if I am on my death bed, she can leave me alone for a few hours to watch it in peace.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Sounds like good seats. Hopefully the rain stays away. I will certainly be watching it. We will not be watching it together. We have yet to watch the game together and I dont care if I am on my death bed, she can leave me alone for a few hours to watch it in peace.

I am 100000000% convinced we have a chance this year unlike the last two......

 

[IhateClowns]

I am 100000000% convinced we have a chance this year unlike the last two......

I agree. We have an offense this year. Our defense just needs to wake up a bit

 

[Pinktacokitty]

I agree. We have an offense this year. Our defense just needs to wake up a bit

I left DKR last week pissed at the lack of D........

 

[IhateClowns]

I left DKR last week pissed at the lack of D........

Yeah they were lauded as being so good this year and they are one of the worst in the big 12. Hopefully they step up this weekend.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Yeah they were lauded as being so good this year and they are one of the worst in the big 12. Hopefully they step up this weekend.

Hope so trying to outscore teams does not seem to work......At least if we do lose there will be enough fried food to drown the loss in.......Cant wait for a Fletchers Corny Dog and a Funnel cake........YUMMY

 

[IhateClowns]

Hope so trying to outscore teams does not seem to work......At least if we do lose there will be enough fried food to drown the loss in.......Cant wait for a Fletchers Corny Dog and a Funnel cake........YUMMY

I never eat the fair food. Or at least very seldom. Honestly we get out of there as soon as possible. Hit the local bars and try to stay out of fights.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

I never eat the fair food. Or at least very seldom. Honestly we get out of there as soon as possible. Hit the local bars and try to stay out of fights.

We will all spend some time at the fair, they have to or I will stomp my feet like a child..........I love the fair.....hopefully there will be a stream of red going north really fast......

 

[IhateClowns]

We will all spend some time at the fair, they have to or I will stomp my feet like a child..........I love the fair.....hopefully there will be a stream of red going north really fast......

Will be a nice change if that happens. Been a while since our house divided flag has been flown with UT on top

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Will be a nice change if that happens. Been a while since our house divided flag has been flown with UT on top

I hope ya get to.........

Have you watched The Legends show on LHN. Has Rickey, Vince, and Colt talking about the Heisman's won and lost, and the NC games won and lost.....During their eras.........Rickey Williams is kind of a flake........very free spirit.........

 

[IhateClowns]

I hope ya get to.........

Have you watched The Legends show on LHN. Has Rickey, Vince, and Colt talking about the Heisman's won and lost, and the NC games won and lost.....During their eras.........Rickey Williams is kind of a flake........very free spirit.........

He is flighty to say the least. He mean well though and has come a long way.

Yeah I have watched some of them. I watche the 2006 championship game the other day. Vince was such a stud.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

He is flighty to say the least. He mean well though and has come a long way.

Yeah I have watched some of them. I watche the 2006 championship game the other day. Vince was such a stud.

And now he is out of work, but I hear he has done well with his money, so he has more than most of us to fall back on.......

 

[IhateClowns]

And now he is out of work, but I hear he has done well with his money, so he has more than most of us to fall back on.......

He better have. He just lost it mentally

 

[Pinktacokitty]

He better have. He just lost it mentally

All the reports of him being broke kind of tickle me, what people that have millions say is broke is financially secure to most of the people in the USA......He will probably get picked up again for a 2 million dollar contract at some point and be broker than all of us......

 

[IhateClowns]

All the reports of him being broke kind of tickle me, what people that have millions say is broke is financially secure to most of the people in the USA......He will probably get picked up again for a 2 million dollar contract at some point and be broker than all of us......

Yeah. He will survive as long as he adjusts his lifestyle to what he is making. Hell we all live way beyond our means. Lol

 

[NymphMyosotis]

Hello there Clowns! Thank you for stopping by my thread yesterday.

How are you feeling? Are you eating well? Liking your water??

 

[IhateClowns]

Hello there Clowns! Thank you for stopping by my thread yesterday.

How are you feeling? Are you eating well? Liking your water??

Dear Nymph,

You are welcome. I am hanging in there. Drinking a ton of water. Just tired and having to deal with constant pain gets so old. On a scale of 1-10 I am on a 6 90% of the time and the other 10% is an 8 or 9.

It is manageable just debilitating and exhausting.