Dear Clowns

[IhateClowns]

Thank you Mr. Clown Hater for the incredibly complete rundown on every possible scenario......

I think the best possible answer for me is to punt all of that and just date myself!!!

Would be a lot easier and you will always get to see the movie that you want to see....

 

[clearlight30]

Thank you Mr. Clown Hater for the incredibly complete rundown on every possible scenario......

I think the best possible answer for me is to punt all of that and just date myself!!!

well i would pay to see that!!

 

[Honey123]

Dear Clown H8tr

Sometimes I wonder

 

[julybaby04]

Would be a lot easier and you will always get to see the movie that you want to see....

....so very true!

well i would pay to see that!!

...hmm....now just where did I put that list?

 

[clearlight30]

....so very true!



...hmm....now just where did I put that list?

see your saturday night is "filling up"

 

[julybaby04]

see your saturday night is "filling up"

...lol....that list will have to wait until I can pay for a date!...

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clown H8tr

Sometimes I wonder

Funny I wonder as well...hmmmmm Coincidence?

 

[julybaby04]

Dear Clown Hater.....

Why do men hate to talk on the phone?

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clown Hater.....

Why do men hate to talk on the phone?

Dear phone talker,

Simply put we don't have much to say. Women want to babble on and on about what is going on with their day. Their kids. Their lives. We don't much care for any of that. We don't feel the need to share our day with anyone. We would rather you make out with us. Give us a blow job or quietly watch teh game with us. Talking on the phone doesn't really accomplish anything unless it is to tell us what is for dinner or that you had a good time the other night.

Talk on the phone to our girlfriends. Don't bother calling the fellas to explain how that feminine itch you have just don't go away. We don't like to hear about how your mother is driving you crazy because without realizing it you are doing the same thing she is doing to us. There are much better things to be doing then talking on the phone unless it is phone sex. Then we will stay on the phone with you all day if you like.

I think the better question is why do women like to talk on the phone.....

 

[LusterMunky]

I think the better question is why do women like to talk on the phone.....

"Freud said he didn't know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to. What do they want to talk about? They want to talk about everything. What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish people wouldn't get so mad at them."

~ Kurt Vonnegut

 

[julybaby04]

Dear phone talker,

Simply put we don't have much to say. Women want to babble on and on about what is going on with their day. Their kids. Their lives. We don't much care for any of that. We don't feel the need to share our day with anyone. We would rather you make out with us. Give us a blow job or quietly watch teh game with us. Talking on the phone doesn't really accomplish anything unless it is to tell us what is for dinner or that you had a good time the other night.

Talk on the phone to our girlfriends. Don't bother calling the fellas to explain how that feminine itch you have just don't go away. We don't like to hear about how your mother is driving you crazy because without realizing it you are doing the same thing she is doing to us. There are much better things to be doing then talking on the phone unless it is phone sex. Then we will stay on the phone with you all day if you like.

I think the better question is why do women like to talk on the phone.....

Oh Dearest Clown Disliker......

I did not mean to hit a nerve like that!!! Sooooo Sorry!

To answer your question, I think women like to talk to keep their mouths in good working order..... just a thought. So perhaps the next time you have a girl on the phone, think of it as exercise!....

 

[IhateClowns]

Oh Dearest Clown Disliker......

I did not mean to hit a nerve like that!!! Sooooo Sorry!

To answer your question, I think women like to talk to keep their mouths in good working order..... just a thought. So perhaps the next time you have a girl on the phone, think of it as exercise!....

Didn't touch a nerbve with me I enjoy a good conversation. I was speaking for the masses

 

[ivantheterrible]

don't know about other men, but i hate talking to a disembodied voice.

the voices, please make them stop. i've cleaned the guns 100 times already..........................sniff sniff...................

 

[julybaby04]

Didn't touch a nerbve with me I enjoy a good conversation. I was speaking for the masses

remember...not conversation....exercise!

 

[ivantheterrible]

remember...not conversation....exercise!

pfffttt..............i can do that without talking. lay back, spread your legs and let me show you.

 

[IhateClowns]

remember...not conversation....exercise!

Thanks for the tip. That is my new mantra....

 

[Honey123]

Funny I wonder as well...hmmmmm Coincidence?

only if you are wondering what I am wondering that you may be wondering...

 

[IhateClowns]

only if you are wondering what I am wondering that you may be wondering...

If you are wondering about 3inches of sheer passion and a bruised cervix then we are not on the same page after all....*sigh*

 

[Guest]

Dear Clowns

I'm thinking of not seeing a guy anymore, not for sexual purposes, not for anything, but I'm wondering if It would be too bitchy of me to cut him off after my birthday. I like presents. I like balloons too.

 

[LusterMunky]

Dear Clowns

I'm thinking of not seeing a guy anymore, not for sexual purposes, not for anything, but I'm wondering if It would be too bitchy of me to cut him off after my birthday. I like presents. I like balloons too.

Bitchy will just turn him on more. Then he'll want more sex, which, let's face it, is the only reason you were tramping around with the goober in the first place. But I recommend you hang in there for the gifts. String him along til Christmas, when he might give you a balloon festooned Hunky Boy.

 

[Guest]

Bitchy will just turn him on more. Then he'll want more sex, which, let's face it, is the only reason you were tramping around with the goober in the first place. But I recommend you hang in there for the gifts. String him along til Christmas, when he might give you a balloon festooned Hunky Boy.

best advice ever.

Here's a cookie

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[LusterMunky]

best advice ever.

I agree. My best advice ever here.

Thank you for the cookie. Is there a reason it is so gooey?

 

[Guest]

I agree. My best advice ever here.

Thank you for the cookie. Is there a reason it is so gooey?

Gooey is awesome, never question the gooeyness. It is chocolate goodness.

 

[LusterMunky]

Gooey is awesome, never question the gooeyness. It is chocolate goodness.

As someone who hates Clowns, but is one (the whole self-loathing thing) . . . let's get gooey.

 

[Guest]

As someone who hates Clowns, but is one (the whole self-loathing thing) . . . let's get gooey.

And naked, with chocolate.


I think we're getting completely off topic here