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Dear Clowns

msmaggie said:
Dear clowns,

It's been almost a month since you posted here. Where will we get our answers if you're not here?

Signed

Missing your Smile
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Sorry dear had some personal matters to sort out and get through. I am back now to answer all of your important questions :)
 
llidar said:
When I saw your name I thought the thread was going to be about people who hate clowns. I'm one of them, they frighten me, present company excluded of course.

Maybe he/she got syndicated since he/she can speak so well on a plethora of topics and he/she no longer has time to visit LIT. What other possible reason could he/she have for not being here? HMMM, maybe you all have another reason since you all have been conversing with him/her.
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Yeah I got syndicated by the my Home Owner Associations monthly magazine. It lasted only one month because I told Ms. Jones down the street that if her dog keeps shitting in my yard I am going to kick it in the liver next time.

Apparently Mrs. Jones didn't like that commentary and filed a complaint. Now I am jobless but at least I got some satisfaction when the old bag tripped over her mutt and cracked her head on the sidewalk in front of my house. Too bad she didn't fall into the steamer her cute little pooch left next to my mailbox.
 
Dear Clowns,

What the hell does 42 have to do with anything with the meaning of life? *goes off muttering about friggin machines that give answers without knowing questions*
 
Dear Clowns,

I live in FLA and with #2 getting upset last night, and it's looking suspiciously like the NCAA college football champeenship is going to be Alabama against LSU, how much does the rest of the country loathe the SEC? Do you think I'm the only one who lives in the SEC region that does?

~ wasting away again in SECville
 
Clowns,

When is the next scavenger hunt? Or has this been asked a million times? I'm not reading back through the entire thread to see if it has, cause, frankly reading a dude's thread trips my ghey-o-meter's lower thresholds.


Not that there's anything wrong with it.




Or should I offer to start the next one?
 
sombrablanca said:
Dear Clowns,

What the hell does 42 have to do with anything with the meaning of life? *goes off muttering about friggin machines that give answers without knowing questions*
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You don't know what 42 means? Wow I thought everyone understood the meaning of 42. It is the key to the meaning of life. Think about it. What does 42 mean? When you think of 42 what do you think of? Try not to think of it as a number, but as a realm of consciousness that can only be heard by a bat's ear drum and smelled by a drug dog. It can only be felt by those that are filled with the power of donut holes.

I am sure you have figured it out now because it is so clear. It is right there in front of you. In front of all of us. If you still can't see it then here is a hint:

Go through all of the New York Time's cross word puzzles from this year and wrote down the answers for 42 down and 42 across. Then take the 3rd letter fr each answer, divide them by 2 and add a curl on top of it. There will be your answer.

The official meaning of life.
 
BradBigBrain said:
Dear Clowns,

I live in FLA and with #2 getting upset last night, and it's looking suspiciously like the NCAA college football champeenship is going to be Alabama against LSU, how much does the rest of the country loathe the SEC? Do you think I'm the only one who lives in the SEC region that does?

~ wasting away again in SECville
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They say that the Devil went down to Georgia but I personally think he resides in Tuscaloosa. Saban is just too fucking close to Satan. I think he is hiding in plain sight.
 
Chaingun said:
Clowns,

When is the next scavenger hunt? Or has this been asked a million times? I'm not reading back through the entire thread to see if it has, cause, frankly reading a dude's thread trips my ghey-o-meter's lower thresholds.


Not that there's anything wrong with it.




Or should I offer to start the next one?
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I will beige then happy to put another one together if you guy want one. I didn't think you would want one so soon.
 
Happy Thanksgiving Dude

I'm thankful for your sense of humor.

Oh, and the fact that you seem to send the women flocking to my sensitive sailor persona...;)
 
lakesailer_mi said:
Happy Thanksgiving Dude

I'm thankful for your sense of humor.

Oh, and the fact that you seem to send the women flocking to my sensitive sailor persona...;)
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I am a giver LS. Wether it is compliments, nudges, invitations or STD's I am all about the giving.

Just how I was raised my friend.
 
Dear clowns,

I found me a red onsie but I'm thinking I can't do it justice the way you do. Should I pass and just get the red teddy and a blanket?
 
msmaggie said:
Dear clowns,

I found me a red onsie but I'm thinking I can't do it justice the way you do. Should I pass and just get the red teddy and a blanket?
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I am thinking the red teddy would be a better fit for you. Only because the image of you with a fella getting hot and heavy and then him having to peel a onesie off of you, getting the zipper stuck and just having to drop the butt flap and sticking it up your heiney. Hmmmmm maybe a onesie isn't that bad of an idea.
 
Dear Clownman,

Have you seen the skanky Iloveclowns lately? She's been missed.

Aqua
 
Aquagal said:
Dear Clownman,

Have you seen the skanky Iloveclowns lately? She's been missed.

Aqua
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I am sorry I haven't been around over the past year. You see I saw the light with a certain Litster here. He swept me off my feet. The way he speaks to women on here I just couldn't resist myself. I had to experience it for myself.

Not only is that rippling AV one of the hottest on the boards, but his mind is what really turns me on. I recently to a trip with him. Working with those children for the past year was an amazing experience. The fact that we donated a cup of coffee to Sally Struthers and adopted little Nub Nub has been the greatest year ever. By sitting on our bean bag chair and clicking the mouse on Nub Nub's profile and watching his growth over the past year.

Thank you for asking about me though. There are so many sweet generous folks on the PG starting with my man. The man with the golden 6-pack and sexy mind.

God Bless you and Sally Struthers
 
IloveClowns said:
I am sorry I haven't been around over the past year. You see I saw the light with a certain Litster here. He swept me off my feet. The way he speaks to women on here I just couldn't resist myself. I had to experience it for myself.

Not only is that rippling AV one of the hottest on the boards, but his mind is what really turns me on. I recently to a trip with him. Working with those children for the past year was an amazing experience. The fact that we donated a cup of coffee to Sally Struthers and adopted little Nub Nub has been the greatest year ever. By sitting on our bean bag chair and clicking the mouse on Nub Nub's profile and watching his growth over the past year.

Thank you for asking about me though. There are so many sweet generous folks on the PG starting with my man. The man with the golden 6-pack and sexy mind.

God Bless you and Sally Struthers
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I hope you're seeing to it that Nub Nub has a great Christmas.
 
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