Dean of Sexual Knowledge

[daughter]

You've been appointed Dean of Sexual Knowledge. Your primary responsibility is to impart (5) essential skills for pleasuring your partner. The male dean is in charge of an all female student body and the female dean is in charge of an all male student body.


These are purely physical skills. What would you teach?

Thanks.

Peace,

daughter

 

[alltherage]

I would first teach myself how to get at least one hour from the male dean with the female student body. Fair is fair. There may be a bi-sexual or two in the female student body.

I would teach,

1)free exploration. To never assume that you know what to do to please a partner based on a previous partner.

2) communication or if you don't ask you will never know what to give or recieve what you want

3) touch. the variations on this topic are innumerale

4) letting go. or fearless release

5) leave your guilt outside the door. or trust. remember there is no same in being satisfied.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I have no clue what I would teach. I think I'd need the class first.

Confedince would be the first thing I admit I need to learn this myself but I think it's the most important.

as for the other 4 I don't know.

But this was a good question.

 

[Camille]

Great question!

I would start with:

1. Penis 101 Men with larger dicks and how to use them effectively

2. Kissing 101 Why too much salivia is a bad thing.

3. Penis 102 Men with smaller dicks GET OVER IT!

4. Oral 101 see #2 is a good thing

5. Bedroom etiquette. Farting is not a turn on

My school has a relaxed curriculum

Cam

 

[MissTaken]

Five subject areas:

TBA

 

[Pokerman]

MissTaken is teaching a class for homosexuals?

 

[MissTaken]

Ooop...not enough coffe,,,,


where is that "edit" button?

 

[jinnysub]

I'd start each class period with the song

"I want a lover with a slow hand"...

 

[Pokerman]

LOL

Good thing I still had what you wrote in the cache..

Originally posted by MissTaken

Five subject areas:

1. Felatio 101: Effective use of your tongue. The use of rythm, speed and pressure.

2. Felatio 201: Advanced curriculum. Effective use of your mouth on the scrotum.

3. Felatio 301: Pleasurable alternatives to spitting.

4. Senior Seminar: Kegel excercises and other methods of physical control.

5. Foreplay 101: Kissing, touching and teasing. Four hour course with lab requirement!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

MissTaken is teaching a class for homosexuals?

had the same thought.

It's okay MissTaken.

 

[MissTaken]

LOL

Good thing I still had what you wrote in the cache..

Awww Pokerman!

You are nasty!!!!

Well, no not nasty, where is nasty?



So I get an F for not following directions?

 

[Pokerman]

Awww Pokerman!

You are nasty!!!!

Well, no not nasty, where is nasty?



So I get an F for not following directions?

LOL....well....I grade Pass/Fail and am a notoriosly easy....grader Though I could be open to some persuasion....

 

[MissTaken]

LOL....well....I grade Pass/Fail and am a notoriosly easy....grader Though I could be open to some persuasion....

Men!

You are so easy!

~leaving for a bit to develop my course schedule.

Do ya think you can meet all the core requirements?

 

[Pokerman]

Men!
You are so easy!

~leaving for a bit to develop my course schedule.

Do ya think you can meet all the core requirements?

HEEEYYYYY!!!!! We HAVE to be easy....when you women play hard to get, we better be quick to get hard when you finally DO say yes!

As far as core requirements....whats the prerequisite for this class? Personal examination by the dean herself?

 

[tonytuna1957]

daughter

1.communication
2.communication
3.communication
4.communication
5.communication

that one word sums it up................


The Breast Man.........FKATTM

PS........If you dont know ask

 

[MissTaken]

Five subject areas:

TBA

Core requirements:

~fully operational male anatomy or immediate access to sexual aides.
~openess of mind and willingness to communicate. (The definition of communication is the "sending and RECIEVING of messages!) Listen up, guys!
~a 1:1 pretest/assessment to be completed so as to better tailor the course to the student population.

Basic Five Skills:

1. Fucking: Your Cock can do more than Plunge and Retreat! Use of varied rythm, penetration (partial and full), and speed.

2. Kissing: How to kiss well and often.

3. The Art of Foreplay: Teasing and Touching and Talking

4. Creative cunningulus and Breast play: Toys, digital penetration, use of tongue, lips and teeth. A six hour lab requirement is part of the course syllabus.

5. The Art of Afterplay: We have climaxed, now what? Autmatic failure for snoozers.

Final exam: Individualized test of skills learned in the Professors office.

 

[daughter]

These are purely physical skills.

What? I lighten up; now everybody wants to be serious


Thanks.

Peace,

daughter

 

[MissTaken]

HEEEYYYYY!!!!! We HAVE to be easy....when you women play hard to get, we better be quick to get hard when you finally DO say yes!

As far as core requirements....whats the prerequisite for this class? Personal examination by the dean herself?

See above.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

MissTaken

what is digital penitration?

 

[Pokerman]

THINGS I WANT TO DO WITH MissTaken:

1. Fucking
2. Kissing
3. Teasing and Touching and Talking
4. Creative cunningulus and Breast play
5. Afterplay

Final exam: Individualized test of skills learned in the Professors office.

Where do I sign up?

 

[Pokerman]

MissTaken

what is digital penitration?

Digits: Fingers
Penetration:The art of insertion

Digital Penetration: Finger fucking...

 

[daughter]

Bravo, Miss Taken

Thanks! Seems you and Camille have read and followed the directions.

Let me get this right. Men are going to teach women about communicating? I suppose talking is physical on some level.

Remember: Female dean for males and male dean for women students.


Peace,

daughter

 

[MissTaken]

THINGS I WANT TO DO WITH MissTaken:









Where do I sign up?

Bring your check book! This college is Ivy League! (or nearly)


And I do like the sound of digital penetration better than finger fucking, especially in the context of my field of work.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Bravo, Miss Taken

Thanks! Seems you and Camille have read and followed the directions.

Let me get this right. Men are going to teach women about communicating? I suppose talking is physical on some level.

Remember: Female dean for males and male dean for women students.


Peace,

daughter

Thank you!

Does this mean that I can be the teacher's pet?

 

[Pokerman]

Bring your check book! This college is Ivy League! (or nearly)

Of course! Only the best get to call themselves Ivy League...that certainly fits here!

And I do like the sound of digital penetration better than finger fucking, especially in the context of my field of work.

Me either...but I figured he'd understand finger fucking, since he didn't 'get' digital penetration....

So who do I make this check out to?