Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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*Sits laughing silently, looking around for the keys. Checks under the visor - nope.*

Ladies, we might be waiting a while.
 
* grins and pulls a massive keyring out of my pocket*

Honestly, Animal. You'd forget your head if it weren't attached.

* tosses him the key, slings my pack of food, water, guns and condoms into the trunk and climbs in beside Playful*

Lets get going!
 
Animal might forget his head, Whip, but he won't ever forget the Katana....priorities, right?

*giggles at the gleeful kitty clapping and bouncing up and down.

What a group we are.
 
I needs to find me a tigger stand-in apparently.

lol! You're not into wearing, or you are into wearing???

The only other Tigger joke I could think of was:

Why is Tigger always dirty?
Cause he always plays with Pooh!
 
lol! You're not into wearing, or you are into wearing???

The only other Tigger joke I could think of was:

Why is Tigger always dirty?
Cause he always plays with Pooh!

See, and I was going to your original post about having the tigger in me.

Except I'm not a furry, (despite what some seem to think) so I'd have to find a stand-in. *laughs*
 
See, and I was going to your original post about having the tigger in me.

Except I'm not a furry, (despite what some seem to think) so I'd have to find a stand-in. *laughs*

Thank you for that visual. I have to go cleanse my brain now. Picturing the giant DisneyWorld character humping. I'm sure Dave can elaborate on that. If he ever comes back...

Wait, what??? I need a drink, I think.....
 
Thank you for that visual. I have to go cleanse my brain now. Picturing the giant DisneyWorld character humping. I'm sure Dave can elaborate on that. If he ever comes back...

Wait, what??? I need a drink, I think.....

*smiles sweetly, hands Ella a flask*:cool:
 
I have enjoyed watching and listening to you kids talking and playing while driving you around Plant City, but are we ever going to pick any of these strawberries? I want to make strawberry daiquiris tomorrow night.
 
I have enjoyed watching and listening to you kids talking and playing while driving you around Plant City, but are we ever going to pick any of these strawberries? I want to make strawberry daiquiris tomorrow night.

We're ready to pick them there berries whenever you wanna pull over, big guy!
 
Pick away. I'll watch the fields and woods while you get to stooping and gathering.

I'm good like that. Watching, I mean.
 
Pick away. I'll watch the fields and woods while you get to stooping and gathering.

I'm good like that. Watching, I mean.

Stooping and gathering. Oooookay. Is that bend at the waist, or a full knee-bend stoop? :cool:
 
Stooping and gathering. Oooookay. Is that bend at the waist, or a full knee-bend stoop? :cool:

Hmmm, you bend facing him, I'll bed facing away... so then we got both cleavage AND ass workin'. Mmmhmmm.... *snickers*

Did you bring anything to put the strawberries in, or are we going to have to get creative?

:eek:
 
Hmmm, you bend facing him, I'll bed facing away... so then we got both cleavage AND ass workin'. Mmmhmmm.... *snickers*

Did you bring anything to put the strawberries in, or are we going to have to get creative?

:eek:

*tosses a basket at giddypants*

Better get pickin' or we're gonna be in a real jam.

bwhahahaaaa!

WTH was in that flask???
 
Fill the back of the jeep with them.

We'll be fine. Animal would probably enjoy the stooping and bending too, you know.
 
*idly wondering what possessed me to go for the tight jeans rather than the short shorts*:rolleyes:

WTF got into me tonight?


*leaves that one open*:D
 
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