Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Pirates_Wench]

Thanks for saving me, P-Dub!

I'm feeling better already. And we missed you; glad you're back. And feel free to wander about nekkid! We don't need clothes here, we're all friends.

Come to the mess hall and dance with us. I found my old Prince CD's.

*fresh from the shower*

Well if I had known there was a dance party, I would have never asked for clothing. Nekkid is the ONLY way to dance!!!!!!

Now I just need someone to dance with.

 

[Chaingun]

Silly CG, tricks are for hookers.

But these aren't hookers; they're strippers.

*Swaying to the music provocatively *

Woot! I think the bobbing thing just got worse!

Now I just need someone to dance with.

Come on, this is a dance with everybody kind of party. Just don't step on my appendage, K?

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Come on, this is a dance with everybody kind of party. Just don't step on my appendage, K?

Never fear, I will not step on your foot.

 

[Chaingun]

Never fear, I will not step on your foot.

I'm wounded, tired, and burnt and you're making jokes.

 

[sereneone4u]

I'm wounded, tired, and burnt and you're making jokes.

Women

Can't live with us, Can't live without us

 

[Chaingun]

Women
Can't live without us, can't get away with sewing our lips shut

I feex.

 

[WhipLuvr]

I'm wounded, tired, and burnt and you're making jokes.

Awwww, poor you. Lie down and let me have a look.
* takes an arm and leads him to the bunkhouse*

 

[Pirates_Wench]

I'm wounded, tired, and burnt and you're making jokes.

And I carried your ass to the armored vehicle....so don't give me a sob story!


Now has anyone seen my friend?

 

[Chaingun]

Awwww, poor you. Lie down and let me have a look.
* takes an arm and leads him to the bunkhouse*

Um...ok. I've been looking forward to this...

And I carried your ass to the armored vehicle....so don't give me a sob story!

You will be rewarded in many ways.

Now has anyone seen my friend?

I'll take a look in the shower room on my way by.

 

[WhipLuvr]

Um...ok. I've been looking forward to this...



You will be rewarded in many ways.



I'll take a look in the shower room on my way by.

* lies him down on a convenient bunk and carefully unbottons his shirt*

Where does it hurt, then?

* cuts off his pants with scissors*

 

[Pirates_Wench]

I'll take a look in the shower room on my way by.

Please do as I do not intend to quit dancing at present.
At least until I find someone to take to bed with me.
Where are the men around here anyway?

 

[Chaingun]

Please do as I do not intend to quit dancing at present.
At least until I find someone to take to bed with me.
Where are the men around here anyway?

I sent them all topside for guard duty or out on patrol. Gotta keep this place safe for you ladies and me for our nocturnal shenanigans.

 

[Chaingun]

* lies him down on a convenient bunk and carefully unbottons his shirt*

Where does it hurt, then?

* cuts off his pants with scissors*

Everywhere.

*grins like an idiot making you believe I might have been delirious*

 

[Pirates_Wench]

I sent them all topside for guard duty or out on patrol. Gotta keep this place safe for you ladies and me for our nocturnal shenanigans.

Does that mean you think you can handle all of us women?
Especially when you are injured?
If it does, I will expect my reward after WhipLuvr is finished with you.

 

[Chaingun]

Does that mean you think you can handle all of us women?
Especially when you are injured?
If it does, I will expect my reward after WhipLuvr is finished with you.

I believe I can handle the challenge despite the injury. And why wait? She may welcome the company...as do I.


Damn, your friend must be taking one long ass shower. Or maybe she's discovered the shower massage Size 13 installed. He's got to be the best maintenance man ever.

 

[sereneone4u]

I feex.

I think sewing our mouths shut would be cutting off your nose to spite your face...

We do many wonderful things with our mouth, Sir.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

I believe I can handle the challenge despite the injury. And why wait? She may welcome the company...as do I.


Damn, your friend must be taking one long ass shower. Or maybe she's discovered the shower massage Size 13 installed. He's got to be the best maintenance man ever.

Yes that shower massage was wonderful!!!!

I believe I will I am sure we can have lots of fun with you even if you do pass out from the pain.

 

[Chaingun]

Yes that shower massage was wonderful!!!!

I believe I will I am sure we can have lots of fun with you even if you do pass out from the pain.

Grrrr. Bring it. I'm up for the challenge.

 

[WhipLuvr]

Everywhere.

*grins like an idiot making you believe I might have been delirious*

Hmmm...
* wraps you up in a wet cool towel and goes to fetch supplies..... and more pants*

 

[Chaingun]

Hmmm...
* wraps you up in a wet cool towel and goes to fetch supplies..... and more pants*

Eh, we're instituting a new policy here. When inside, wimmens go nekkid. Me too.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Grrrr. Bring it. I'm up for the challenge.

Hey WhipLuvr, here that?

He is up for the challenge.
Let's give him a run for his money!!!!

 

[Chaingun]

Make it or break it. I'm not afraid.

 

[WhipLuvr]

Eh, we're instituting a new policy here. When inside, wimmens go nekkid. Me too.

* comes back, removes the towel and begins rubbing burn cream on*

Oh really now? And what is the purpose of that?

 

[Chaingun]

* comes back, removes the towel and begins rubbing burn cream on*

Oh really now? And what is the purpose of that?

Nekkie wimmens insures that I keep in shape. Got to keep my strength up.

Always remember the "cardio" rule from Zombieland. Good stuff to be learned in that movie.

*responds physically to being rubbed*

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Make it or break it. I'm not afraid.

Hope your mouth doesn't make promises that your body cannot keep!!!