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Chaingun said:
Um, yeah, I've got this huge chunk taken out of my leg...I think it needs a steri strip or something. But don't worry, it's not a bite. It's from shrapnel. I think it's still in there. And this sunburn isn't normal. I think I've got second degree burns on parts of me.

But be careful opening the vehicle. There's two zombies chained up in there. Don't kill them.

Please don't kill them.

*limps off with Janee and Serene.*
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How did manage a sunburn and shrapnel? I thought you were going out to check the veggie patch for Neon. Gees!

*bangs the butt of my gun against the tank*
what am I suppose to do with two more brain eaters? We other one we have keeps getting out of the holding tank. Unless..... You didn't get W and Laura did you? That was a joke.
 
Designing_Angel said:
How did manage a sunburn and shrapnel? I thought you were going out to check the veggie patch for Neon. Gees!
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*wakes up suddenly, realizing he's being spoken to.*

Um, I got a call and had to go check something out. The veggie patch was so two days ago. I ran into a group of about 20 marauders who were transporting prisoners. Got into a fight right as a bunch of the undead showed up. I let them fight it out for a while figuring, "I got winners" and then when there were only about ten of them left total, I lit the fuel tank on the leader's GTO and unfortunately, I didn't account for all the RPG rounds that were apparently in the trunk. BOOM!

Designing_Angel said:
*bangs the butt of my gun against the tank*
what am I suppose to do with two more brain eaters?
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No, those two zombies are...um...professional dancers that I used to know. I want to test my cure on them. And, if it doesn't work, it'll be funny to watch them shamble around in those six inch clear-soled stiletto heels.


Designing_Angel said:
When other one we have keeps getting out of the holding tank.
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The other one keeps getting out because his mom--Bless her heart--keeps letting him out.

*passes out again*
 
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Chaingun said:
*wakes up suddenly, realizing he's being spoken to.*

Um, I got a call and had to go check something out. The veggie patch was so two days ago. I ran into a group of about 20 marauders who were transporting prisoners. Got into a fight right as a bunch of the undead showed up. I let them fight it out for a while figuring, "I got winners" and then when there were only about ten of them left total, I lit the fuel tank on the leader's GTO and unfortunately, I didn't account for all the RPG rounds that were apparently in the trunk. BOOM!



No, those two zombies are...um...professional dancers that I used to know. I want to test my cure on them. And, if it doesn't work, it'll be funny to watch them shamble around in those six inch clear-soled stiletto heels.




The other one keeps getting out because his mom--Bless her heart--keeps letting him out.

*passes out again*
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You must mean ballet dancers, right?!?

Damn it. He keeps passing out from a widdle flesh would. Barely grazed him the big baby.
Gees.

*skips off to the mess hall to get the ladies more cookie*
 
I guess so... *follows behind the LAV, assisting CG and the nurses, getting him to sick bay careful of the burned and missing bits*
 
*wakes up again, realizes he is naked, and...sporting a raging hard on. Realizes that Janee, Serene, Gator, and Angel are all looking at him. Blushes. Passes back out.*
 
Chaingun said:
*wakes up suddenly, realizing he's being spoken to.*

Um, I got a call and had to go check something out. The veggie patch was so two days ago. I ran into a group of about 20 marauders who were transporting prisoners. Got into a fight right as a bunch of the undead showed up. I let them fight it out for a while figuring, "I got winners" and then when there were only about ten of them left total, I lit the fuel tank on the leader's GTO and unfortunately, I didn't account for all the RPG rounds that were apparently in the trunk. BOOM!



No, those two zombies are...um...professional dancers that I used to know. I want to test my cure on them. And, if it doesn't work, it'll be funny to watch them shamble around in those six inch clear-soled stiletto heels.

*passes out again*
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LOL... Get your ass up.

Man up, the two zombies you bagged are done...

I did get them out of the vehicle 1st, but....

OMG... the stench.

Blasted that , just on the smell factor. If it smells it can't be good....
 
SweetlyJanee said:
Umm...excuse me? THAT is not the effect I usually have on men.



Serene, FGG! DA? Help me strip and check him out...he won't bleed out anytime soon.
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OH I get it we get nekkid and rouse him while baking PB cookies and keeping the zombies at bay! Okay I can do that have you met my inlaws this will be a piece of cake!
 
Chaingun said:
*wakes up again, realizes he is naked, and...sporting a raging hard on. Realizes that Janee, Serene, Gator, and Angel are all looking at him. Blushes. Passes back out.*
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Why ChainGun, you have nothing to be shy about...not at all :p
 
sereneone4u said:
Why ChainGun, you have nothing to be shy about...not at all :p
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*grins through his delirium*

"Bitterman, go through the park. You know how I love the park!"

*laughs uncontrollably*

"Who the hell shot me in the calf?"

*Giggles like an idiot.

"Engine Room? Where's my drink?"

*Seems to pass back out.*
 
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fungatorgurl101 said:
I am serious all I need is a

Carton Of Cigarettes
Flannel Shirt
some duct tape
and Gorilla Glue

I think we can keep the Zombies at bay... at least thats how I keep the in laws busy!
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Bwahahahaha

I could learn a lot from you, woman:cool:
 
fungatorgurl101 said:
I am serious all I need is a

Carton Of Cigarettes
Flannel Shirt
some duct tape
and Gorilla Glue

I think we can keep the Zombies at bay... at least thats how I keep the in laws busy!
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The cigs I think Size might have. I got the duct tape and glue. But I'm not sure about the flannel, seeing how women aren't suppose to wear clothes.

But I might be able to get you a hello kitty bikini.
 
fungatorgurl101 said:
I am serious all I need is a

Carton Of Cigarettes
Flannel Shirt
some duct tape
and Gorilla Glue

I think we can keep the Zombies at bay... at least thats how I keep the in laws busy!
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*spits up blood and starts laughing again.*

"It's two hundred miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

*groans in pain.*



"Did someone say cookies?"

*looks down*

"Hey, why...what? Where's my pants?"
 
Okay, FGG is a pro!

Leaving passed out Dave on the floor for now...you ladies have him?

Goes searching for Size13, he might need assistance...13 is my lucky number, you know.;)
 
SweetlyJanee said:
Okay, FGG is a pro!

Leaving passed out Dave on the floor for now...you ladies have him?

Goes searching for Size13, he might need assistance...13 is my lucky number, you know.;)
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I thought I saw him wandering outside with a nice double malt scotch.
 
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