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people laugh when I talk about the zombie apocalypse.....this thread just proves I'm right.....:eek:
 
DarkSimian said:
people laugh when I talk about the zombie apocalypse.....this thread just proves I'm right.....:eek:
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[No dude. Wal-Mart proves you're right. It's estimated that at least 75% of Wal-Mart shoppers are undead. Your mileage may vary.]


*radio in com shack buzzes to life with random static*

"Bunker, Chaingun. Come in Bunker, this is Chaingun...I need a four person Zombie Response Squad on standby. If the Bradley Fighting Vehicle is ready, prepare to board and head out. You'll need armor and shotguns... and restraints. I'll call if I need you. There's a .... *unintelligible*... Make sure that thing is fueled and provisioned for a couple days.

That is all. Chaingun out."

*radio goes dead*
 
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Cause I'm already a cuddlefiend. I didn't know there was a brew to make others. I love the all three part. Hm... I may have to search your quarters. Offer you a drink later once I get you allll alone! xD

*Alarm sounds through the bunker as the comman relays the message* God damn it! Was just about to get some cuddling. I hoped. Well, that's my cue... *Som lopes to his quarters, getting into his gear as quickly as you can get into full plate armor. Hes had practice though and is one of the first out to check on their ride.*.*
 
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Artina Heartflash said:
:rolleyes: Funny. NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FLICKR ACCOUNT, SON.

everyone, hold fire. I will take care of him. He gets on my nerves, sometimes, (and into my computer.)
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AWWW...mama you took my sniper gun away. :(



But I have another. And another. and another. :devil:
 
*He also almost grabs a SMRL before remembering the old shooter maxim. The bazooka is -not- a shotgun. He figures the 1919 and battleaxe should do the trick though.*
 
sombrablanca said:
Cause I'm already a cuddlefiend. I didn't know there was a brew to make others. I love the all three part. Hm... I may have to search your quarters. Offer you a drink later once I get you allll alone! xD
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Let me chase EZboy out of the quarters first. He may be hiding under the bed. He packs a squirt gun and you REALLY don't want to know what's in it. lol.

Later.... :)
 
I'm out of commission, boss. Don't know how much I can contribute today. fuckin' A
 
BradBigBrain said:
I'm out of commission, boss. Don't know how much I can contribute today. fuckin' A
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[You found the stash and toked up at 4:20, didn't you?]

*the loudspeaker crackles...*

"...(unintelligible)....coordinates are...(unintelligible)...south. Fire for effect!!!" *gunfire is heard* "Dammit! There are marauders fighting some undead at...(unintelligible)...and either way, I'm screwed." *moaning in the background* "Yeah! Take that bitches!!!" *gunfire* "How's that knee feel? Yeah! Get some!" *more gunfire* "Ha! Now it's not just your knee. You're fucking head's off! Come get some!!!" *sounds of a shotgun being reloaded* "Roll the Bradley! Hurry, I need...."

*the loudspeaker suddenly goes silent.*
 
Chaingun said:
[You found the stash and toked up at 4:20, didn't you?]

*the loudspeaker crackles...*

"...(unintelligible)....coordinates are...(unintelligible)...south. Fire for effect!!!" *gunfire is heard* "Dammit! There are marauders fighting some undead at...(unintelligible)...and either way, I'm screwed." *moaning in the background* "Yeah! Take that bitches!!!" *gunfire* "How's that knee feel? Yeah! Get some!" *more gunfire* "Ha! Now it's not just your knee. You're fucking head's off! Come get some!!!" *sounds of a shotgun being reloaded* "Roll the Bradley! Hurry, I need...."

*the loudspeaker suddenly goes silent.*
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You need...a new loudspeaker.
 
you need to come with me so I can keep talking to you. xD

Hm...Head South, listen for gun fire and screams I suppose. Hey, we got air support too! Somebody get Micky fitted with a headset, and have him fly south fast as we can. We gotta get CG outta there! *Som has the Bradley up and purring, waiting for the others to appear, his call going out over the speaker right after CG's. When a few others finally appear the Bradly peels rubber from his leadfoot, well, steel foot, moving south thinking thank god they built these for big men.*
 
As the Response Squad moves out, not sure of the direction to go other than south, a massive explosion complete with fireball is seen roughly five miles south. The flames light up the sky and the noise reaches the ears of those inside the Bradley Fighting Vehicle a few seconds later.

A eery glow lights the sky to the south; something large is on fire.

Perhaps several large somethings?


The secure channel in the Bradley crackles...

"Hey, it's me. I'm fine. Well, as good as can be expected if you saw that. I guess all those people that thought I had an unnatural fascination with fire and explosions before the world went to shit have been vindicated...

Too bad they're all walking around moaning and looking to chew on others.

So, uh, I've got a sit-rep. The danger is passed. I'm bringing in some prisoners...and some guests. Why don't you return to base and get back to the party? I'll be fine. I'm sure we'll be back soon. Prepare for three new living, breathing humans...and two not so living. I'll explain later."
 
Damn, I just managed to get out of the Bradley, which is in tip top shape if you noticed, before you all took of in it... ;)

*Sitting, sipping a fine single malt scotch he found in the larder*
 
Artina Heartflash said:
You need...a new loudspeaker.
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[I know just the guy to fix it...when he's in better shape.]

Size13 said:
Damn, I just managed to get out of the Bradley, which is in tip top shape if you noticed, before you all took of in it... ;)

*Sitting, sipping a fine single malt scotch he found in the larder*
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[Take all you want. For your work, it's the least I can offer you. And the party can get re-started just as soon as I get back.

For now though, just sit back, put up those big feet of yours and enjoy my collection of whiskeys. Which did you choose, by the way? I think if you didn't find it, you should try the Cardhu, which is a nice Speyside Single Malt.]
 
Flames continue to burn to the south; whatever it was, it was highly flammable. And unfortunately most likely a giant beacon for any wandering undead in the area. With any luck, it will attract them more than the trip I am making back to the bunker with my new "friends".

Return to the party, my friends. I'll be home soon.
 
Chaingun said:
[I know just the guy to fix it...when he's in better shape.]



[Take all you want. For your work, it's the least I can offer you. And the party can get re-started just as soon as I get back.

For now though, just sit back, put up those big feet of yours and enjoy my collection of whiskeys. Which did you choose, by the way? I think if you didn't find it, you should try the Cardhu, which is a nice Speyside Single Malt.]
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Glenmorangie... :)

I think I will sit here and fondle the DPMS .308 I found while I was keeping things going....

And this is an excellent scotch... :)
 
Chaingun said:
...a massive explosion complete with fireball is seen roughly five miles south. The flames light up the sky and the noise reaches the ears of those inside the Bradley Fighting Vehicle a few seconds later.
A eery glow lights the sky to the south; something large is on fire.
Perhaps several large somethings?
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Sorry CG, I kinda got carried away with my new toy. You like?
http://s8.postimage.org/rrzxauknp/20120131174228.jpg

But in my spare time after night patrol I tidied up the armory. Ready for anything new we have to add to it.
http://s8.postimage.org/4p9eboj6d/20120131174210.jpg

I'm heading in your direction, taking a shortcut through the woods. I'll be there for you and our new guests in a jiffy.
http://s8.postimage.org/yjqcdp9n9/20120131174248.jpg
 
Size13 said:
Glenmorangie... :)

I think I will sit here and fondle the DPMS .308 I found while I was keeping things going....

And this is an excellent scotch... :)
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Just don't pop off any rounds to the south until you see that we are safe inside again. I understand that those things have quite a range.

Designing_Angel said:
Sorry CG, I kinda got carried away with my new toy. You like?
http://s8.postimage.org/rrzxauknp/20120131174228.jpg

But in my spare time after night patrol I tidied up the armory. Ready for anything new we have to add to it.
http://s8.postimage.org/4p9eboj6d/20120131174210.jpg

I'm heading in your direction, taking a shortcut through the woods. I'll be there for you and our new guests in a jiffy.
http://s8.postimage.org/yjqcdp9n9/20120131174248.jpg
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All excellent additions to our assets. Large weapons, a well organized armory, and a hot nekkid chick in a field with some firearms.

I hope more people post pics of the things that they find on the forage missions that we can add to the bunker to make our new life more comfortable.
 
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