Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens
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*waltzes into CG's room*
Are you done with a certain female?
She "hooked you up" all right...
LOL...
*uses the bolt cutters to cut the handcuff*
I think you need to go take care of a few things. There is a cat fight in the dance hall...
LOL
Are you done with a certain female?
She "hooked you up" all right...
LOL...
*uses the bolt cutters to cut the handcuff*
I think you need to go take care of a few things. There is a cat fight in the dance hall...
LOL
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I sneak back into Whip's room and tie CG back up with her panties.
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Snickering as I leave but not before I check out the goods......
OH MY CG. I'm coming back for you!
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*wakes up with a bloody nose*
"What in the wide world of sports is a-goin' on here!?!?!?!"
Tied up again? Dammit!!!
Wait...these are the flimsiest panties I've ever seen...she actually wears these? Shit you couldn't cover a dollar bill with all the material in all these thongs put together.
*struggles a little*
Dammit! Silk? That shit is too strong!
*resigns himself to waiting for the ladies to let him go free.*
"What in the wide world of sports is a-goin' on here!?!?!?!"
Tied up again? Dammit!!!
Wait...these are the flimsiest panties I've ever seen...she actually wears these? Shit you couldn't cover a dollar bill with all the material in all these thongs put together.
*struggles a little*
Dammit! Silk? That shit is too strong!
*resigns himself to waiting for the ladies to let him go free.*
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* giggles*
I'll have to see about finding some nice sturdy granny panties for you.
And some rope to better tie your hands, of course.
* strokes his cheek and goes back to dancing*
Do your worst, DA!
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While I'm incapacitated, I might as well go over the known rules about dealing with the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse as told by "Columbus" in the movie Zombieland. The movie covers a lot of what the kid deals with as a survivor and his travels to the west coats, but doesn't list all of his rules, just the ones that become pertinent as the movie progresses.
1. "Cardio"
2. "Double tap"
3. "Beware of bathrooms"
4. "Wear seatbelts"
6. "Cast iron skillet"
7. "Travel light"
8. "Get a kickass partner"
12. "Bounty paper towels"
15. "Bowling Ball"
17. "Don't be a hero." (Columbus changes the rule to "Be a hero" at the amusement park, facing his greatest fear, a clown-zombie, to save Wichita and Little Rock.)
18. "Limber up"
21. "Avoid strip clubs"
22. "When in doubt, know your way out"
29. "The buddy system"
31. "Check the back seat"
32. "Enjoy the little things"
33. "Swiss army knife" (P-Dub has this one covered!)
34. "Clean socks"
48. "Hygiene"
49. "Always have backup"
1. "Cardio"
2. "Double tap"
3. "Beware of bathrooms"
4. "Wear seatbelts"
6. "Cast iron skillet"
7. "Travel light"
8. "Get a kickass partner"
12. "Bounty paper towels"
15. "Bowling Ball"
17. "Don't be a hero." (Columbus changes the rule to "Be a hero" at the amusement park, facing his greatest fear, a clown-zombie, to save Wichita and Little Rock.)
18. "Limber up"
21. "Avoid strip clubs"
22. "When in doubt, know your way out"
29. "The buddy system"
31. "Check the back seat"
32. "Enjoy the little things"
33. "Swiss army knife" (P-Dub has this one covered!)
34. "Clean socks"
48. "Hygiene"
49. "Always have backup"
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Damn, I can see this is going to be a long night.
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* double-checks for DA before slipping in to clean out the shrapnel wound and apply more burn cream*
I'll be able to let you up soon..... Hope you'll forgive me for this but you weren't about to heal chasing the ladies all over camp.
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But, but...at least bring your nekkidnes a little closer to my hands or my mouth...please?
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* puts a hand on his forehead*
Sorry, if I do that theres a chance you'll never heal up. Your legs ARE free, you know.
*backs away*
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*peeks my head in Whip's room to see CG convulsing like a seizure victim as she watches.
You sure you want to keep his legs free?
* puts my hand on CG's leg and uses it as an excuse to inch my hand closer to his "small arms". Licking my lips.
You sure you want to keep his legs free?
* puts my hand on CG's leg and uses it as an excuse to inch my hand closer to his "small arms". Licking my lips.
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*peeks my head in Whip's room to see CG convulsing like a seizure victim as she watches.
You sure you want to keep his legs free?
* puts my hand on CG's leg and uses it as an excuse to inch my hand closer to his "small arms". Licking my lips.
You mean CG gers to have all the fun?
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After drinking 3 or 4 Long Island Teas and dancing like crazy, it occurs to me that I have not seen CG lately.
I wander back to his room to check to see if he is still alive. As I walk into his room, I see him flopping around on the bed with his hands tied to the headboard of the bed.
"Well, I came to check and make sure you were still alive. I came back here last night and you were sound asleep and would not wake up. Seems that your mouth made promises that your body could not keep."
Pokes his leg a bit.
"Looks like WhipLuvr got the rest of the shrapnel out. That's good. After Kat and I carried you out of that camp, it would be a shame for you to die in your own bed."
I wander back to his room to check to see if he is still alive. As I walk into his room, I see him flopping around on the bed with his hands tied to the headboard of the bed.
"Well, I came to check and make sure you were still alive. I came back here last night and you were sound asleep and would not wake up. Seems that your mouth made promises that your body could not keep."
Pokes his leg a bit.
"Looks like WhipLuvr got the rest of the shrapnel out. That's good. After Kat and I carried you out of that camp, it would be a shame for you to die in your own bed."
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Can you help our leader? I'm so nervous about him.
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Yeah...but what a way to go. Surrounded by pretty nekkid wimmens? Hell yeah!
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Stay with us, man. We need you.
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Never fear, I have learned a trick or two...
If it becomes necessary, I happen to be an expert at mouth-to-cock resuscitation.
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I must. I've got work to do. I have a responsibility to these people...
...and an overwhelming desire to have nekkid fun time with all these wimmens.
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Never fear, I have learned a trick or two...
If it becomes necessary, I happen to be an expert at mouth-to-cock resuscitation.
Bring him back. You must do all you have in your power to do it.
Slaps CG. You can do both, you selfish motherfucker.
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Got-dam right! I'm superfly!!!!1!!
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Do you think Mouth-to-Cock resuscitation is needed? Do you think he is that bad?
Hmmm, I wonder if I should practice on you first. Just to make sure my technique is not rusty.
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