Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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Nope. Have homework to do. Want to help?

What? Your professor is out there walking around rotting trying to find human flesh to eat. You don't have to go to class; the college is in ruins.

Come get nekkie and play, Young Lady.
 
Well you said you needed resuscitated.
And the ONLY way to properly do that is Mouth-to-Cock!!!
So, you supply the cock and I will supply the mouth. ;)
My cock is so ready for your mouth. I so need to be resuscitated.
 
It's getting late in the bunker Kids. Whether you're alone, with someone, or with several someones, I hope you have a great night. Eat, drink, play, live, laugh, love. Treat each other well, love each other fully.

I have business to attend to.

*Walks off and goes to the lab where the zombie strippers are restrained*

Thinks to self, "This better work..."
 
After resuscitating Brad (and having the taste in my mouth to prove it), he starts to stand. I grab him and pulled him back.

"Hold on, I need a little resuscitating myself" :devil:
 
*Of course the zombies are where CG wanted. Tis the beauty of who he is* Ya know, I read of these Dwarves in a Drizzt book. They put all kinds of odd, sharp, shreddy bits on their armor and just wade in. Hm.... Any women want to discuss effectiveness vs zombies while I work on my still idea? The alcohol will run out eventually. Better to work on more while we still have the stuff, lubricate the process. *Som sips his Long Island, ruminating on chemistry, welding, etc*
 
After resuscitating Brad (and having the taste in my mouth to prove it), he starts to stand. I grab him and pulled him back.

"Hold on, I need a little resuscitating myself" :devil:


*Wandering around, looking for PW... walks into the room... pulls up a cot to watch the show*
 
*Som sits, watching the stars and unofficially helping with night watch. He thinks he has a working still, but it'll take time to tell. He continues sipping Long Islands, pleasantly buzzed. Once in a while he takes a pot shot at a zombie, watching as their heads disintegrate, having nothing better to do.*
 
*strolls into room, yawning and clearly exhausted. Several long scratches are visible on his body*

"Morning, All."

*goes to giant refrigerator in the corner of the mess hall. Takes out a Mountain Dew--his caffeine of choice--and pops the tab, then drains the entire thing quickly. Several more scratches are visible on his back, evidence of a very hard night*

"Mmmmmm, alright, now I'm awake!"

*turns and notices everyone not touching their breakfast while staring, mouths agape, at him*

"What?"

*realizes everyone is looking at the damage to his body*

"Oh, uh....I was doing an experiment in my lab on one of the zombies we captured. I'm fine."

*Walks out mumbling "Rode hard...put away wet."*
 
*strolls into room, yawning and clearly exhausted. Several long scratches are visible on his body*

"Morning, All."

*goes to giant refrigerator in the corner of the mess hall. Takes out a Mountain Dew--his caffeine of choice--and pops the tab, then drains the entire thing quickly. Several more scratches are visible on his back, evidence of a very hard night*

"Mmmmmm, alright, now I'm awake!"

*turns and notices everyone not touching their breakfast while staring, mouths agape, at him*

"What?"

*realizes everyone is looking at the damage to his body*

"Oh, uh....I was doing an experiment in my lab on one of the zombies we captured. I'm fine."

*Walks out mumbling "Rode hard...put away wet."*

Please do not tell me that semen is the cure for being a zombie:rolleyes:
 
ROTFL!!!!!

Oh of COURSE CG thinks semen is the cure... but only partially...what else is mixed with it? What is the method/means of application/administration?

It surely must be controlled substance. Or should be.

CG, have you a report of your experiments with the cure, for our review?,
 
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