dance, hobbits!

[neci]

here come the goblins!

...

yes.

i consider this better than tv.

sue me.

the big kitty will take care of the bill.

 

[neci]

interactive masturbatory entertainment

pew!

pew!

pew!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You're a Just Pet Alt?

 

[pointless]

that's racist.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

coo...

 

[neci]

You're a Just Pet Alt?

sure. one night only.

that's racist.

hold me.

coo...

fucking alt ridden dope head.

 

[pointless]

can't. i'm reading harry potter (off and on), watching the tigers as i type and putzing around on the internet while waiting for the dryer to finish so i can start it up again. that's too much, man.

 

[doctor_insanus]

*checks your ring for Elvish glyphs*

 

[lovetoread]

I love dancing hobbits.

 

[neci]

can't. i'm reading harry potter (off and on), watching the tigers as i type and putzing around on the internet while waiting for the dryer to finish so i can start it up again. that's too much, man.

i almost made a potter joke.

then it was erased.

have you hacked my brain?

or just fucking around on the pg?

*checks your ring for Elvish glyphs*

that's a different book.

i put it in the attic.

I love dancing hobbits.

i found oiled up massage porn.

be back after cums.

 

[doctor_insanus]

that's a different book.

i put it in the attic.

A wizard checks your ring precisely when he means to!

*strokes beard*

 

[neci]

A wizard checks your ring precisely when he means to!

*strokes beard*

if you figure out which box it's in, please let me know.

*curls up*

there's a lot of boxes.

magical dwarf.

 

[neci]

the theater/in the dark/night vision porn did it.

2/1.

old man cocks.

i'm a mess.

for the record.

like you didn't know that.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Fucker.

 

[pointless]

i almost made a potter joke.

then it was erased.

have you hacked my brain?

or just fucking around on the pg?



that's a different book.

i put it in the attic.



i found oiled up massage porn.

be back after cums.

hey, i have oiled up massage porn too!

and, no. i'm just a dark and malevolent god who thrives on death and destruction. no hacking needed or desired. it's so crass.

 

[neci]

yes?.

 

[neci]

hey, i have oiled up massage porn too!

and, no. i'm just a dark and malevolent god who thrives on death and destruction. no hacking needed or desired. it's so crass.

it really is. it's like, hey! i'm more tech smart than you!

well guess what...

i give no fucks.

and!

no one really cares.

that last one is truth,

as sad as it is.

 

[neci]

seriously.

you could post pics of Queen Elizabeth II's cunt, and the brits would be all, those are left over from Diana. next!

where's miley?!

she's our star.

 

[pointless]

no, just the first one. pts-228.

also, fset 381, but that's lesbian sleep rape so it's not quite the same thing. silly japanese peoples.

 

[neci]

this was some brunette and a muscle man. surprisingly, he didn't put the cock into her mouth until at least 25 minutes in. it always pisses me off when the guy barely massages, then demands his. i'm watching this shit to get me off. not you. thank you very much. also. i want a serious ass massage. deep tissue. 15 min/cheek. minimum. massage the cums in.

 

[pointless]

hegre?

 

[neci]

sorry.

not here.

 

[pointless]

silly porn amateurs. hegre art, damnit. i prefer the jap stuff. or massage rooms because lola is fucking adorable. little mutt is alright, but i think they might be dead now. all girl massage is just cheesy, but occasionally the eye candy is good enough to not care. these things matter!!!!!!!!!!! and !

srsly, though. lola is fucking adorable.

 

[neci]

lola is my code word for pot.

i need to see manly fingers on boobs and inside cunt.

quiet moans

some grunts

minimal eye contact

 

[pointless]

she's still adorable. nothing can change that. also, she's one of the few i enjoy seeing get plowed so there's that.