Damnit, I want a cigarette!

celiaKitten

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My jaw hurts from chewing all this damned nicorette.

Help:( I really want one!!!
 
*slowwwwly rubs your neck, your shoulders, your tired, aching back.....*

Kitten, get on MSN, and I'll do my best.
 
ok take a deep breath in out in out grab a glass of water and stop chewing that gum.
Tell yourself I do not need a smoke I just think I do.
Have you got a lollie to suck? Something sweet on your taste buds might help.
 
Drink lots of water, stand up and walk around, lick something.......

Do something that takes your mind off it.
 
hmm.... Never smoked, so therefor, never tried to quit.

When my dad would quit, I know he always went up in weight, because he would eat more. Lots more. A friend of mine said it helped to have a pencil or pen in hand, so that when the urge to take a drag hit, she could stick the end of a pen or pencil in her mouth, and use that, instead.

My suggestion, is to go get the one food you absolutly love above all others, and pig out tonight. Not all the time, just tonight. :)
 
Mom quit, gained some weight. In the long run, Celia, it's easier to lose the weight, so go out and EAT.

Besides, weight loss is simple. Lots of hot, sweaty sex.
 
Breathing ... my Dad brought me Godiva's today - so the chocolate is here .. eating it ...

Umm, yes I need sex - must find sex ...
 
All I can offer is hot steamy cybersex...... *sighs*

Then again, that keeps you busy, right?
 
lol find sex... better than smoking! I found peppermints were a good thing to suck on when I craved a smoke :)
 
I had the same problem with the gum, plus the fact it has a sucky taste. I liked the patch MUCH better....just slap it on and leave it, and it releases the nico into your body - surprisingly fast. No cravings like when you wre between pieces of gum. You do know not to chew it like regular gum? You chew it for a few secs, then store it between yer cheek and gum (no shit).
 
Okay Sweetie let's start singing.........

The twelve days of Christmas. This will be your twelve step program.


" On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me. A Par-trige in a pear tree............"


Come on!!! Everybody sing let's help Celia *wink*



kgboot
 
Hmm, let's do the other version ..

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two turtlenecks

and a beer ... in a tree.

*hug* thanks Kg
 
I was lucky enough to have a college girlfriend get me hooked on cigarettes(I place all the blame with her, I wish). I only smoked for about 8 months but I was sucking down about 30 of the little bastards every day(many consumed during long bouts of insomnia).

For me the key to quitting(it really is a nasty habit and kissing a smoker's mouth is a surefire way to go limp) was to draw the proverbial line in the sand. I decided it was a measure of my willpower and if I went back than I had let myself down and proven weaker than cigarettes. It worked for me.

When I go camping I sometimes have some tobacco in a Cherrywood pipe that was kindly given to me. Makes me feel like a beatnik or something. I never crave nicotine when I am through with it. For me it was a matter of making it psychologically important to me to quit.

Good luck Celia
 
I still say do something like the sunflower seed thing i told you.

I"m addicted to them. and if you have a handfull in your mouth.... you won't be craveing the cigerets
 
You are most welcome Celia Honey!!

*kisses* I've missed you!! I've been a little busy lately. Do I get my kisses?? You know I like Hugs and Kisses. You'll have to teach me your version of the twelve days of Christmas;) I don't know that version. lol


Hugs and Kisses.



kgboot
 
*kisses* for Kg - missed you too sexy thing!

ok .. now pay attention ..

on the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three french toast, two turtlenecks and a beer, in a tree..
 
If you want a cigarette, smoke ONE....

Betcha can't. Cigarette addiction is veeeeerrrrry difficult to conquer. All you can do is keep on keeping on. I hope you can bet it.

I have tried to quit hundreds of times. I have come to the conclusionthat I can smoke when I want to and I have. I LOVE Sherman MCD's and when I have the urge, I buy a pack and smoke a few a day until they are gone. And then I go without for weeks or months until the urge returns.

We are all gonna die of something.

blue
 
Ahhh! No!!! Can't think like that ...

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four comic books, three french toasts two turtlenecks and a beer in a tree .......
 
lmao!!!

Maybe I should give you my email address so you can email that version. lol

No, on second thought every post you make is one less minute you have to think about smoking. okay, you have 9 days of Christmas left to post.


btw- Thank You Sweetie, but you are most definitely the sexier thing. *wink*





kgboot
 
I am sooo with you there.

Celia,
You have my full support. I've been off smokes and on the patch for about two weeks now. Well, I say I'm off cigarettes, but, in reality, I smoke between 1 and 3 a day (the ultra-light variety) because The patch just isn't cutting the cravings. I went a couple days without the patch, and all was well, until perhaps 3 in the afternoon. Then, I started getting the physical withdrawals (the nausea and such). So, right now, it's the mental devil or the physical devil. I'm opting for the mental one.
Basically, I ride the patch as long as I can until I just can't keep from cutting a co-worker's head off. At that point, it's cigarette time. :)

-Jimmie
 
I know that song :)

89X Plays it every year as if it were a real song.

they put it in their everyday rotation :) hehe
 
That's because it's a Canadian song Fly :)

On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me - Five golden Tooks..

four comic books three french toasts two turtlenecks and a beer, in a tree ...

(and KG - send me your email addy and I'll send you a pic so you'll know who the hell you're calling sexy thang)
 
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