Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[jc1213]

so let me see,

in national news, today is the hearing for the 10 year old boy who was charged with aggravated assault for hitting a another 10 year old, with a ball, at school, while they were all playing dodgeball. le sigh. Now, the child who was playing dodge ball that the charges are specifically about has some medical condition that makes him medically fragile. thus he did suffer a mild concussion when getting hit by the ball. Still, I have to ask why children or adults who are medically fragile would play dodgeball, football, boxing, hockey, or any sport known for contact. I mean the point of dodgeball is to hit others with the ball. If one can not sustain a hit, it seems odd to play a sport where the whole point is hitting. Seems extreme, even with a minor injury, to charge a 10 year old with a criminal offense for playing a sport.

in florida woman news, a sheriff's wife has filed for a divorce like 2 months after it came out that the old dude was screwing a 21 year old year old he had supervised. it came out because underling got all stalky, thus he sought protection. he was screwing her for years though, so not sure why it turned. old dude's of florida, just remember the young hot crazy bitches are fun only if you keep it short. keep stringing them on for years, and you might get more than who can handle. Just saying.

and in other florida woman woman news, woman was fighting with boyfriend. bite of his thumb. damn that is a strong mouth. https://www.newsweek.com/florida-wo...co-county-arrested-aggravated-battery-1451684

Ok, florida women, look, the crazy is great when you are walking down the street naked or stealing that cop car. I love y'all for being adventurous, daring, spontaneous, high risk, and just kooky, but if we could please go back to hitting people with cakes and chicken and not biting off appendages, that would be great. it is just a step too far.

in local town news. cops were seen walking the highway with several k9 units, no one knows why.

in immediate neighborhood news, all my baby chicks are still cute and doing well. neighbors' saw foot prints in the sand, they appear to be canine.

And that is how bumblefuck turns

and in whatever the fuck I want wednesday postings. yeah, what I want
https://i.imgur.com/RJu8xk9m.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jFRWZdxm.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/3fFpaMJm.jpg

happy wednesday

Love the report on Bumblefuck, and those pics are amazing!! My Wed has improved significantly, especially having to deal w/ bozos at work this morning.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

One cute chick takes care of another cute chick.



When I opened the links I totally forgot what you were talking about........
I just wanted to watch for a while and then help out with my tongue and fingers before I..........!! But that's only my short circuit sex brain talking.

isn't it cute (not sure if it is a he or she yet)

Aww, thanks. I love it when I manage to use my sexuality to distract a man from his thoughts. help would have been appreciated too

Hmmmm I love it!!

thank you

Coffee of course

Well, I am actually slightly disappointed by that answer. I was hoping you had something more exciting going on. Though I don't know why I think other women with similar familial dynamics would have anything more exciting going on than myself, but I hope.

Is it wrong that I can't help but imagine putting my tongue and then something a lot harder into your lovely vagina???

absolutely not. my panties would totally say that if they were on.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Love the report on Bumblefuck, and those pics are amazing!! My Wed has improved significantly, especially having to deal w/ bozos at work this morning.

thank you, I am glad to improve your day. but I bet my work bozos are worse than your work bozos.

 

[scotluvsoral]

isn't it cute (not sure if it is a he or she yet)

Aww, thanks. I love it when I manage to use my sexuality to distract a man from his thoughts. help would have been appreciated too


thank you



Well, I am actually slightly disappointed by that answer. I was hoping you had something more exciting going on. Though I don't know why I think other women with similar familial dynamics would have anything more exciting going on than myself, but I hope.



absolutely not. my panties would totally say that if they were on.

Well my little head is definitely saying "enter the playground"

 

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

Well, I am actually slightly disappointed by that answer. I was hoping you had something more exciting going on. Though I don't know why I think other women with similar familial dynamics would have anything more exciting going on than myself, but I hope.

Silly rabbit!!

I didn't want to hijack your thread so I PMed you earlier with exactly what I wanted this morning. Take a peek

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well my little head is definitely saying "enter the playground"

the little head is smart. listen to it more

Silly rabbit!!

I didn't want to hijack your thread so I PMed you earlier with exactly what I wanted this morning. Take a peek

lol. ok I actually looked at my box. and you are welcome to hijack my thread anytime. (all y'all are)

 

[Paul_Chance]

So, there is a 50/50 chance that the picture of the chick is "cock in hand". Hmmmmm.

I agree - crazy is amusing until it involves biting off appendages. I got one good bite when I was a cop (granted, I was choking them at the time, so I couldn't really blame them) and the human being can lay on a powerful bite when they're pissed off or crazy.

Have you considered one of those talking card things for your instructional panties? Maybe with a proximity sensor so any time anyone gets close it goes "Lick Here! Beep Beep Beep. Lick Here!". That would be entertaining.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So, there is a 50/50 chance that the picture of the chick is "cock in hand". Hmmmmm.

I agree - crazy is amusing until it involves biting off appendages. I got one good bite when I was a cop (granted, I was choking them at the time, so I couldn't really blame them) and the human being can lay on a powerful bite when they're pissed off or crazy.

Have you considered one of those talking card things for your instructional panties? Maybe with a proximity sensor so any time anyone gets close it goes "Lick Here! Beep Beep Beep. Lick Here!". That would be entertaining.

Well, you are correct. I guess I could do many more cock in hand shots. I am pretty sure they don't care and will provide their approval for a treat. side note, they really love bacon jerky...not the tiny one, but the rest. who knew. either way, so much easier to bribe than hubby, and so much more visible than Enrique.

and damn, I have never been bitten as an aggression tactic by anyone over 3 so I guess I did not appreciate. even that was not fun though. Now, don't get me wrong, I am a fan of reasonable erotic bites, reasonable being the key.

haha, I don't know if that is realistic, but a sound chip with a press button would be easy and functional. hum, instructional panties phase 2

 

[Paul_Chance]

Did you try bacon with the hubby? LOL - it works as a bribe on most of the men I know.

Yeah, little kids are pretty good at a biting, feral little beasties.

I saw some wicked bites when I was a cop - lots of parts mangled or lopped clean off by a sharp pair of teeth. Definitely didn't look fun.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Did you try bacon with the hubby? LOL - it works as a bribe on most of the men I know.

Yeah, little kids are pretty good at a biting, feral little beasties.

I saw some wicked bites when I was a cop - lots of parts mangled or lopped clean off by a sharp pair of teeth. Definitely didn't look fun.

Yeah, I tried. Hubby is a tough one to bribe. haha, and yes they are, I'd rather be bit than listen to whining though.

I can imaging. now I want to know the weirdest thing that you saw as a cop,

 

[EctoJohn]

and in whatever the fuck I want wednesday postings. yeah, what I want
https://i.imgur.com/RJu8xk9m.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jFRWZdxm.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/3fFpaMJm.jpg

happy wednesday

A MUCH happier Wednesday seeing those.

 

[dtige24]

so let me see,

in national news, today is the hearing for the 10 year old boy who was charged with aggravated assault for hitting a another 10 year old, with a ball, at school, while they were all playing dodgeball. le sigh. Now, the child who was playing dodge ball that the charges are specifically about has some medical condition that makes him medically fragile. thus he did suffer a mild concussion when getting hit by the ball. Still, I have to ask why children or adults who are medically fragile would play dodgeball, football, boxing, hockey, or any sport known for contact. I mean the point of dodgeball is to hit others with the ball. If one can not sustain a hit, it seems odd to play a sport where the whole point is hitting. Seems extreme, even with a minor injury, to charge a 10 year old with a criminal offense for playing a sport.

in florida woman news, a sheriff's wife has filed for a divorce like 2 months after it came out that the old dude was screwing a 21 year old year old he had supervised. it came out because underling got all stalky, thus he sought protection. he was screwing her for years though, so not sure why it turned. old dude's of florida, just remember the young hot crazy bitches are fun only if you keep it short. keep stringing them on for years, and you might get more than who can handle. Just saying.

and in other florida woman woman news, woman was fighting with boyfriend. bite of his thumb. damn that is a strong mouth. https://www.newsweek.com/florida-wo...co-county-arrested-aggravated-battery-1451684

Ok, florida women, look, the crazy is great when you are walking down the street naked or stealing that cop car. I love y'all for being adventurous, daring, spontaneous, high risk, and just kooky, but if we could please go back to hitting people with cakes and chicken and not biting off appendages, that would be great. it is just a step too far.

in local town news. cops were seen walking the highway with several k9 units, no one knows why.

in immediate neighborhood news, all my baby chicks are still cute and doing well. neighbors' saw foot prints in the sand, they appear to be canine.

And that is how bumblefuck turns

and in whatever the fuck I want wednesday postings. yeah, what I want
https://i.imgur.com/RJu8xk9m.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jFRWZdxm.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/3fFpaMJm.jpg

happy wednesday

Damn....That's exactly what I want this Wednesday too.......you wet and naked in bed

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

A MUCH happier Wednesday seeing those.

Glad to brighten your hump day.

Damn....That's exactly what I want this Wednesday too.......you wet and naked in bed

so do you have a nice, big, comfy bed?

 

[wilderness]

So, in other news. Last week the mommy chicken and her babies stole another birds eggs and nest. It is a bantam. Well now one of the eggs hatched, and she has now abandoned the nest she stole, and the actual mother won't take it back.

So i have this.

http://i.imgur.com/Q0iD9dGm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZuHBOJ4m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Eo6e2LIm.jpg

Will it survive?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Will it survive?

I think so. It is now hopping around, eating, looking healthy. I am now more concerned about the next. One of the abandoned eggs has now sort of hatched. It doesn't look as strong as the first. We shall see.

 

[mellowyellows]

I think so. It is now hopping around, eating, looking healthy. I am now more concerned about the next. One of the abandoned eggs has now sort of hatched. It doesn't look as strong as the first. We shall see.

It’s gonna make it. It will be the greediest cock in the whole yard.

 

[Paul_Chance]

The Weirdest Thing - A True Story

I’ve got a busload of weird stories. Strange things happen when you wonder around in the night for a living.

But I do have a good story I’ll tell you and it’s usually the first one that pops to my mind when people ask about strange stories.

It was a dark and stormy night…

No, really it was! It was one of those late summer thunderstorms. My partner at the time and I responded to a prowler call at a remote ranch house. My partner’s nickname was Gumby because he had a striking resemblance to the character. The call came in after midnight and it was a group of teenage kids home alone and someone was prowling around outside.

This house was way in the middle of nowhere out in the high desert, about 20 miles on a dirt road. When we get there we parked in front of the house and walked up to the door. The kids answered the door and told us that someone had tried to get in the door and looking out through the windows they had seen movement like someone was trying to hide in the bushes.

So my partner and I decide to do a walk around and eventually came to an old ramshackle barn. We split up and I went around the left side of the barn and Gumby went around the right.

I just got around the corner and three things happen in quick succession. There is a tremendous flash of lightning and crack of thunder, there is a high-pitched little girls scream, and then three gunshots in rapid succession. As you can imagine for a few seconds I didn’t know whether to shit or go blind, then my immediate thought was my partner, so I drew my pistol and ran back around the barn.

Fucking Gumby is running right straight back at me and I almost shoot him in the dark. He runs past me and I do a quick peek around the corner of the barn fully expecting to see bad people. But, the barnyard is empty. So I called Gumby and it takes me two or three times to get him to come back over to me.

He is shaking like a leaf and can only tell me that he shot someone who loomed up out of the darkness with him and he thinks it was the Devil. I kind of ignore the whole devil thing, I figured it was just adrenaline pumping, so we fall back to the car and pick up our shotguns. Then we start back toward were Gumby shot the devil.

There, in the side of the yard is the body…

...of one giant ass billy goat.

It seems that Gumby came around the corner and when the lightning flashed the Billy goat was standing on its hind legs just about to ram him, as they are wont to do. Silhouetted by the lightning flash all Gumby saw was a 6 foot figure with goat horns on its head. The high pitched scream? Gumby. I will give him credit, he got off three shots in a split-second and that goat was dead.

(As a strange but true footnote to the story, two things happened.

Since it was an officer discharging his firearm we had to write it up, but we left out the part about the mysterious little girl scream. The sheriffs office paid for the goat. And someone, not me, tipped off the National Enquirer. A few months later the story appeared there, minus the goat. It was about unidentified deputies having a gun battle with the devil. It was way better than what really happened.

Then about a decade later, after I left law enforcement , Gumby was decorated for bravery under fire, having pulled two wounded city deputies to safety in a big gun battle. I called him and teased him that once you face down the devil, well you got nothing left to be afraid of.)

 

[jc1213]

thank you, I am glad to improve your day. but I bet my work bozos are worse than your work bozos.

I bet if we put our work bozos together we'd have quite the circus.

 

[19jimbo99]

exactly. I made them that simple, and yet, am I being licked right now. the answer is no, fucking no.

Justa this is going to be a tough assignment ...but after seeing Wednesdays pic. I would be willing to volunteer for duty !!!

 

[Willingtoshare]

Oh my!!!! I like whatever the fuck I want Wednesday!! Makes me want...

 

[Awaywego]

Florida

Do I really want to come down this weekend, I mean all these crazy Florida women stories. But then you post " whatever the fuck I want" pics and yep. Who knows I might pass you on the street, I would ask for an autograph, lol.

 

[Youngsunghero]

Damn is it groundhog day today. Every day should be whatever the fuck you want Wednesday, I'm sure nobody here will complain. Especially if the material is this hot, count me the fuck in!!!

 

[hairball18]

so let me see,

in national news, today is the hearing for the 10 year old boy who was charged with aggravated assault for hitting a another 10 year old, with a ball, at school, while they were all playing dodgeball. le sigh. Now, the child who was playing dodge ball that the charges are specifically about has some medical condition that makes him medically fragile. thus he did suffer a mild concussion when getting hit by the ball. Still, I have to ask why children or adults who are medically fragile would play dodgeball, football, boxing, hockey, or any sport known for contact. I mean the point of dodgeball is to hit others with the ball. If one can not sustain a hit, it seems odd to play a sport where the whole point is hitting. Seems extreme, even with a minor injury, to charge a 10 year old with a criminal offense for playing a sport.

in florida woman news, a sheriff's wife has filed for a divorce like 2 months after it came out that the old dude was screwing a 21 year old year old he had supervised. it came out because underling got all stalky, thus he sought protection. he was screwing her for years though, so not sure why it turned. old dude's of florida, just remember the young hot crazy bitches are fun only if you keep it short. keep stringing them on for years, and you might get more than who can handle. Just saying.

and in other florida woman woman news, woman was fighting with boyfriend. bite of his thumb. damn that is a strong mouth. https://www.newsweek.com/florida-wo...co-county-arrested-aggravated-battery-1451684

Ok, florida women, look, the crazy is great when you are walking down the street naked or stealing that cop car. I love y'all for being adventurous, daring, spontaneous, high risk, and just kooky, but if we could please go back to hitting people with cakes and chicken and not biting off appendages, that would be great. it is just a step too far.

in local town news. cops were seen walking the highway with several k9 units, no one knows why.

in immediate neighborhood news, all my baby chicks are still cute and doing well. neighbors' saw foot prints in the sand, they appear to be canine.

And that is how bumblefuck turns

and in whatever the fuck I want wednesday postings. yeah, what I want
https://i.imgur.com/RJu8xk9m.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jFRWZdxm.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/3fFpaMJm.jpg

happy wednesday

It looks like you had a wonderful Wednesday.

 

[4soysauce2]

Damn..I looked for you first thing this morning and nothing here...How dare you have a life...hehehe..

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It’s gonna make it. It will be the greediest cock in the whole yard.

I hope so, but he would have some competition there. but the first, yeah I am no longer worried. the 2nd is still alive, and moved since yesterday. we shall see. hopefully he will be standing and awake by the time I get home or tomorrow.

I’ve got a busload of weird stories. Strange things happen when you wonder around in the night for a living.

But I do have a good story I’ll tell you and it’s usually the first one that pops to my mind when people ask about strange stories.

It was a dark and stormy night…

No, really it was! It was one of those late summer thunderstorms. My partner at the time and I responded to a prowler call at a remote ranch house. My partner’s nickname was Gumby because he had a striking resemblance to the character. The call came in after midnight and it was a group of teenage kids home alone and someone was prowling around outside.

This house was way in the middle of nowhere out in the high desert, about 20 miles on a dirt road. When we get there we parked in front of the house and walked up to the door. The kids answered the door and told us that someone had tried to get in the door and looking out through the windows they had seen movement like someone was trying to hide in the bushes.

So my partner and I decide to do a walk around and eventually came to an old ramshackle barn. We split up and I went around the left side of the barn and Gumby went around the right.

I just got around the corner and three things happen in quick succession. There is a tremendous flash of lightning and crack of thunder, there is a high-pitched little girls scream, and then three gunshots in rapid succession. As you can imagine for a few seconds I didn’t know whether to shit or go blind, then my immediate thought was my partner, so I drew my pistol and ran back around the barn.

Fucking Gumby is running right straight back at me and I almost shoot him in the dark. He runs past me and I do a quick peek around the corner of the barn fully expecting to see bad people. But, the barnyard is empty. So I called Gumby and it takes me two or three times to get him to come back over to me.

He is shaking like a leaf and can only tell me that he shot someone who loomed up out of the darkness with him and he thinks it was the Devil. I kind of ignore the whole devil thing, I figured it was just adrenaline pumping, so we fall back to the car and pick up our shotguns. Then we start back toward were Gumby shot the devil.

There, in the side of the yard is the body…

...of one giant ass billy goat.

It seems that Gumby came around the corner and when the lightning flashed the Billy goat was standing on its hind legs just about to ram him, as they are wont to do. Silhouetted by the lightning flash all Gumby saw was a 6 foot figure with goat horns on its head. The high pitched scream? Gumby. I will give him credit, he got off three shots in a split-second and that goat was dead.

(As a strange but true footnote to the story, two things happened.

Since it was an officer discharging his firearm we had to write it up, but we left out the part about the mysterious little girl scream. The sheriffs office paid for the goat. And someone, not me, tipped off the National Enquirer. A few months later the story appeared there, minus the goat. It was about unidentified deputies having a gun battle with the devil. It was way better than what really happened.

Then about a decade later, after I left law enforcement , Gumby was decorated for bravery under fire, having pulled two wounded city deputies to safety in a big gun battle. I called him and teased him that once you face down the devil, well you got nothing left to be afraid of.)

hahah. Well the goat part would be way funnier if it didn't end with some ones dead goat. I like goats, and yes they are assholes, but I like them anyway.

I bet if we put our work bozos together we'd have quite the circus.

haha. probably right

Justa this is going to be a tough assignment ...but after seeing Wednesdays pic. I would be willing to volunteer for duty !!!

well thank you. I could really use it today.

Oh my!!!! I like whatever the fuck I want Wednesday!! Makes me want...

well thank you. I think our wants could overlap

Do I really want to come down this weekend, I mean all these crazy Florida women stories. But then you post " whatever the fuck I want" pics and yep. Who knows I might pass you on the street, I would ask for an autograph, lol.

haha. again most aren't that bad. sometimes he get to see hot naked women.

Damn is it groundhog day today. Every day should be whatever the fuck you want Wednesday, I'm sure nobody here will complain. Especially if the material is this hot, count me the fuck in!!!

I agree. but I do actually like guidelines sometimes. to keep me on point.

It looks like you had a wonderful Wednesday.

It was good.

Damn..I looked for you first thing this morning and nothing here...How dare you have a life...hehehe..

yeah sorry, brutal day. off site with electricians, and everything has been constant. the only highlight of my day is I walked next door to starbucks and some guy honked and yelled some pervy comments. So kind of him, I needed a little boost.