Dammit

[Dietrich K.]

I'm going to bed.

When I wake up, I will be one year older.

Dammit, this getting older thing has got to stop.

 

[Guest]

Good luck. I'll pray for you to die in asleep.

 

[SpiceCake]

I'm going to bed.

When I wake up, I will be one year older.

Dammit, this getting older thing has got to stop.

No sweetie, you will be one day older. You have now completed a year and are beginning a new one! You are just getting better and better.

And, Happy Birthday!

Want some cake?

 

[Guest]

I was so gonna kill this du... I mean thread.

 

[enjoyingitall]

I'm going to bed.

When I wake up, I will be one year older.

Dammit, this getting older thing has got to stop.

You know, the alternative to getting older isn't such a happy place. Besides, older isn't really so bad.Promise.

 

[marksgirl]

It's not so bad...the older I got the hotter I got!

 

[Guest]

 

[MaggieH]

I'm going to bed.

When I wake up, I will be one year older.

Dammit, this getting older thing has got to stop.

Be careful what you wish for, kiddo....

Oh, and btw, happy birthday!

 

[DragonEyes]

You may be getting older; but rest assured you are getting better too. Happy Birthday.