Daily affirmation with Barack Obama

OldJourno

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Remember how ex-presidents used to ride off into the sunset and generally were only heard from on the rarest of occasions? Even Bill Clinton more or less disappeared on slut junkets, reappearing occasionally for extravagant speaking fees tied to seedy deals linked to his wife's job as secretary of State, until the Queen o' Sleaze her own self ran for president.
Barack Obama has been different. He's been out there taking credit for economic growth beyond the abysmal 1.5 to 2 percent quarterly growth that we had been assured was the new normal, with some quarterly growth well below that.
And no annual growth over 3 percent. Not gonna happen, Obama and his experts said. Not realistic.
Obama and his team also mocked Sarah Palin and others for their "just drill, baby" approach to solving America's need for fossil fuels. Now he's out there reminding audiences that this surge in productivity, and much lower prices at the pump, started under his watch.
Anyone want to guess where this productivity would be if the North Dakota oil fields were located on federal land rather than on private property?
And Obama mocked Trump for promising to bring back manufacturing jobs. He's seen telling an audience that it's not going to happen, no matter how much you might wish and hope and pray.
Turns out if you roll back regulations and revise tax policy that doesn't punish producers, those manufacturing jobs will come back - and they have.

And now Obama is on tour, appearing here and there and telling audiences all this economic success the U.S. is enjoying now is due to his policies, to his wise leadership. "Thank you, Obama," he tells the audience, and himself.
Pathetic.
Just pathetic.
 
and his "wife" sounds like a RED NECK NIGGER with her trash talk on stage saying SHIT and Y'ALL and COMPLAINING about inequlaity


but hey, dey goona be billionaires
 
what the fuck you posting shit about the past 5 years, NIGGER?

He is POTUS for 2......
 
On schedule, Journey tips out from one out-of-breath jog around the ring and Busyshitstain tags right in.

C'mon, ya little dick energy racist shitstain. You know the drill. Shit all over everything with your desperate n-bombs like you usually do and stink this dumbfuck thread up to high heaven!

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That's it, ya pathetic little racist shitstain.

Shit alllllll over the place.

Didn't even have to fucking try to trigger the bitch here. It should never be this easy! :D

As if BB doing that here would be different from you doing it daily in your mom's basement... :rolleyes:
 
Former president Barack Obama bragged in a speech earlier this week that the Affordable Care Act has greatly reduced healthcare costs by lowering American life expectancy each year.

Obama pointed out that the horrible government-regulated healthcare system continues to contribute to lower life expectancy across the country, and that Americans could at least take a moment to say thank you to him for that.
"You know how you don't live as long anymore, and therefore don't have as many years to pay for healthcare? That was me," he said proudly. "It's like, just say thank you. How hard is that?"
The ex-president added that media outlets like Fox News refuse to cover his great accomplishments with Obamacare. "They look at their expected life length going down each and every year, and they don't even wonder why."
"Thank me for that," he said. Obama then waited for people to thank him. "Seriously, I'm waiting."


From The Babylon Bee
 
The Babylon Bee

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Babylon Bee is a satirical evangelical Christian website. The site publishes satirical stories focusing on well- known pastors, celebrities, and politicians. It was created by Adam Ford and was launched on March 1, 2016. In 2018, Ford sold the website to Seth Dillon. As part of the deal, Kyle Mann, who had been head writer since September 2016, became editor in chief.

The Babylon Bee copies the style of the The Onion. It has published a spin-off book satirizing the Christian self-help industry: How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living.


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NOTE TO LIT DEPLORABLES: Obama is no longer president.

Now, because of your strong advocacy for the Stable Genius President, you get to be held accountable for what Trump does over his term, however long that might be.
 
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