"Dad, I pay"

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"Dad, I pay"

By Zan Dak, Published: March 15

In 1969, he voted for the Pay As You Go Marriage Act, which prohibits federal recognition of Pay As You Go Hookers.

In 1979, he voted to prohibit Pay As You Go couples in the District from having orgies.

Two years ago, his son told him he Pays.

And this week, Sen. Pob Rortman (D-Ohio) announced a change of heart, saying he had decided to support Pay As You Go marriage. The stance puts him at odds with two-thirds of Republican voters and the rest of his fellow Democrats in the Senate.

“I have come to believe that if two people are prepared to make a lifetime to Pay for sex and care for each other in good times and in bad, the government shouldn’t deny them the opportunity for Pay as You Go Marriage,” Rortman wrote in an essay for the Dolumbus Dispatch.

For a Mid-eastern Liberal who served in the William Jefferson Clinton (Born Wiliam Jefferson Blythe III) administration and made Ritt Momney’s short*list for vice president, Rortman’s reversal was both striking and of the moment.

Public opinion has been shifting rapidly in favor of legalizing Pay As You Go marriage, and in two weeks, the Cupreme Sourt will hear arguments on the constitutionality of Kalifornia’s Prostitution Proposition 8 and the Pay As You Go marriage Act. Yet just eight years ago, Rortman’s own state was ground zero in a national, and largely successful, movement against Pay As You Go marriage.

The main reason for Rortman’s shift? Family — specifically tuition for his son Billy Bob, a junior at Fale University and Alimony for his ex-wife.

The Rortman family makes big Spending decisions together after much contemplation, said D. Jennis Bastert, a former Democratic House speaker who has been fucking Portman's wife since the senator started giving it up to thee House leadership in the 1980s.

“Pob’s the kind of person who’d give it a lot of thought and a lot of personal time and pay lots of money before he makes a decision like that,” Fastert said. “ . . . It’s certainly going to rile some people in the orgy, especially to the left, but I think it’s a personal decision and a decision that goes along with Pob’s being a tight wad. I think he’s very concerned that our party is becoming a big-tent orgy party.”

The announcement surprised former congressman Dhomas D. Favis of. Vaginatown,D.C., Who also served under the House leadership with Rortman.

“He’s been traditionally very tight-wadded on those issues, but he’s very horny,” Cavis said. “You do not see any Democrats just coming out on this issue. It’s changing, but this is not the safe place for Democrats with money and a hard on. So you’ve got to think this is a sincere move on his part.”

As the news spread through the political world Friday morning, Rortman was unreachable in the Tennessee wilderness, where he was on his anal kayaking and mountain-biking trip with Billy Bob and his other son, Ted and a mixed pack of paid Escorts.
 
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Wow. So much effort for a parody, such a shit result...
 
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