Curse in Gaelic!

[shereads]

http://hermes.lincolnu.edu/~focal/scripts/mallacht.htm

This is great. Build your own Irish Gaelic curse. Here's my first try:

Go gcreime galar tógálach do cheann.

(May an infectious disease gnaw at your head.)

 

[Guest]

(May an infectious disease gnaw at your head.)

I've been infected with STD in the head.

 

[Songcatcher]

I've been infected with STD in the head.

That's bad. Only one cure.

 

[Alex De Kok]

That's bad. Only one cure.

Beheading?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Beheading?

We can only hope.

 

[AppleBiter]

Go scriosa cúnna ifrinn do chuid calóga arbhair.


Translation: May the hounds of hell destroy your cornflakes.

 

[cloudy]

Oh, this is too good!

Go n-aora na gráinneoga cealgrúnacha do bhall fearga.

(May the malevolent hedgehogs satirize your manly part.)

 

[shereads]

Oh, this is too good!

Go n-aora na gráinneoga cealgrúnacha do bhall fearga.

(May the malevolent hedgehogs satirize your manly part.)

That's outside the bounds of decency, even for a porn site.

 

[cloudy]

That's outside the bounds of decency, even for a porn site.

ya think?

 

[Guest]

Go gcreime na gráinneoga cealgrúnacha do thóin bheagmhaitheasach.


(May the malevolent hedgehogs gnaw at your worthless butt.)


Cool!

Thanks, sher - this is great!

 

[Dar~]

Go bpléasca na péisteoga do chuid infheistíochtaí.
( May the worms blow up your investment portfolio.)

 

[Dar~]

May the Sea Cat lick your manly part.

Go lí an Cat Mara do bhall fearga.

 

[cloudy]

Go lí scata Fomhórach ólta do chuid fo-éadaigh.

(May a pack of drunken Fomorians lick your underwear.)