Current Lit Crush

I have a Lit crush from afar. We've never messaged but I've stalked him for quite some time. Oddly enough his profile says he hasn't visited here in at least two months. Can I consider myself ghosted?

**Since I still get PMs about this - I was only joking. I guess my humor didn’t translate well! 😝
 
Last edited:
I have a Lit crush from afar. We've never messaged but I've stalked him for quite some time. Oddly enough his profile says he hasn't visited here in at least two months. Can I consider myself ghosted?

If you have never messaged you can't really say he has ghosted you
 
l don't have one here, I'm just quietly sitting in the corner reading all the posts. :D
l do have a few very good friends.
 
I don’t have one at the moment but their are people here who still pique my interest so to speak!
 
Looks like my last one crashed and burned so I think I’ll just sit back and watch everyone else.
 
I loved Orange Crush growing up...before I became a big boy and migrated to Mountain Dew. There is nothing quite like a can of tiger piss to wake you up.

And there are way too many pretty women here without crushes. That just ain't right.
 
Oh my crush has a first name
It's not-for-you-to-know
And my crush has a second name
And it's not-for-me-to-show

So the names have been changed to protect the innocent and not so innocent..

Now I've got that damn Oscar Meyer song in my head.
 
I loved Orange Crush growing up...before I became a big boy and migrated to Mountain Dew. There is nothing quite like a can of tiger piss to wake you up.

And there are way too many pretty women here without crushes. That just ain't right.

Pour it over yourself, Tiger Piss will stop other animals bothering you.
 
I find it extremely offensive that my name isn’t listed in every single post in this thread.

Who is more crushable than me?

What is wrong with you people? Can’t you see that I’m both charming and humble?

You guys suck!
 
I find it extremely offensive that my name isn’t listed in every single post in this thread.

Who is more crushable than me?

What is wrong with you people? Can’t you see that I’m both charming and humble?

You guys suck!



haha my names not here either, but not sure what id say if i did see it here, honoured and embarrassed probably
 
I find it extremely offensive that my name isn’t listed in every single post in this thread.

Who is more crushable than me?

What is wrong with you people? Can’t you see that I’m both charming and humble?

You guys suck!

I crush you by default.😍 πŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ’‹
 
If you believe his modest blurb, then some mildly amusing guy :heart: though crush might be a tad of an understatement 🀭😘

Crush doesnt even come close to describing it sweetheart, no words do ❀❀❀
 
Back
Top