Current Lit Crush

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

Damn, I'm too late

Oh, I can definitely have both a girl crush and a guy crush.

 

[FranklyFrank]

I guess it's my left hand for now...

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

One day, I would like to see my name on this list.

 

[mickyp123]

I guess it's my left hand for now...

Try your right hand and where a latex glove it might feel like a kinky nurse is doing it thats not very good.

 

[hairball18]

Yes I do.

 

[cqiam]

I'm into the shorter ladies, lately. If you are 5'3" (160cm) or less and you are flashing bits, I'm probably checking you out.

 

[Vman55]

My crush is Kimleigh.

 

[Shi_One81]

I’m taking applications:

* Must be 39+
* Must have a hairy chest
* Must not look like you live in your mom’s basement playing Dungeons and Dragons all day.
* Must not look like you could be featured on To Catch a Predator or Intervention.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I’m taking applications:

* Must be 39+
* Must have a hairy chest
* Must not look like you live in your mom’s basement playing Dungeons and Dragons all day.
* Must not look like you could be featured on To Catch a Predator or Intervention.

Where does one sign up?

 

[TheMrBurns]

Do not currently have one.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I’m taking applications:

* Must be 39+
* Must have a hairy chest
* Must not look like you live in your mom’s basement playing Dungeons and Dragons all day.
* Must not look like you could be featured on To Catch a Predator or Intervention.

You had me right up until the last one! Darn . . . .

 

[BadAmy]

I’m taking applications:

* Must be 39+
* Must have a hairy chest
* Must not look like you live in your mom’s basement playing Dungeons and Dragons all day.
* Must not look like you could be featured on To Catch a Predator or Intervention.

Well, since I'm in menopause, I think...I qualify!


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[jeff_is_smiling]

I’m taking applications:

* Must be 39+
* Must have a hairy chest
* Must not look like you live in your mom’s basement playing Dungeons and Dragons all day.
* Must not look like you could be featured on To Catch a Predator or Intervention.

Drat! Missed it by only a few criteria...

 

[tigger_lover]

I may have a crush

 

[filt]

I’m taking applications:

* Must be 39+
* Must have a hairy chest
* Must not look like you live in your mom’s basement playing Dungeons and Dragons all day.
* Must not look like you could be featured on To Catch a Predator or Intervention.

Like in life, it’s the first hurdle that fucks me. The others are easy but cursed by being 37.

See you in 2 years. Don’t raise age limit or this will continue to be a problem

 

[filt]

I may have a crush

Same.

Taken a while to get to this point.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I’m taking applications:

* Must be 39+
* Must have a hairy chest
* Must not look like you live in your mom’s basement playing Dungeons and Dragons all day.
* Must not look like you could be featured on To Catch a Predator or Intervention.

Finally criteria I meet!

 

[tigger_lover]

Same.

Taken a while to get to this point.

thats nice, slow starting ones are always better

 

[mickyp123]

Like in life, it’s the first hurdle that fucks me. The others are easy but cursed by being 37.

See you in 2 years. Don’t raise age limit or this will continue to be a problem

To be fair she could have said 39 or a mature 37

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

Like in life, it’s the first hurdle that fucks me. The others are easy but cursed by being 37.

See you in 2 years. Don’t raise age limit or this will continue to be a problem

You'll have to face it: you're just jail bait

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

I’m taking applications:

* Must be 39+
* Must have a hairy chest
* Must not look like you live in your mom’s basement playing Dungeons and Dragons all day.
* Must not look like you could be featured on To Catch a Predator or Intervention.

With everyone else throwing their hat in the ring, I feel like maybe I should as well?

I don’t have a hairy chest but I do have a really soft furry sweater, a pair of scissors and some glue. I’m not very crafty but I feel like I might just be able to make something work.

And does it matter if I was featured on To Catch a Predator or just that I not look like I was? I fear it’s an important distinction.

Some points in my favor:
* I chew my own food, though not quietly. Sorry.
* I look very good in a pair of galoshes. I don’t actually own any though, would that be an issue?
* I have a pair of dinosaur panties. They’re tiny t-rexes and they are wearing party hats. I won’t show them to you, but at least you’ll know that I have them.
* I know all of the words to One Week by the Barenaked Ladies and will happily sing on cue as a party trick.

I’ll await your decision.
Respectfully,
SS&L

 

[TheMrBurns]

* I know all of the words to One Week by the Barenaked Ladies and will happily sing on cue as a party trick.

Even the part about the better clubs with tiny nubs?

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

Even the part about the better clubs with tiny nubs?

I cannot tell you how obsessed I was with being able to sing this song as a teenager. I would need practice, but I’m sure I could pull it off again lol.

 

[filt]

To be fair she could have said 39 or a mature 37

If she’d said mature, that could have been another barrier

 

[Shi_One81]

All in good fun