Cure for the Common..............

Bidin~Time

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Recently, an age old affliction of the men has come to my attention. This affliction manifests itself by the occurance of the following symptoms:
mild depression
increased levels of anxiety
inability to concentrate
and some increase in aggression.
However, it should be noted that the increased aggression is usually manifested in increased interest in gym workouts and sports. Sometimes followed by interest in a "boys nite out" where vast amounts of alcoholic beverages are consumed.

This condition, known to some as SRD, or Semen Retention Disorder, while not fatal, is chronic and incureable.

However, the condition can be *alleviated in the heterosexual male, for a time , by a sympathetic or otherwise responsive female.

A simple night of extreme sexual arrousal followed by multiple orgasms will return the afflicted man to his usual agreeable, content, self. The cessation of symptoms will vary from man to man.

I hope this brief discription will help those who suffer this affliction, as well as helping their SO 's in the understanding and control of the symptoms.

:D
emi




* the condition, so I'm told, is also a common problem with the gay male. In which case, a symapthetic or otherwise responsive similarly gay male can help with the symptoms.:)
 
Wow You hit this one on the money.

Where is my nurse?
 
Lazarus1280 said:
Wow You hit this one on the money.

Where is my nurse?

awwwwww
feelin a wee bit cranky??

**calls for the nurse.....code blue!!!**
 
I'm going to make a standard, expected follow-up joke here, but first let me say that you've made a very profound and insightful post here, a really incisive and deep commentary on the psychological importance of getting some.

Now, does anyone know if my HMO covers treatments for this condition? Self-medicating just isn't working anymore.

Can anyone help me with some group therapy here, anyone...?
 
I have studied under the great goddess for a year now ...


And I must concur that once the male suffering from SRD has been properly sexed up in a deviant, wild, animalistic way he calms down and becomes very subdued.

Thank-You once again emi for all your worldly wisdom!! ;)
 
TY Kitty,

The old adage "can't see the forest gor the trees" comes to mind
:p

:devil:
 
Susano said:
I'm going to make a standard, expected follow-up joke here, but first let me say that you've made a very profound and insightful post here, a really incisive and deep commentary on the psychological importance of getting some.

Now, does anyone know if my HMO covers treatments for this condition? Self-medicating just isn't working anymore.

Can anyone help me with some group therapy here, anyone...?



Maybe if your doctor emphasized the "medical necessity" ???
;)
 
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