Cupids Arrow

I have an arrow in my ass and a dog humping her leg...not sure how I am enjoying this too much.

Speaking as the one who has the dog humping her leg ... I'll trade you the arrow in the ass. Maybe it'd make us both feel better!
 
You want my arrow pointed directly at you. Ok SCHWING!!!!!! Damn it I missed I hit him instead:

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His name is Sasha and he is European. Ain't love grand!!!!!

Bitch titts, man boobs????.................Interesting.............and even named sasha.......wait a minute.............Thanks alot my female russian fantasy fuck buddy ice figure skater was named sasha...........And you just Fucked it up for me.. Oh well another skater , another time..wait was she russian????Fuck it..
I guess it was not meant to be.
 
Bitch titts, man boobs????.................Interesting.............and even named sasha.......wait a minute.............Thanks alot my female russian fantasy fuck buddy ice figure skater was named sasha...........And you just Fucked it up for me.. Oh well another skater , another time..wait was she russian????Fuck it..
I guess it was not meant to be.

Did you meet her on Lit? Was she 38-24-38...21 years old and likes older men? Well you are in luck there are a ton of them available on here. Just go to the lit personals section. Good luck
 
The Starbucks manager that has consistently refused my request to deliver at my home :mad:

Ok you want me to shoot a barista? Interesting. OK I will get it done for you. I cannot be blamed when he starts showing up at your door at all hours of the night watching you to sip on his coffee stirrer
 
Dear Cupid

Could you please shoot one of those arrows in your head and put us all out of our misery?

Thanks

Jako.
 
Dear Cupid

Could you please shoot one of those arrows in your head and put us all out of our misery?

Thanks

Jako.

I get you completely. If I watched what my job is I would excecute myself as well. Problem is just like in our dreams I cannot kill myself. I made a promise to my Mom that I would never kill myself. SOme people promise their Mom that they will graduate college, or never steal something, or just be a good person. I made it a point to promise never to kill myself.

So unfortunately I cannot die. Tell you what though. I will be on the corner of 7th and Broadway let's say around 1pm on Friday. If you want to give me a shove at the most inopportune time that might just do the trick. Just make sure it is a big vehicle, because it would be a cruel joke to end up on the Discovery channel with my own series due to my lack of ability to walk or talk.
 
Ok you want me to shoot a barista? Interesting. OK I will get it done for you. I cannot be blamed when he starts showing up at your door at all hours of the night watching you to sip on his coffee stirrer

Dude. He only wishes I'd sip on his coffee stirrer :mad::D
 
HO HO HO! Oh wait need to change costumes. Excuse me a second.

Ok now I am ready:

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Tis I Cupid. I know VD is just a month away so who, what, or where would you like my arrow to be pointed at? My arrow can be both for love and very lethal at the same time. So please point me in the right direction and watch my arrow stiffen and release at your will. Please realize that I am a near-sighted Cupid so sometimes my aim might be just a bit off :)

Reminds me of a saying.....

Time flies like an arrow......

Fruit flies like a banana....
 
Has your aim improved? Cos if not I could give you precise co-ordinates and well.............

Improved? Not at all. That is why I take lots and lots of arrows because eventually I will hit the target. They may be dead from all of the puncture wounds accumulated, but I always hit my mark. Eventually
 
Improved? Not at all. That is why I take lots and lots of arrows because eventually I will hit the target. They may be dead from all of the puncture wounds accumulated, but I always hit my mark. Eventually

So I could end up with a heart in a jar :eek:
 
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